I desperately wanted to move to California and I was applying to every job under the Sun. The first call I got sent me through the roof, and it was for a "finance" job but they were very vague about what they actually did.
That was the first red flag.
My naive self hopped on a plane with some of my own money eager as always, got a hotel and all. Well, the so called "finance position" was more of a sales position. More of a humiliating position.
I was all dressed up telling my Uber about how excited I was for the job and he said is it at Costco?
I said no of course not! And he said "Well it kind of looks like it might be". We pulled up into a mall and he was right. Costco.
The job was to stand in front of a product and basically sell to people who would rather die than talk to you. I almost walked out of the interview as soon as I arrived, and when I came home to tell my family and friends about my opportunity, I got to wear the "stupid helmet"
So can anyone top that?