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Jun 2, 2014

What?

Jun 2, 2014

Another day, another dollar homie.

You better not be wearing that fucking belt in your picture.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

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Jun 2, 2014

Anyone else as in any other SAs in the city? Plenty....

Jun 2, 2014

Better get your shine boxes.

Jun 2, 2014

Just found out im working until midnight.

I thought first day was just orientation crap

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Jun 2, 2014
Waymon3x6:

Just found out im working until midnight.

I thought first day was just orientation crap

You asked for this.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

Jun 2, 2014
GoldenCinderblock:
Waymon3x6:

Just found out im working until midnight.

I thought first day was just orientation crap

You asked for this.

MD walked up behind me to introduce himself as I was typing that... may have seen my screen. o_0

Jun 2, 2014

WSO while at work on your first day? What are you thinking

Jun 2, 2014

This. I waited until at least the 2nd.

Jun 2, 2014
MutualMonkey:

WSO while at work on your first day? What are you thinking

They blocked everything.. Barstool, personal email, youtube.... even my school email. I feel like I'm in prison during lunch

Jun 3, 2014
Waymon3x6:
MutualMonkey:

WSO while at work on your first day? What are you thinking

They blocked everything.. Barstool, personal email, youtube.... even my school email. I feel like I'm in prison during lunch

Umm really...What did you expect?

Jun 3, 2014

Maybe I am on the other end of extreme, but I didn't open WSO during my SA stint till the 8th week of the summer or so. Actually pretty funny if the MD saw that being typed.

Jun 2, 2014

ITT: How to fuck up your internship on day one. Congrats on causing your MD to think you're lazy before the end of orientation.

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Jun 2, 2014
OpsDude:

ITT: How to fuck up your internship on day one. Congrats on causing your MD to think you're lazy before the end of orientation.

He's gonna be fine if he lets his work do the talking. Blocked sites is gay though. I've never worked at a place like that and I'd probably quit if I had to work in an environment of distrust.

I'd feel like I was 16 again working at Dairy Queen, blasting gangster rap and telling the parents I had no control over the speakers to make them fuck off.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

Jun 3, 2014
GoldenCinderblock:

Blocked sites is gay though.

Homophobic language won't get you far in the real world. One slip as an intern at my firm would be an automatic no-hire.

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Jun 2, 2014

Windows key + M (minimise all) is safer than alt + Tab unless you're completely confident that you don't have multiple windows of non-productive stuff open.

I use this combined with a wallpaper that looks like a work document.

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Jun 3, 2014
SSits:

Windows key + M (minimise all) is safer than alt + Tab unless you're completely confident that you don't have multiple windows of non-productive stuff open.

I use this combined with a wallpaper that looks like a work document.

lel nice

If you see someone leave their shit unlocked, hop on there and take a screenshot of their desktop. Then set it as their background.

Optional: Invert it first

Or if two people have desks very close together, swap their mouse USBs and loop it behind some shit so you can't see.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

Jun 3, 2014

I've been doing essbase pulls for 5 hours straight. This is hell

Jun 3, 2014
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heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/