What weapons would you own if you couldn't own guns?

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I can't own firearms on account of felonies I got caught committing and also because I was hospitalized in the psych ward at 17 on some trickery shit. I strongly believe in being able to defend oneself hand-to-hand as well as at range. What weapons would you arm yourself with if you couldn't own guns? I have a badass bow and arrow I use for archery, but that shit's not good on the quick. I think maybe having a loaded and drawn crossbow in every room might be good. I always have a knife on me of course. I got a CCTV setup and alarms already and a Ring. But I'm naked in the car. All I got is knives and a crowbar in there. This no gun shit is fucking with my head. I'm in the process of a lengthy appeal which involves getting a psych eval and will probably still be denied, but I gotta try. I wonder if you can pay someone to be a fall-guy. Or how that would work. And maybe just bite the bullet and do it anyway. Let's brainstorm together.

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Jul 31, 2019

The worst thing about NYC is the gun laws

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Jul 31, 2019

Definitely a great sword. Don't get a katana or something because people will think you watch too much anime, but if you carry a massive fucking sword people won't question you.

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Jul 31, 2019

We're talking ranged weapons, man. Thoughts on a high-powered slingshot? Anything can be your ammunition. Sling your cell phone at a motherfucker's collar bone in a pinch.

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Jul 31, 2019

Get an old school coin purse (fill it up with coins obviously) and just whack them with it.

Jul 31, 2019

knife beats lock in a sock but that's not bad

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Jul 31, 2019

Bear mace and/or shurikens

Jul 31, 2019

Akimbo war hammers.

Jul 31, 2019

I'm lame but I love my taser hahaha

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Jul 31, 2019
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I'm lame but I love my taser hahaha

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Jul 31, 2019

I would also like to know lmaoooo. Even if I cant use a taser on someone from far away the noise alone has helped me in bad situations in LA. No regrets over here

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Jul 31, 2019

Taser + strong pepper spray, but honestly there isn't an even remotely close alternative to a firearm.

Jul 31, 2019

What happens to white people with money when they get caught with a gun as a felon?

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Jul 31, 2019

Weigh what the most likely outcome for you is, do you use the firearm for self defense or do you get caught carrying illegally first? If chances are you get caught first, which they are (I'm assuming you don't live in parts of the country with significant gun crime) then its simply not worth it. Definitely fight to have your rights re-instated though. This is how I had to decide not to carry in the city. My choice was easier however though because I'm not a felon, so its not worth getting caught and never legally carrying again vs not carrying in nyc.

Jul 31, 2019

I mean, you never know is the thing. Fucked up shit happens every day. I spend a lot of time in Chicago in like B/C class neighborhoods for work. But fuck man I'm never going to prison I'll tell you that much. If I get caught, it's time to start a new life somewhere. I hope my wife joins me. But I'm not going to prison. That's a fact. They better not set bond if they want me in prison. I'll pay it and you can keep the change.

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Jul 31, 2019
GoldenCinderblock:

What happens to white people with money when they get caught with a gun as a felon?

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Jul 31, 2019

If you put a camo on it no one would ever know. I am a personal fan of "Fall" or "Dark Matter".

Jul 31, 2019

My hands are registered lethal weapons. We get in a fight. I kill you. I go to jail.

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Jul 31, 2019

Anyone who kills someone in a fight goes to jail, its called manslaughter

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Jul 31, 2019

not necessarily the case but the thing is sometimes people say stuff that isn't absolutely true in order to provoke a laugh. we call this a joke.

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Jul 31, 2019
Skyywalker:

Anyone who kills someone in a fight goes to jail, its called manslaughter

You don't just go to jail if you kill someone. If you had the right to self defend and your fighting back was lethal and necessary - you're in the clear.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Jul 31, 2019

I have a few steak knives in the kitchen

Jul 31, 2019

Jul 31, 2019

Yo man my house is like a mall ninja showroom. I have a 12 inch bowi knife sitting on my desk. I have no idea why. I know how fucking dweeby it is but I just like weapons. Check out this hilarious sub:
https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/

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Jul 31, 2019

Realistically, I would get a Japanese Katana sharpened, I would get a taser and I would get a kirpan, it a ceremonial dagger carried by Sikhs and they carry it everywhere.

Jul 31, 2019

On a serious note, felons can buy black powder revolver, shotguns, and rifles. Takes a while to load, so just keep it loaded. Still, a bullet is a bullet.

Jul 31, 2019

Can anyone confirm this? I really don't think I can have a shotgun.

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Jul 31, 2019

Have a close family member who's a felon and has a few black powder guns (muzzleloaders). They have to be considered antiques (1898), and according to federal law, they're all good. Check with state law and a lawyer, and load up dawg

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Jul 31, 2019

My fists.

Or imagine dropping your pants before a life or death situation, that f***er would run tf away.

Aug 1, 2019

Bear Mace 100%, just like that South Park episode.

Aug 1, 2019

Anything from medievalcollectibles.com.

I wish technology would have advanced like it does in Marvel movies, where combat is still melee based but they have spears (or other weapons) that can shoot lasers. Solves the long and close range problem in one weapon.

Aug 2, 2019

Tank with a nuclear reactor to power it. I don't have artillery, but I will catch up to you.

Aug 2, 2019

Combat midgets. They've got superhuman strength, they're built to be thrown, and they bring good luck.

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Aug 2, 2019
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just google it...you're welcome

Aug 3, 2019
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