WSO Stock Price Contest #2: TSLA

Mod note: Congratulations to @yeahright for winning the contest as the first guess!

What will TSLA close at this Friday? (currently at $135.45) - Closest to wins a free WSO shirt!

DEADLINE TO VOTE IS TUESDAY 11/19 11:59PM ET

 

I wish I had bought some puts instead of just posting in a WSO thread. I'm such a puss.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Who called this huge crash? That's right I did. Also you need to further define the challenge. Can the price be too high, too low, or is it just who is closest?

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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Because when you're in a room full of smart people, smart suddenly doesn't matter—interesting is what matters.
 

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