Elon Musk’s AI-Enhanced Monkey Stock Pickers
We’ve all heard the (true) story of the blindfolded dart-throwing monkey that got better returns than stock-picking pros. You may have also heard that Elon’s Neuralink is equipping monkeys with intelligence-enhancing brain implants (Also true). So, is it really soooo crazy to think this could all be his evil plan to “outsmart the market”?
You be the judge. What’s clear is that the unpredictable stock market can make anyone go bananas. But there are alternatives. In fact, as stocks and DeFi crashed, one investment platform had 3 recent exits, realizing: +13.9%, +17.8%, and +21.5% net returns each.
It's called Masterworks. They’re unlocking the $1.7 trillion high-end art market for investors like you. Now, nearly anyone can invest in shares of multi-million-dollar art by names like Banksy and Picasso. Why art? Well, contemporary art prices:
- Outpaced the S&P 500 by 131% over the last 26 years.
- Have the lowest correlation to equities of any asset class, according to Citi
- Beat gold, real estate, and stocks in inflationary periods historically
Daily Peel readers are invited to skip the waitlist with this exclusive link. It's so easy, a monkey could do it.
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Hi MatthewKelenc, the silence is deafening, sorry about that.... Any of the threads below helpful?
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Fingers crossed that one of those helps you.
Why was the art collector's investment a complete disaster?
Because every time he tried to sell a painting, the frame was always empty!
Why was the art critic's investment a complete disaster?
Because every time he tried to sell a painting, he would always change his mind and decide it was a masterpiece!
Why was the artist's investment in his own paintings a complete disaster?
Because every time he tried to sell one, he would end up painting over it and calling it a "new piece"!
Why was the CEO of MasterWorks always so stressed out?
Because he was always trying to paint himself out of a corner!
Why was the marketing team at MasterWorks always so busy?
Because they were always trying to paint a pretty picture of the company's sales figures!
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