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Mod note (Andy): Throwback Thursday - this originally went up Aug 2012 while most of you were still playing jv hopscotch. If you haven't read Bankerella's posts, go through each and every one of them now, they're fantastic. fwiw this post also went up on CNBC. Enjoy!

Okay, today's advice comes with a dirty little secret.

One thing a banker girl (or any 20-something single chick working 80+ hours a week in a stressful environment) needs is the ability to occasionally have some fun with with very little advance notice and with no strings attached.

(Sure, the perfect girl is a bastion of sexual morality and never dates anyone casually, but that's just not relevant here.) So as a banker chick, you need to get maximum hedonic return on the few hours you have left to yourself, and let's face it, those hours aren't enough to gently nurture a budding but delicate relationship. You need to be strategic about how you use that time, so you need to find people (or a person) who can do the same.

If you're reasonably hot, you'll have no lack of candidates for the role. It's like a resume screen: you need to apply some sort of quick initial test to focus in on candidates who are more likely to be rock stars.

So here are my rankings, based on my own experiences and the experiences of a few friends.

Bear in mind, this is not exactly a scientific sample. (And guys, if my description doesn't fit your dating style, don't feel like I'm dissing you personally. All that means is that you're probably not a part of the sample.)

So. First, you could go with a fellow banker. I give the banker guy one star out of three. Pros: not clingy, spends money. Cons: Frequently not available. Work is always top-of-mind. Things stall when work gets heavy. Unfortunate tendency to end phone calls with "Thanks. Bye." Also, there's just too much room for comparison. There's just no way to not compare status, deals, money. You have to be okay with that going in.

PE guy: 2 stars. Same pros as the banker guy with fewer cons, more confidence, and more free time.

Consultant guy: 1.5 stars. Pros: Has lots and lots of miles and points. Stays out of your hair Monday through Thursday. Cons: Who cares about miles and points? Frequently not there when needed. Uses a mouse. Has an inflated opinion of the importance of his work. And just as things are hitting a good rhythm, he gets transferred or restaffed to some other city.

PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot.

Hedge fund guy: my sample is weak here; would benchmark him to PE guy with potential upside based on role, experience, and personality.

Trader guy: Three stars. Pros: transactional awareness, speed, bandwidth, value/time ratio, ability to close out the trade and walk away without drama. Typically feel they have something to prove, like to throw money around. Cons: Slightly scruffier than the guys above. Thinks that traders (rather than bankers) are masters of the universe. Keeps comparing his best month's earnings to your average month; sometimes "forgets" to add in your bonus. (It's not discretionary! It's a sure thing!) Most importantly: when he has a bad day, it's a really bad day.

Net-net, I obviously think traders carry the day here. They understand the transaction right out of the gate, they're fun as hell, they don't care about their reputations, they don't work (much) from home, they're usually available, and they're comfortable going 0 to 60 in twenty minutes if that's the order of the day. If they're judgmental about what a girl wants, at least they're smart enough to keep their mouths shut about it.

So, chicas, take Auntie's advice and think about keeping a trader's number on your phone. Oh, and obviously: choose carefully, be discreet, always be a lady in public, and always, always, ALWAYS wrap it up before you ride it.

Comments (285)

8/3/12

post ur pic

8/3/12

post it up you yiddishicup.

8/3/12

Curious: what about research and sales?

Get busy living

8/3/12

I enjoyed that.. thanks for sharing bankerella

"Dont compromise yourself; you're all you've got" - Janis Joplin

8/3/12

Thats brilliant. Love the cut straight to it. Big up the traders.

8/6/12
09grad:

Patrick - why does something like this get front page status? Is there any substance here - at all? I'm honestly asking and am very curious as to why drivel like this makes it to the top when there are actually informative threads out there.

It's neither very well written, particularly funny, nor informative. If anything, even as a guy, I think it might be a little insulting to women.

I've got no beef against a fun joke, but seriously, honestly, why is this junk on the front page?

8/3/12

but its provocative (gets the people going)

8/4/12
spaceagecowboy:

but its provocative (gets the people going)

haha so good lol

8/3/12

Bankerella I love you please marry me, I will switch careers to trading just to have a shot.

I LOVE YOU

8/3/12

Having an extremely hard time believing there's a girl in the world who doesn't like a little scruff.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:

Having an extremely hard time believing there's a girl in the world who doesn't like a little scruff.

my wife...

8/3/12

You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

8/3/12
Tommy Too-toned:

You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

Valid point. The major downside I see there is that entrepreneurs are always working, even when they're asleep. The best ones have a vision and a drive that pretty much consumes all available time and mental resources. However, I agree that bring a charming idealism and energy to the table that you can't get anywhere else. So, I should probably consider broadening the sample set a little.

8/3/12
bankerella:
Tommy Too-toned:

You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

Valid point. The major downside I see there is that entrepreneurs are always working, even when they're asleep. The best ones have a vision and a drive that pretty much consumes all available time and mental resources. However, I agree that bring a charming idealism and energy to the table that you can't get anywhere else. So, I should probably consider broadening the sample set a little.

this discussion is pretty stupid. which successful entrepreneurs (and traders for that matter) are trying to fuck banker girls? keep in mind most of you are high-strung, one-dimensional and ugly. even if it's just sex, they would rather target girls in PR, HR, marketing, etc.

if you are looking for a transaction wherein somebody fucks in you in a starbucks bathroom at 2am while you're waiting to turn pitchbook comments then you should just leave it to craigslist.

8/3/12
DoubleBottomLine:

if you are looking for a transaction wherein somebody fucks in you in a starbucks bathroom at 2am while you're waiting to turn pitchbook comments then you should just leave it to craigslist.

/thread?

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12

Tommy Too-toned:
You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

Oh yeah - total ballers.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/5/12
BlackHat:
Tommy Too-toned:

You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

Oh yeah - total ballers.
http://mygaming.co.za/news/wp-content/uploads/2012...

ew.

i think if i were a guy this would be when i say
'i just got soft [when i saw that pic] '

8/10/12

BlackHat:
Tommy Too-toned:
You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

Oh yeah - total ballers.

Or you could have this billion dollar dickie-do -

8/10/12
balls.mahoney:

Or you could have this billion dollar dickie-do -

Fuggin' hottie. I want him to smother me

8/10/12
Tommy Too-toned:
balls.mahoney:

Or you could have this billion dollar dickie-do -

Fuggin' hottie. I want him to smother me

How bout just his three chins?

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/3/12
Tommy Too-toned:

You forgot about entrepreneurs.

They're confident, driven, and usually hot. And they know how to transact in a variety of ways, from straight-up to back-side, organic growth to mergers.

Don't you want someone confident calling the shots after dark? You know, someone who's been around the block, seen a lot of things? Or are you more of a mentor?

It comes down to personal preference, but I'll just say that I don't know a lot of traders doing yoga. Entrepreneurs - the hips are loose and battle-ready.

As a heterosexual male, I can honestly say entrepreneurs are way cooler than most Wall Street dudes. They have balls of steel. They don't report to a boss. The successful ones are richer than pretty much any banker. They do whatever the fuck they want because a criminal record means nothing to them (conduct their own background checks.)

Competition is a sin.

-John D. Rockefeller

8/3/12

You forgot ADCOM guy from MBA program at a top-5 school.

8/3/12
IRRelevent:

"What every banker girl needs";

1. A man.
2. Broom, to clean for man.
3.Oven, to cook for man.

8/3/12
IRRelevent:

"What every banker girl needs";

1. A man.
2. Broom, to clean for man.
3.Oven, to cook for man.

+1, no offense ladies.

8/3/12

This made me chuckle. And it's a pretty good description of most finances types even without the whole hookup thing involved. I'm glad it was on the main page otherwise I wouldn't have seen it. +1 SB for you.

8/3/12

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

8/3/12
BTbanker:

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x7...

or
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x7...

8/3/12
Beretta:
BTbanker:

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x7...

or
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x7...

Second picture... on the right... call me maybe...

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:
Beretta:
BTbanker:

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x7...

or
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x7...

Second picture... on the right... call me maybe...

912-438-5003

8/3/12
BlackHat:
Beretta:
BTbanker:

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x7...

or
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x7...

Second picture... on the right... call me maybe...

I saw her in real. Wasn't impressed by her performance.

8/3/12
Abdel:

I saw her in real. Wasn't impressed by her performance.

Why? She have bad Ape Technique?

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:
Abdel:

I saw her in real. Wasn't impressed by her performance.

Why? She have bad Ape Technique?

There was too much make up going on all over her face. Seems like she had something to hide.

Just don't be surprised if you wake up next to her and that 8/10 of the earlier night turned into a 5.5 in the morning.

You have been warned. All in all, you can always throw that superman punch to escape. lol

8/3/12
BlackHat:

Second picture... on the right... call me maybe...

Only one thing I have to say about that.... booyah skee daddy ;)

"Well, you know, I was a human being before I became a businessman." -- George Soros

8/3/12
BlackHat:
Beretta:
BTbanker:

Who was that babe in the skirt that spoke at the WSO conference?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s720x7...

or
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x7...

Second picture... on the right... call me maybe...

So you prefer brunettes?

Too late for second-guessing Too late to go back to sleep.

8/3/12
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

DOES SHE KNOW???????????

ever ask her to wear a brown wig?

8/3/12
Ron Paul:
BlackHat:
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

DOES SHE KNOW???????????

ever ask her to wear a brown wig?

RP remember the time you asked me for sex and I said no and you took it from me by force?
I still have nightmares :(
(but they're good nightmares)
(and I'll still vote for you)

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:

RP remember the time you asked me for sex and I said no and you took it from me by force?
I still have nightmares :(
(but they're good nightmares)
(and I'll still vote for you)

BH use your wall street powers to make bankerella sex meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/3/12
BlackHat:
Ron Paul:
BlackHat:
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

DOES SHE KNOW???????????

ever ask her to wear a brown wig?

RP remember the time you asked me for sex and I said no and you took it from me by force?
I still have nightmares :(
(but they're good nightmares)
(and I'll still vote for you)

Seduce them. Never 'ask' for sex, they'll always say no. I've heard some chicks are different, but I haven't experienced this yet. But rape is a no go.....just, no: how you gonna violate someone's personhood like that yo?

What does bankerella think? "HEY, YOU FUCKING?" or.....be sneaky and just get them hot and bothered and coming back for more? This is semi-serious question, I get laid but am retard at dating :/

Get busy living

8/3/12
UFOinsider:
BlackHat:
Ron Paul:
BlackHat:
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

DOES SHE KNOW???????????

ever ask her to wear a brown wig?

RP remember the time you asked me for sex and I said no and you took it from me by force?
I still have nightmares :(
(but they're good nightmares)
(and I'll still vote for you)

Seduce them. Never 'ask' for sex, they'll always say no. I've heard some chicks are different, but I haven't experienced this yet. But rape is a no go.....just, no: how you gonna violate someone's personhood like that yo?

What does bankerella think? "HEY, YOU FUCKING?" or.....be sneaky and just get them hot and bothered and coming back for more? This is semi-serious question, I get laid but am retard at dating :/

Nothing wrong with being a retard at dating. I'll share what I know, for what it's worth.

So you hit on a critical point.

For guys, sex is never not good (well, almost never). For many of you, the worst lay of your lives is still preferable to regular life. For girls, there is far more variability. Downside risk, if you will. And it's actually kind of hard to tell which guys can bring the heat and which guys can't. (Yes, I know there are supposedly a bunch of ways to tell, but I'm unconvinced that any one of them is reliable. Let me know if you know of a rule of thumb that you think is worthwhile.)

That's why flirting is so powerful. It lets a girl sample the goods beforehand. Get the girl hot and bothered; give her a sample of what she's going to get if she buys what you're selling. How else will she know that you're worth it?

Don't ask, at least not in words. There should be zero words coming out of your mouth at this stage. Words are bad. You ask with your body language, she answers with hers, you listen carefully and read her signals. If she says no either in words or with her body, shut it down and get the hell out of there. If not: game on.

And one more thing: don't forget to wrap it up.

8/3/12
bankerella:

For guys, sex is never not good (well, almost never). For many of you, the worst lay of your lives is still preferable to regular life.

Call me a connoisseur, but I can definitely distinguish good sex from bad sex and I'd probably rather do it myself than have bad sex. And I've had plenty of experiences I can only describe as... "suboptimal." Some of ya'll get wayyyy to into it and it ends up more awkward and unnatural than operating a Segway. And other chicks hardly have a fuckin pulse...sometimes you gotta poke them (with ur hand, mind you) just to see if they're still alive. Then again sometimes I wish they actually weren't lol

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:

sometimes you gotta poke them (with ur hand, mind you) just to see if they're still alive. Then again sometimes I wish they actually weren't lol

Lol, epic.

8/3/12
bankerella:
UFOinsider:
BlackHat:
Ron Paul:
BlackHat:
brandon st randy:

So you prefer brunettes?

By far...
Never had a blonde girlfriend before.
Now have a blonde fiancee.

Go figure.

DOES SHE KNOW???????????

ever ask her to wear a brown wig?

RP remember the time you asked me for sex and I said no and you took it from me by force?
I still have nightmares :(
(but they're good nightmares)
(and I'll still vote for you)

Seduce them. Never 'ask' for sex, they'll always say no. I've heard some chicks are different, but I haven't experienced this yet. But rape is a no go.....just, no: how you gonna violate someone's personhood like that yo?

What does bankerella think? "HEY, YOU FUCKING?" or.....be sneaky and just get them hot and bothered and coming back for more? This is semi-serious question, I get laid but am retard at dating :/

Nothing wrong with being a retard at dating. I'll share what I know, for what it's worth.

So you hit on a critical point.

For guys, sex is never not good (well, almost never). For many of you, the worst lay of your lives is still preferable to regular life. For girls, there is far more variability. Downside risk, if you will. And it's actually kind of hard to tell which guys can bring the heat and which guys can't. (Yes, I know there are supposedly a bunch of ways to tell, but I'm unconvinced that any one of them is reliable. Let me know if you know of a rule of thumb that you think is worthwhile.)

That's why flirting is so powerful. It lets a girl sample the goods beforehand. Get the girl hot and bothered; give her a sample of what she's going to get if she buys what you're selling. How else will she know that you're worth it?

Don't ask, at least not in words. There should be zero words coming out of your mouth at this stage. Words are bad. You ask with your body language, she answers with hers, you listen carefully and read her signals. If she says no either in words or with her body, shut it down and get the hell out of there. If not: game on.

And one more thing: don't forget to wrap it up.

I appreciate that you're liberated without being a fem-Nazi. Still though, being able to be more straightforward would help things. I'm empathic but reading people takes a huge amount of energy. Sometimes, I'm just tired. Really, really tired. I make the worst mistakes at these times and frankly, this one thing pisses me off about women more than everything else combined...sometimes, I frankly don't care to read your damn minds, I'm starving in every way. Any suggestions?

Get busy living

8/3/12
UFOinsider:

I appreciate that you're liberated without being a fem-Nazi. Still though, being able to be more straightforward would help things. I'm empathic but reading people takes a huge amount of energy. Sometimes, I'm just tired. Really, really tired. I make the worst mistakes at these times and frankly, this one thing pisses me off about women more than everything else combined...sometimes, I frankly don't care to read your damn minds, I'm starving in every way. Any suggestions?

Hmm. Okay, look at it from a girl's point of view.

"This guy I'm hanging out with is starving in every way, he's really tired, he doesn't have the energy to read me, he doesn't care to figure out what's going on in my head, he's making mistakes. This is not going to be a fun experience. He's not in the right space right now to make it good. How the hell do I bail out gracefully?"

8/3/12
bankerella:
UFOinsider:

I appreciate that you're liberated without being a fem-Nazi. Still though, being able to be more straightforward would help things. I'm empathic but reading people takes a huge amount of energy. Sometimes, I'm just tired. Really, really tired. I make the worst mistakes at these times and frankly, this one thing pisses me off about women more than everything else combined...sometimes, I frankly don't care to read your damn minds, I'm starving in every way. Any suggestions?

Hmm. Okay, look at it from a girl's point of view.

"This guy I'm hanging out with is starving in every way, he's really tired, he doesn't have the energy to read me, he doesn't care to figure out what's going on in my head, he's making mistakes. This is not going to be a fun experience. He's not in the right space right now to make it good. How the hell do I bail out gracefully?"

So, when it's no longer fun, it's over. Fair enough. Sometimes, a dude just needs to rest up and then move on.

Alone.

Get busy living

8/3/12

This post def made me laugh a little, but what made me laugh even more is that some people actually take this post seriously.

8/3/12

Surprisingly, I find this especially helpful for my future screening out finance guys. I saved it. One suggestion: the consulting guys and PWM guys need not be included.

"I already know I'm going to Hell. So, at this point it's go big or go home"

8/3/12
Di Du Da Mi :

Surprisingly, I find this especially helpful for my future screening out finance guys. I saved it. One suggestion: the consulting guys and PWM guys need not be included.

I don't think you have to worry about fighting off any of us.

8/3/12

...and this is why I don't date finance girls

8/3/12
Unforseen:

...and this is why I don't date finance girls

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/3/12
Unforseen:

...and this is why I don't date finance girls

HR girls all the way.

8/3/12

This is the most annoying post I've read since joining this forum. Straight garbage. Just...annoying...ugh.

http://DollarDrip.com Username: Knowledge Kick

8/3/12
Knowledge Kick:

This is the most annoying post I've read since joining this forum. Straight garbage. Just...annoying...ugh.

So, you must have missed the 10 posts on how to score a 760 on the GMAT.

8/3/12
peterg:
Knowledge Kick:

This is the most annoying post I've read since joining this forum. Straight garbage. Just...annoying...ugh.

So, you must have missed the 10 posts on how to score a 760 on the GMAT.

lmao

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12

lol at least that has a chance of maybe helping someone, someday, somewhere. I think I saw someone else post, and I believe they said it best, when they referred to Bankerella as a "female douche". I'd say that's a pretty accurate assessment.

http://DollarDrip.com Username: Knowledge Kick

8/3/12

Wait, so to be clear, you're talking about the Brunette in the second picture selling Rosenbaum's book and not the blonde, right?

8/3/12

Haha, very nice post! Why can't be on the first page?

A always poked me back in college; B sent email to the entire class asking me where I "got laid last night". Now A is a trader and B is an entrepreneur. So I prefer nerdy bankers.

The Auto Show

8/3/12
huanleshalemei:

Haha, very nice post! Why can't be on the first page?

A always poked me back in college; B sent email to the entire class asking me where I "got laid last night". Now A is a trader and B is an entrepreneur. So I prefer nerdy bankers.

???

8/3/12
SirPoopsaLot:
huanleshalemei:

Haha, very nice post! Why can't be on the first page?

A always poked me back in college; B sent email to the entire class asking me where I "got laid last night". Now A is a trader and B is an entrepreneur. So I prefer nerdy bankers.

???

Thanks SirPoopsaLot, you just quoted something I definitely want to edit or delete later. Ok, it's not "poked", it's "made fun of".

The Auto Show

8/3/12

if you're looking for a one night stand, why even go with the finance/consulting types? why not go for an athlete or a homeless hipster??

or corporate FP&A professionals. i hear those guys are GREAT in the sack..

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

8/7/12
sayandarula:

if you're looking for a one night stand, why even go with the finance/consulting types? why not go for an athlete or a homeless hipster??

or corporate FP&A professionals. i hear those guys are GREAT in the sack..

homeless hipsters.. yummmm!

8/7/12
13235314:
sayandarula:

if you're looking for a one night stand, why even go with the finance/consulting types? why not go for an athlete or a homeless hipster??

or corporate FP&A professionals. i hear those guys are GREAT in the sack..

homeless hipsters.. yummmm!

but also corporate FP&A. they're yummy too, right?

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

8/8/12
sayandarula:
13235314:
sayandarula:

if you're looking for a one night stand, why even go with the finance/consulting types? why not go for an athlete or a homeless hipster??

or corporate FP&A professionals. i hear those guys are GREAT in the sack..

homeless hipsters.. yummmm!

but also corporate FP&A. they're yummy too, right?

F yeah!

*no pun intended

But you really can't boil attractiveness down to occupation, looks, or money. There's a lot of other factors that come into play like the vibe and body language someone gives when you meet them in person. A lot of it depends on the type of relationship your looking for. So, when your looking for a longterm and/or exclusive relationship or on the other hand, a casual sex partner you'll find yourself valuing some assets more than others.

For example its been shown in studies that a guy looks more for attractive faces in a long term relationship and less at a woman's body where as in a hook up, men look less at the face and more at the body. Which is why we have all of these wonderful songs and stories about men getting drunk and hooking up with women that they wouldn't normally consider or note as attractive. As for women they pretty much stick to looking at the face regardless of the relationship type. We're just inherently that way.

Which is why I could consider hooking up with a handsome homeless hipster but never seriously dating one...unless, I was a suga momma! Which may one day be a possiblity. *Sigh* After all, someone has to spend quality time with the darling children (NOT the nanny) while I'm busy being career woman for my family. ;D

But that's just one variation of what I've dreamed my future being like. I'm glad this topic came up.

8/8/12
13235314:
sayandarula:
13235314:
sayandarula:

if you're looking for a one night stand, why even go with the finance/consulting types? why not go for an athlete or a homeless hipster??

or corporate FP&A professionals. i hear those guys are GREAT in the sack..

homeless hipsters.. yummmm!

but also corporate FP&A. they're yummy too, right?

F yeah!

*no pun intended

But you really can't boil attractiveness down to occupation, looks, or money. There's a lot of other factors that come into play like the vibe and body language someone gives when you meet them in person. A lot of it depends on the type of relationship your looking for. So, when your looking for a longterm and/or exclusive relationship or on the other hand, a casual sex partner you'll find yourself valuing some assets more than others.

For example its been shown in studies that a guy looks more for attractive faces in a long term relationship and less at a woman's body where as in a hook up, men look less at the face and more at the body. Which is why we have all of these wonderful songs and stories about men getting drunk and hooking up with women that they wouldn't normally consider or note as attractive. As for women they pretty much stick to looking at the face regardless of the relationship type. We're just inherently that way.

Which is why I could consider hooking up with a handsome homeless hipster but never seriously dating one...unless, I was a suga momma! Which may one day be a possiblity. *Sigh* After all, someone has to spend quality time with the darling children (NOT the nanny) while I'm busy being career woman for my family. ;D

But that's just one variation of what I've dreamed my future being like. I'm glad this topic came up.

This is why men are just better overall humans than women--all a man cares about in a woman is her bone structure and body. That's it. Women have all these moronic lists of characteristics they look for in a man when the fact is that attraction isn't a choice--these dumb lists are just convenient ways for women to lie to themselves about their own character. At least men don't enter relationships under pretense. Women over think everything about relationships and yet they end up with the same d-bags because they don't accept that attraction isn't a choice.

I knew this girl who had an Excel spreadsheet made out of a list with algorithms for characteristics she's looking for in a man. She literally had men broken down into a freakin' formula! What's sick is that women do this from a young age. And yet after years of list making women usually end up with men who treat them poorly and who are incredibly self-centered.

The "characteristics" pretext thing just pisses me off. Women aren't people. It's the immutable law of the universe.

8/8/12
Virginia Tech 4ever:

This is why men are just better overall humans than women--all a man cares about in a woman is her bone structure and body. That's it. Women have all these moronic lists of characteristics they look for in a man when the fact is that attraction isn't a choice--these dumb lists are just convenient ways for women to lie to themselves about their own character. At least men don't enter relationships under pretense. Women over think everything about relationships and yet they end up with the same d-bags because they don't accept that attraction isn't a choice.

I knew this girl who had an Excel spreadsheet made out of a list with algorithms for characteristics she's looking for in a man. She literally had men broken down into a freakin' formula! What's sick is that women do this from a young age. And yet after years of list making women usually end up with men who treat them poorly and who are incredibly self-centered.

The "characteristics" pretext thing just pisses me off. Women aren't people. It's the immutable law of the universe.

Sounds like someone just had a serious let down....

I think that the women who don't really care what their life partner is like are the ones that get stuck with the bad guys. Why make excuses for a jerk when you've got a whole pond or ocean to find the right guy in? To not expect anything out of life or a potential partner is like taking a canoe out into the ocean, throwing your only oar overboard, and then expecting to wash up somewhere good. It's just plain dumb.

As for the girl who has an excel sheet on men- it sounds like she's trying too hard and needs to enjoy the whole dating thing a little more and follow her gut... or she's not getting what she wants and is trying to make herself believe the duds were really studs. Maybe you should show her some love studly ;)

8/3/12

No love for guys in ER?

8/3/12
West Coast rainmaker:

No love for guys in ER?

Sorry man, looks like every time slot is already filled up

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/3/12
West Coast rainmaker:

No love for guys in ER?

The sample is a little light on ER guys. Now that you mention it, there's probably some real upside potential there too.

To the guy who thought this was insulting to women: how so?

8/3/12

A good vibe is the only thing a girl needs. Doesn't talk back, expect food and no scheduling conflicts.

8/3/12

guerrillagrrl:
A good vibe is the only thing a girl needs. Doesn't talk back, expect food and no scheduling conflicts.

Or a Shake Weight...

8/3/12

The funny thing about this post is that, she grades men out of 4 "stars" where we grade women out of 1-10 scale, she actually listed pwm on here, and the losers who actually "love" her.

ALT+F+X this shiz

8/3/12

Ugh I just want to facepalm reading this. Separating people by their professions is retarded. If you want a quick fuck, get an escort. Any time, any where.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." - IlliniProgrammer

8/3/12
bankerella:

Okay, today's advice comes with a dirty little secret.

One thing a banker girl (or any 20-something single chick working 80+ hours a week in a stressful environment) needs is the ability to occasionally have some fun with with very little advance notice and with no strings attached.

(Sure, the perfect girl is a bastion of sexual morality and never dates anyone casually, but that's just not relevant here.) So as a banker chick, you need to get maximum hedonic return on the few hours you have left to yourself, and let's face it, those hours aren't enough to gently nurture a budding but delicate relationship. You need to be strategic about how you use that time, so you need to find people (or a person) who can do the same.

If you're reasonably hot, you'll have no lack of candidates for the role. It's like a resume screen: you need to apply some sort of quick initial test to focus in on candidates who are more likely to be rock stars.

So here are my rankings, based on my own experiences and the experiences of a few friends.

Bear in mind, this is not exactly a scientific sample. (And guys, if my description doesn't fit your dating style, don't feel like I'm dissing you personally. All that means is that you're probably not a part of the sample.)

So. First, you could go with a fellow banker. I give the banker guy one star out of three. Pros: not clingy, spends money. Cons: Frequently not available. Work is always top-of-mind. Things stall when work gets heavy. Unfortunate tendency to end phone calls with "Thanks. Bye." Also, there's just too much room for comparison. There's just no way to not compare status, deals, money. You have to be okay with that going in.

PE guy: 2 stars. Same pros as the banker guy with fewer cons, more confidence, and more free time.

Consultant guy: 1.5 stars. Pros: Has lots and lots of miles and points. Stays out of your hair Monday through Thursday. Cons: Who cares about miles and points? Frequently not there when needed. Uses a mouse. Has an inflated opinion of the importance of his work. And just as things are hitting a good rhythm, he gets transferred or restaffed to some other city.

PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot.

Hedge fund guy: my sample is weak here; would benchmark him to PE guy with potential upside based on role, experience, and personality.

Trader guy: Three stars. Pros: transactional awareness, speed, bandwidth, value/time ratio, ability to close out the trade and walk away without drama. Typically feel they have something to prove, like to throw money around. Cons: Slightly scruffier than the guys above. Thinks that traders (rather than bankers) are masters of the universe. Keeps comparing his best month's earnings to your average month; sometimes "forgets" to add in your bonus. (It's not discretionary! It's a sure thing!) Most importantly: when he has a bad day, it's a really bad day.

Net-net, I obviously think traders carry the day here. They understand the transaction right out of the gate, they're fun as hell, they don't care about their reputations, they don't work (much) from home, they're usually available, and they're comfortable going 0 to 60 in twenty minutes if that's the order of the day. If they're judgmental about what a girl wants, at least they're smart enough to keep their mouths shut about it.

So, chicas, take Auntie's advice and think about keeping a trader's number on your phone. Oh, and obviously: choose carefully, be discreet, always be a lady in public, and always, always, ALWAYS wrap it up before you ride it.

You need to expand your dating pool.

Man made money, money never made the man

8/3/12

Is this your way of saying the HF guys just aren't that in to you?

:(

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

8/13/12
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

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8/14/12
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

8/14/12
bankerella:
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

OK, now i am 100% sure: asian.

8/14/12
melvvvar:
bankerella:
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

OK, now i am 100% sure: asian.

interesting, good to know. which one specifically though...chinese, japanese, korean, etc ?

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/14/12
bankerella:
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/14/12
BlackHat:

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

Fuck Mulan. Did you watch that Disney movie? Mulan was a pansy in that thing. The only reason she looked remotely badass was because the men in her unit were drooling idiots and the women in her society were eternal preteens.

.... On second thought, now I see your point. Touche.

8/14/12
bankerella:
BlackHat:

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

Fuck Mulan. Did you watch that Disney movie? Mulan was a pansy in that thing. The only reason she looked remotely badass was because the men in her unit were drooling idiots and the women in her society were eternal preteens.

.... On second thought, now I see your point. Touche.

Egotistical sideways shot at site populated by primarily pre-MBA audience, or projected energy with as-of-yet undetermined narrative?

The world may never know

Get busy living

8/14/12
bankerella:
BlackHat:

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

Fuck Mulan. Did you watch that Disney movie? Mulan was a pansy in that thing. The only reason she looked remotely badass was because the men in her unit were drooling idiots and the women in her society were eternal preteens.

.... On second thought, now I see your point. Touche.

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, I deserve to be Touched.

See what I did there?

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/14/12
BlackHat:

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, I deserve to be Douched.

See what I did there?

I see what you did there.

8/14/12
bankerella:
BlackHat:

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, U deserve to be Douched.

See what I did there?

I need what you did there.

Look out, folks, got some witty fucking banter going on over here.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/14/12
BlackHat:
bankerella:
BlackHat:

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, U deserve to be Douched.

See what I did there?

I need what you did there.

Look out, folks, got some witty fucking banter going on over here.

Witty observation is witty?
http://thestickytongue.org/wp-content/uploads/2012...

Get busy living

8/14/12
BlackHat:
bankerella:
BlackHat:

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, U deserve to be Douched.

See what I did there?

I need what you did there.

Look out, folks, got some witty fucking banter going on over here.

SHES A WITCH!!!!!!!!

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/14/12
BlackHat:
bankerella:
BlackHat:

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

Fuck Mulan. Did you watch that Disney movie? Mulan was a pansy in that thing. The only reason she looked remotely badass was because the men in her unit were drooling idiots and the women in her society were eternal preteens.

.... On second thought, now I see your point. Touche.

For the record I have never seen Mulan, but if it is as you describe it, I deserve to be Touched.

See what I did there?

Apparently , you went to the wrong Penn

8/14/12
bankerella:
BlackHat:

You're forgetting about 80% of this site is asian, so they want to assume you are too for whatever reason. I'd just go with it at this point. Change your name to BankerMulan

Fuck Mulan. Did you watch that Disney movie? Mulan was a pansy in that thing. The only reason she looked remotely badass was because the men in her unit were drooling idiots and the women in her society were eternal preteens.

.... On second thought, now I see your point. Touche.

ah getting a little defensive there.

8/16/12
bankerella:
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

yawn...sounds like you have some book ideas to sell to Oprah.

8/16/12
wotingyu:
bankerella:
APAE:
spaceagecowboy:

is this bankerella a yid or an ABC, im still having trouble deciphering.

I'm inclined toward the latter. The occasional grammar mistake typical of first-generation ABC plus the mathematical, rigid approach to every single aspect of life has me convinced.

Gotta say, that's a pretty odd dichotomy. Far be it from me to argue with folks who seem so confident in their pronouncements, but I wonder what's going on in your heads that:

1: My ethnicity is so important to you guys
2: You fixate on those two narrowly-defined backgrounds; no possibility of black, Latina, white, or anything else.

You don't think a code-switching black woman from Detroit could think and speak like me? A plain ole white girl from nicey-nice Minnesota? One of those Ay-rabs from London who's simply read enough American lit to pass? An Irish-American politician's rebellious daughter from DC? Hardscrabble military brat from Puerto Rico via Okinawa and Germany? First-generation Filipina from an American school in Manila? Whoever those people are who live in Hawaii and eat spam musubi?

It's like walking up to a roulette wheel and saying, "It's definitely gonna be either 19 or 5."

If I were you guys (assuming you're relatively new to Wall Street), I wouldn't let prejudice dull my social instincts to this degree. It's a weakness that gets increasingly exploitable as you age

yawn...sounds like you have some book ideas to sell to Oprah.

she was doing so well...and then the hysterical rant.

8/3/12

I just have the opinion that most bankers prefer to be single.

8/3/12

bankerella:
Okay, today's advice comes with a dirty little secret.

One thing a banker girl (or any 20-something single chick working 80+ hours a week in a stressful environment) needs is the ability to occasionally have some fun with with very little advance notice and with no strings attached.

(Sure, the perfect girl is a bastion of sexual morality and never dates anyone casually, but that's just not relevant here.) So as a banker chick, you need to get maximum hedonic return on the few hours you have left to yourself, and let's face it, those hours aren't enough to gently nurture a budding but delicate relationship. You need to be strategic about how you use that time, so you need to find people (or a person) who can do the same.

If you're reasonably hot, you'll have no lack of candidates for the role. It's like a resume screen: you need to apply some sort of quick initial test to focus in on candidates who are more likely to be rock stars.

So here are my rankings, based on my own experiences and the experiences of a few friends.

Bear in mind, this is not exactly a scientific sample. (And guys, if my description doesn't fit your dating style, don't feel like I'm dissing you personally. All that means is that you're probably not a part of the sample.)

So. First, you could go with a fellow banker. I give the banker guy one star out of three. Pros: not clingy, spends money. Cons: Frequently not available. Work is always top-of-mind. Things stall when work gets heavy. Unfortunate tendency to end phone calls with "Thanks. Bye." Also, there's just too much room for comparison. There's just no way to not compare status, deals, money. You have to be okay with that going in.

PE guy: 2 stars. Same pros as the banker guy with fewer cons, more confidence, and more free time.

Consultant guy: 1.5 stars. Pros: Has lots and lots of miles and points. Stays out of your hair Monday through Thursday. Cons: Who cares about miles and points? Frequently not there when needed. Uses a mouse. Has an inflated opinion of the importance of his work. And just as things are hitting a good rhythm, he gets transferred or restaffed to some other city.

PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot.

Hedge fund guy: my sample is weak here; would benchmark him to PE guy with potential upside based on role, experience, and personality.

Trader guy: Three stars. Pros: transactional awareness, speed, bandwidth, value/time ratio, ability to close out the trade and walk away without drama. Typically feel they have something to prove, like to throw money around. Cons: Slightly scruffier than the guys above. Thinks that traders (rather than bankers) are masters of the universe. Keeps comparing his best month's earnings to your average month; sometimes "forgets" to add in your bonus. (It's not discretionary! It's a sure thing!) Most importantly: when he has a bad day, it's a really bad day.

Net-net, I obviously think traders carry the day here. They understand the transaction right out of the gate, they're fun as hell, they don't care about their reputations, they don't work (much) from home, they're usually available, and they're comfortable going 0 to 60 in twenty minutes if that's the order of the day. If they're judgmental about what a girl wants, at least they're smart enough to keep their mouths shut about it.

So, chicas, take Auntie's advice and think about keeping a trader's number on your phone. Oh, and obviously: choose carefully, be discreet, always be a lady in public, and always, always, ALWAYS wrap it up before you ride it.

8/3/12

BOOOO

You're bad and you should feel bad!

8/3/12

So the real question is what is the sample size we are talking about here? It must be statistically significant if ER guys were left out.

We may have the female finance version of Wilt Chamberlin here.

8/3/12

I almost feel bad for bankerella if that's really a picture of her that's been posted. Now she has her face associated with being a fool.

8/3/12

This chick (fake?) makes me sick.

8/3/12
lovattoeng:

This chick (fake?) makes me sick.

I know the feeling. Whenever she posts about dating or anything related I can't help but cringe at the thought of what she probably looks like.

8/3/12

Awesome post.

Bankerella- I'm a trader at GS/MS/JPM. If you're ever in London, send a picture and do me maybe ;-)

8/3/12

"PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot."

But Bankerella, aren't you looking to be in that date rape bucket?

8/3/12
NGW:

"PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot."

But Bankerella, aren't you looking to be in that date rape bucket?

I have no way of knowing, because I always end up in "marriage material".

8/3/12

bankerella:
NGW:
"PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot."

But Bankerella, aren't you looking to be in that date rape bucket?

I have no way of knowing, because I always end up in "marriage material".

Since you brought up date-rape. Let us be reminded that things go both way.
http://youtu.be/y5OdQGbVNa4?t=12m7s

Fast forward to 12:07

"I am the hero of the story. I don't need to be saved."

8/3/12
bankerella:
NGW:

"PWM guy: One star. Pros: Knows all the good restaurants, expenses everything. Cons: Too fake, too fratty, too status-oriented, seems to put girls into two buckets: marriage material and date rape territory. Talks endlessly. Can't be squeezed into a two-hour time slot."

But Bankerella, aren't you looking to be in that date rape bucket?

I have no way of knowing, because I always end up in "marriage material".

But it would be favorable for you to be put in the "date rape" bucket, given that you're only looking for a no-strings-attached fling, right?

And why would you even recommend hooking up with finance guys in the first place? Overall, even the ones with the best hours are probably still going to have conflicting schedules with a busy female banker, and odds are higher that he'll brag about your sex life to co-workers or mutual professional contacts if you share any. Wouldn't it be better for you to hook up with starving artists/musicians/waiters/actors instead of "shitting where you eat"?

8/3/12
NGW:

Wouldn't it be better for you to hook up with starving artists/musicians/waiters/actors instead of "shitting where you eat"?

Sure, if you can find any that you can enjoy and respect. (Aw, hell, you got me started. Might want to skip this, readers. If you choose to read on, prepare for lots of f-bombs.)

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.

Every week I handle a bunch (call it a round half-dozen) of challenges that I consider to be a basic part of my life. You know: Take a bullet for the team. Be unable to get enough time to eat or use the bathroom for 6-8 hours. Get shit on. Stand up for yourself to the guy who signs your checks. Make a big, career-defining decision on data you know is bad. Meet a big CFO for the first time and be asked to tell him, on the spot, in front of your boss, what you think he's doing wrong. I know there are a bunch of folks on here whose work lives are similar. This is what normal looks like in some industries, at some levels.

But this scrub? He's constantly freaking out about challenges that wouldn't be challenges at all if he weren't such a delicate fucking flower. I do not want to listen to him trying (and failing) to solve life problems that I consider insignificant. Those guys don't survive in the professional world, so if I get a seasoned professional, I'm more likely to get someone who can function as an adult.

Also, my time is fucking valuable. Scrubs don't understand this, because their time is not valuable. If they're half an hour late because they had to console a sad friend or finish that last fascinating fucking episode of Mad Men, what's the big deal, right? Seasoned professionals (especially traders, also lawyers) know that the clock is ticking. They want value for their time. So do I. If you get two hours on my calendar, I need to walk away with two hours' worth of good stuff, and I want a guy who expects the same from me.

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me? Really? You're pulling out your phone? You're texting your buddy? You're going to make me watch this awesome video you just saw on YouTube? You're really going to take ten minutes of my time to recount some conversation you had with two of your friends whom I don't know?

Fuck it, I'm out.

This is where the transactional nature I mentioned before comes in. The hookup is not about building a deep and everlasting relationship, it's about finding a strategic partner who understands your need to squeeze every drop of deliciousness out of the few hours you have to yourself, and who wants to do the same. Scrubs don't even understand the deliciousness of those hours or why you need to squeeze anything out of them. I'm not even fully convinced that they know what an hour is.

Scrubs are okay with meandering, in both their work and personal lives. They expect little, are happy with what little they get, and assume they don't need to add (much) value.

Professionals (especially traders) understand that there needs to be a constant give and take of value.

Long story short: if a starving artist, musician, waiter, or actor can earn a girl's respect and deliver the goods like a professional, then he's just as good if not better. But let's be real: banker girls don't typically have time to search for the needle in that haystack.

Oh, and one more thing. Dating a trader isn't shitting where you eat, because bankers and traders don't work together. Obviously, you'd still want to get a trader from a different bank.

8/3/12
bankerella:

Also, my time is fucking valuable. Scrubs don't understand this, because their time is not valuable. If they're half an hour late because they had to console a sad friend or finish that last fascinating fucking episode of Mad Men, what's the big deal, right? Seasoned professionals (especially traders, also lawyers) know that the clock is ticking. They want value for their time. So do I. If you get two hours on my calendar, I need to walk away with two hours' worth of good stuff, and I want a guy who expects the same from me.

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me? Really? You're pulling out your phone? You're texting your buddy? You're going to make me watch this awesome video you just saw on YouTube? You're really going to take ten minutes of my time to recount some conversation you had with two of your friends whom I don't know?

OP, if you can't deal with small talks, you are going to end up like those old women from "Sex In the City", successful, single and miserable. I am trying to think very hard about what are you trying to accomplish in the two hours? Sex? Wouldn't it be better to hire male escorts? 1) You get to see the goodies before you engage in anything serious, 2) everything is professionally done and 3) no one will waste your time.

I have to disagree. Most relationships are all about having "good conversation". And small talks or things you consider insignificant are really important to most people (even at work). No one really care about which school you go to, which bank you work at, how much you make, or which CEO/CFO/Deal you are working on.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You are not even a MD/Partner level as yet. Your time is not "more" important than other people's time.

"I am the hero of the story. I don't need to be saved."

8/5/12
Human:
bankerella:

Also, my time is fucking valuable. Scrubs don't understand this, because their time is not valuable. If they're half an hour late because they had to console a sad friend or finish that last fascinating fucking episode of Mad Men, what's the big deal, right? Seasoned professionals (especially traders, also lawyers) know that the clock is ticking. They want value for their time. So do I. If you get two hours on my calendar, I need to walk away with two hours' worth of good stuff, and I want a guy who expects the same from me.

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me? Really? You're pulling out your phone? You're texting your buddy? You're going to make me watch this awesome video you just saw on YouTube? You're really going to take ten minutes of my time to recount some conversation you had with two of your friends whom I don't know?

OP, if you can't deal with small talks, you are going to end up like those old women from "Sex In the City", successful, single and miserable. I am trying to think very hard about what are you trying to accomplish in the two hours? Sex? Wouldn't it be better to hire male escorts? 1) You get to see the goodies before you engage in anything serious, 2) everything is professionally done and 3) no one will waste your time.

I have to disagree. Most relationships are all about having "good conversation". And small talks or things you consider insignificant are really important to most people (even at work). No one really care about which school you go to, which bank you work at, how much you make, or which CEO/CFO/Deal you are working on.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. You are not even a MD/Partner level as yet. Your time is not "more" important than other people's time.

+1

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8/3/12
bankerella:

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.
Insert long-ass rant I'm not going to quote because it's a pain to scroll through

Digusting. Please tell me you aren't serious; I'd just like to think you have an unhealthy addiction for fanning the flames. There's being an independent, successful woman... and then there's being a total dickwad.

There's people who wait tables because they partied too hard in college, and then there's people who wait tables because they come from less-than-ideal families who couldn't afford to send them to college in the first place. In terms of the entertainment industry, time IS literally money, just ask those aspiring models who run from shoot to shoot with no time to eat (not that they can, being aspiring models). I don't see why your time is somehow more valuable than that of someone who is pursuing what they believe to be a fulfilling career, however slow the climb. I used to be on the path of a starving artist, and many of the most respectable people I know are "scrubs" who are trying to "make it." Maybe not "respectable" through the lens of the finance world, but what do I know, I'm a consultant.

Your utter disregard for anyone's lifestyle but your own reeks of inflated ego and status-whoring. I usually don't find your posts annoying (on the contrary, the original post was pretty amusing...) but that one single response was just complete shit.

Currently: clinical psychologist (in training)
Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)

8/3/12
chicandtoughness:
bankerella:

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.
Insert long-ass rant I'm not going to quote because it's a pain to scroll through

Digusting. Please tell me you aren't serious; I'd just like to think you have an unhealthy addiction for fanning the flames. There's being an independent, successful woman... and then there's being a total dickwad.

There's people who wait tables because they partied too hard in college, and then there's people who wait tables because they come from less-than-ideal families who couldn't afford to send them to college in the first place. In terms of the entertainment industry, time IS literally money, just ask those aspiring models who run from shoot to shoot with no time to eat (not that they can, being aspiring models). I don't see why your time is somehow more valuable than that of someone who is pursuing what they believe to be a fulfilling career, however slow the climb. I used to be on the path of a starving artist, and many of the most respectable people I know are "scrubs" who are trying to "make it." Maybe not "respectable" through the lens of the finance world, but what do I know, I'm a consultant.

Your utter disregard for anyone's lifestyle but your own reeks of inflated ego and status-whoring. I usually don't find your posts annoying (on the contrary, the original post was pretty amusing...) but that one single response was just complete shit.

Anyone else notice that most girls you talk to in a bar or club will tell you they're a "part-time model?" Particularly if that bar is south of 30th?

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12
BlackHat:

Anyone else notice that most girls you talk to in a bar or club will tell you they're a "part-time model?" Particularly if that bar is south of 30th?

Disclaimer: and by "model" I do mean actual aspiring models, not poseur-sluts who respond to "amateur female models wanted for tasteful nude photoshoot" ads on Craigslist.

Currently: clinical psychologist (in training)
Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)

8/3/12
bankerella:

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.

Blah, blah, blah

I can't help but think you are just playing a character. It's way too over the top to be real.

8/3/12
bankerella:

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me?

I feel bad for folks who get into in-depth conversations about TV shows. They don't seem to value their own time very highly.

8/4/12
mdk6c:

I feel bad for folks who get into in-depth conversations about TV shows. They don't seem to value their own time very highly.

You've got a point. Why watch the game when you can play it? But a couple of points:

1.) When it comes to social health, it's better to care about others- even if they're fictional TV characters- than it is to get too focused on yourself.
2.) People with our attitude about life are often very self-absorbed. (Guilty as charged. I advertise my thrift as a defense mechanism to try to avoid becoming a certifiable douche.)
3.) People with that kind of free time should be envied, not pitied.

8/4/12
bankerella:
NGW:

Wouldn't it be better for you to hook up with starving artists/musicians/waiters/actors instead of "shitting where you eat"?

Sure, if you can find any that you can enjoy and respect. (Aw, hell, you got me started. Might want to skip this, readers. If you choose to read on, prepare for lots of f-bombs.)

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.

Every week I handle a bunch (call it a round half-dozen) of challenges that I consider to be a basic part of my life. You know: Take a bullet for the team. Be unable to get enough time to eat or use the bathroom for 6-8 hours. Get shit on. Stand up for yourself to the guy who signs your checks. Make a big, career-defining decision on data you know is bad. Meet a big CFO for the first time and be asked to tell him, on the spot, in front of your boss, what you think he's doing wrong. I know there are a bunch of folks on here whose work lives are similar. This is what normal looks like in some industries, at some levels.

But this scrub? He's constantly freaking out about challenges that wouldn't be challenges at all if he weren't such a delicate fucking flower. I do not want to listen to him trying (and failing) to solve life problems that I consider insignificant. Those guys don't survive in the professional world, so if I get a seasoned professional, I'm more likely to get someone who can function as an adult.

Also, my time is fucking valuable. Scrubs don't understand this, because their time is not valuable. If they're half an hour late because they had to console a sad friend or finish that last fascinating fucking episode of Mad Men, what's the big deal, right? Seasoned professionals (especially traders, also lawyers) know that the clock is ticking. They want value for their time. So do I. If you get two hours on my calendar, I need to walk away with two hours' worth of good stuff, and I want a guy who expects the same from me.

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me? Really? You're pulling out your phone? You're texting your buddy? You're going to make me watch this awesome video you just saw on YouTube? You're really going to take ten minutes of my time to recount some conversation you had with two of your friends whom I don't know?

Fuck it, I'm out.

This is where the transactional nature I mentioned before comes in. The hookup is not about building a deep and everlasting relationship, it's about finding a strategic partner who understands your need to squeeze every drop of deliciousness out of the few hours you have to yourself, and who wants to do the same. Scrubs don't even understand the deliciousness of those hours or why you need to squeeze anything out of them. I'm not even fully convinced that they know what an hour is.

Scrubs are okay with meandering, in both their work and personal lives. They expect little, are happy with what little they get, and assume they don't need to add (much) value.

Professionals (especially traders) understand that there needs to be a constant give and take of value.

Long story short: if a starving artist, musician, waiter, or actor can earn a girl's respect and deliver the goods like a professional, then he's just as good if not better. But let's be real: banker girls don't typically have time to search for the needle in that haystack.

Oh, and one more thing. Dating a trader isn't shitting where you eat, because bankers and traders don't work together. Obviously, you'd still want to get a trader from a different bank.

I think you're missing the point of the "hook-up". It's definitely not to find someone you can "talk to" or "respect".

8/6/12
bankerella:

Get shit on.

I like that you're willing to try different things. That's what I like in a woman.

8/6/12
bankerella:
NGW:

Wouldn't it be better for you to hook up with starving artists/musicians/waiters/actors instead of "shitting where you eat"?

Sure, if you can find any that you can enjoy and respect. (Aw, hell, you got me started. Might want to skip this, readers. If you choose to read on, prepare for lots of f-bombs.)

So yeah, let's talk about the typical scrub, and why I can't handle being around him.

Every week I handle a bunch (call it a round half-dozen) of challenges that I consider to be a basic part of my life. You know: Take a bullet for the team. Be unable to get enough time to eat or use the bathroom for 6-8 hours. Get shit on. Stand up for yourself to the guy who signs your checks. Make a big, career-defining decision on data you know is bad. Meet a big CFO for the first time and be asked to tell him, on the spot, in front of your boss, what you think he's doing wrong. I know there are a bunch of folks on here whose work lives are similar. This is what normal looks like in some industries, at some levels.

But this scrub? He's constantly freaking out about challenges that wouldn't be challenges at all if he weren't such a delicate fucking flower. I do not want to listen to him trying (and failing) to solve life problems that I consider insignificant. Those guys don't survive in the professional world, so if I get a seasoned professional, I'm more likely to get someone who can function as an adult.

Also, my time is fucking valuable. Scrubs don't understand this, because their time is not valuable. If they're half an hour late because they had to console a sad friend or finish that last fascinating fucking episode of Mad Men, what's the big deal, right? Seasoned professionals (especially traders, also lawyers) know that the clock is ticking. They want value for their time. So do I. If you get two hours on my calendar, I need to walk away with two hours' worth of good stuff, and I want a guy who expects the same from me.

Also, the time I've spent with scrubs has just been comedic. The conversations are an especially good example. What the fuck is television? What possible relevance could your new diet or your change in sleep patterns have for me? Really? You're pulling out your phone? You're texting your buddy? You're going to make me watch this awesome video you just saw on YouTube? You're really going to take ten minutes of my time to recount some conversation you had with two of your friends whom I don't know?

Fuck it, I'm out.

This is where the transactional nature I mentioned before comes in. The hookup is not about building a deep and everlasting relationship, it's about finding a strategic partner who understands your need to squeeze every drop of deliciousness out of the few hours you have to yourself, and who wants to do the same. Scrubs don't even understand the deliciousness of those hours or why you need to squeeze anything out of them. I'm not even fully convinced that they know what an hour is.

Scrubs are okay with meandering, in both their work and personal lives. They expect little, are happy with what little they get, and assume they don't need to add (much) value.

Professionals (especially traders) understand that there needs to be a constant give and take of value.

Long story short: if a starving artist, musician, waiter, or actor can earn a girl's respect and deliver the goods like a professional, then he's just as good if not better. But let's be real: banker girls don't typically have time to search for the needle in that haystack.

Oh, and one more thing. Dating a trader isn't shitting where you eat, because bankers and traders don't work together. Obviously, you'd still want to get a trader from a different bank.

I would go easy on bankerella. ^^^This post is especially insightful. Rarely can a women articulate how they assess and feel about the men they date, not because they are dumb but because it's difficult for anybody to articulate abstract concepts (like feelings and attractions).

To sum, women (and people in general) constantly assess the value that you bring into their lives. Women are epsecially brutal, not because they are inherently cruel (as most foolishly assume), because they have been hard-wired to through evolution. Bankerella's post reflects this concept.

^^Does that piss you off? It should. Nobody told you about this and the media has conditioned you to believe love is like rainbows and puppies falling from the sky. Not so, life is far more cruel and the emotions we feel are actually a mechanism to cope with the good and bad in our world. Don't be mad, do soemthing about it. Sack up, or step aside and let the real men in this world fuck the women you jagoff to.

Man made money, money never made the man

9/19/12

Haha, you are not as important as you think you are.

8/3/12

OP, there is a reason why I don't date banker chicks.
They calculate too much.

"I am the hero of the story. I don't need to be saved."

8/3/12
Human:

OP, there is a reason why I don't date banker chicks.
They calculate too much.

well put! +1

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

8/3/12

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12

Consultant guy: Uses a mouse.

Is the mouse a metaphor for something or just another excuse to point out that consultants suck at excel?

8/3/12
FreezePops:

Consultant guy: Uses a mouse.

Is the mouse a metaphor for something or just another excuse to point out that consultants suck at excel?

I was thinking it was a Richard Gere reference.

8/3/12

If any example existed of where starting a thread should get you banned from a site, this is it.....

8/3/12

Swagon must be dying to post a comment on here.

8/3/12

Bankerella, don't you take it too bad, they loved your last post.

8/3/12

lol @ you guys getting all bent out of shape over this thread when there are 100 times as equally idiotic threads about _____ girls on this board.

8/3/12

A scrub is a guy who can get no love from me.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/3/12

Bankerella, I have a serious question: I'm sure you knew that when you wrote this it would get a lot of comments, many of them d!ckhead type responses. Why did you write it? Also how different are you in real life, especially at work?

I think it was pretty entertaining, by the way.

8/3/12

Well, at least it's not a GMAT post. SB for you. :D

Edit: saw your shallow follow-up post about dating "average" people. Total turnoff to traders.

We take our friends, and our significant others, where we can get them and where there is something genuine. If you can't do that now, you'll be doing it when you have a walker. If you continue with that attitude, in thirty years, I predict that you will be that creepy old lady who strikes up conversations with random 20-somethings on the street.

8/3/12

Your description of people who are more artistic or in less corporate fields is really just a collection of cliches and stereotypes. I am a wall st person but if these are the type of non-fiance people you hang out with then you are just hanging out with the wrong people it doesnt have anything to do with their occupation.

8/3/12
Bondarb:

Your description of people who are more artistic or in less corporate fields is really just a collection of cliches and stereotypes. I am a wall st person but if these are the type of non-fiance people you hang out with then you are just hanging out with the wrong people it doesnt have anything to do with their occupation.

Bondarb speaks truth.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/4/12
Bondarb:

Your description of people who are more artistic or in less corporate fields is really just a collection of cliches and stereotypes.

Right, as opposed to the other characters the OP describes...

These threads are turning into a delightful sequel to Leveraged Sellout.

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/4/12

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

8/4/12

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

Get busy living

8/4/12
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

Well, don't just stand there! Hit on her!

8/4/12

<span class='keyword_link'><a href=http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/goldman-sachs>GS</a></span>:
UFOinsider:
<span class='keyword_link'><a href=http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/company/goldman-sachs>GS</a></span>:
I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

Well, don't just stand there! Hit on her!

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/4/12
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

Well, don't just stand there! Hit on her!

IB TROLLLLING DOOOOD

Get busy living

8/6/12
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

not to hijack the topic a little UFO but at least 1 female MD on my trading floor is a [lack of better words] suga momma. stay at home hubby and i think she def has a nanny so its not like hes just taking care of the kid all day

8/7/12
she_monkey:
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

not to hijack the topic a little UFO but at least 1 female MD on my trading floor is a [lack of better words] suga momma. stay at home hubby and i think she def has a nanny so its not like hes just taking care of the kid all day

Great work if you can find it.

8/7/12
Edmundo Braverman:
she_monkey:
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

not to hijack the topic a little UFO but at least 1 female MD on my trading floor is a [lack of better words] suga momma. stay at home hubby and i think she def has a nanny so its not like hes just taking care of the kid all day

Great work if you can find it.

but uncle eddie i said nothing about how they actually looked & what their personalities (or lackthereof) are like ... =X

8/7/12
she_monkey:
UFOinsider:

I've had sex with a few Banker girls. Didn't enjoy it at all. Most of them seem a little beaten down , not nearly as sassy as Bankerella here. Maybe because she's older , she can better control her hours.

SoOooo, shoot for the older banker chicks? I want to marry a banker and stay at home taking care of the kids, reading, and day trading my own account. This chick worked hard to be here so i don't begrudge her standards, I'm just looking for a sugar momma.

Hey, since swagon isn't around, someone had to troll this.

not to hijack the topic a little UFO but at least 1 female MD on my trading floor is a [lack of better words] suga momma. stay at home hubby and i think she def has a nanny so its not like hes just taking care of the kid all day

Nice.

8/4/12

1. You're def a female douche, and that's coming from a woman.

2. I just created an account after being on WSO for a long time just to throw you mokey shit and call this post bs.

3. Pretty girls with status & 80+ hrs/week do not sleep around. And def not in her very own professional circle/industry.

4. Guys, any of you want to many bankeralla with her amazing personality except for swagon?

8/4/12
fifteen:

1. You're def a female douche, and that's coming from a woman.

2. I just created an account after being on WSO for a long time just to throw you mokey shit and call this post bs.

3. Pretty girls with status & 80+ hrs/week do not sleep around. And def not in her very own professional circle/industry.

4. Guys, any of you want to many bankeralla with her amazing personality except for swagon?

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Of course not . There are no women who sleep around. No reputable girl does so . They're all bastions of virtue and are all looking for nice guys who make them laugh. No girl from an ivy league school has ever had a one night stand.

Sheesh.

8/4/12

get back to the kitchen

This is an impressive crowd -- the haves and the have mores. Some people call you the elite -- I call you my base.

8/4/12

This is all very interesting. Personally, I just want someone whose company I enjoy and who is moving in the same direction in life. The rest is all noise.

Get busy living

8/4/12

Bankerella's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

8/5/12

I agree with OP. Why should she have to waste her energy with someone who doesn't conform to her needs?
Being a trader myself, I agree with what she said about us.

8/5/12

I want to be a male escort one day... One can dream.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/5/12
BlackHat:

I want to be a male escort one day... One can dream.

Somehow there's video clip being followed by a joke told by Joel McHale written all over it that comment BH.

8/5/12

Betting that bankerella is a crater-face Asian (Taiwanese/Chinese, Korean, or Indian... take your pick) who's developed a superiority complex to help her navigate Wall Street chauvinism. Her complete refusal to put up a pic makes me think that she's not actually pretty enough to justify her "I'm holier than thou" attitude. Everyone here knows it too - if the pic revealed her to be a complete grenade, nobody here would take her seriously.

Ugly female banker = angry female banker with an attitude.

8/5/12
swingingthru:

Betting that bankerella is a crater-face Asian (Taiwanese/Chinese, Korean, or Indian... take your pick) who's developed a superiority complex to help her navigate Wall Street chauvinism. Her complete refusal to put up a pic makes me think that she's not actually pretty enough to justify her "I'm holier than thou" attitude. Everyone here knows it too - if the pic revealed her to be a complete grenade, nobody here would take her seriously.

Ugly female banker = angry female banker with an attitude.

I think someone would be a total dumbass to post a picture of themselves on WSO. Given the large, NYC-based traffic this site gets one could easily have their identity exposed and everything they've written here used against them. I don't fault Bankerella at all for not posting a picture--it would probably be the single most moronic thing a person could do, male or female, good looking or not. The potential negatives (having identity exposed and used against you) far outweights any potential benefit (positive feedback about one's appearance).

8/5/12
Virginia Tech 4ever:
swingingthru:

Betting that bankerella is a crater-face Asian (Taiwanese/Chinese, Korean, or Indian... take your pick) who's developed a superiority complex to help her navigate Wall Street chauvinism. Her complete refusal to put up a pic makes me think that she's not actually pretty enough to justify her "I'm holier than thou" attitude. Everyone here knows it too - if the pic revealed her to be a complete grenade, nobody here would take her seriously.

Ugly female banker = angry female banker with an attitude.

I think someone would be a total dumbass to post a picture of themselves on WSO. Given the large, NYC-based traffic this site gets one could easily have their identity exposed and everything they've written here used against them. I don't fault Bankerella at all for not posting a picture--it would probably be the single most moronic thing a person could do, male or female, good looking or not. The potential negatives (having identity exposed and used against you) far outweights any potential benefit (positive feedback about one's appearance).

100% correct. Why is this so difficult to understand? SB for you.

8/5/12
swingingthru:

Betting that bankerella is a crater-face Asian (Taiwanese/Chinese, Korean, or Indian... take your pick) who's developed a superiority complex to help her navigate Wall Street chauvinism. Her complete refusal to put up a pic makes me think that she's not actually pretty enough to justify her "I'm holier than thou" attitude. Everyone here knows it too - if the pic revealed her to be a complete grenade, nobody here would take her seriously.

Ugly female banker = angry female banker with an attitude.

i have a separate response to your stereotyping asian girls in finance .. (frankly i dont think there are that many vs. american girls i dont know why this board thinks asian chicks are everywhere)

.. but im willing to bet $$ that bankerellas not asian. or crater faced asian.

8/7/12
swingingthru:

Betting that bankerella is a crater-face Asian (Taiwanese/Chinese, Korean, or Indian... take your pick) who's developed a superiority complex to help her navigate Wall Street chauvinism. Her complete refusal to put up a pic makes me think that she's not actually pretty enough to justify her "I'm holier than thou" attitude. Everyone here knows it too - if the pic revealed her to be a complete grenade, nobody here would take her seriously.

Ugly female banker = angry female banker with an attitude.

was thinking the exact same thing

8/6/12

Bankerella trolls so hard lmao it's ridiculous

8/6/12

What about undergrads? I'm at a target!

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"

8/6/12

Patrick..laughing all the way to the bank while you guys are discussing whether bankerella looks like the bottom side of my foot or not...

The answer to your question is 1) network 2) get involved 3) beef up your resume 4) repeat -happypantsmcgee

WSO is not your personal search function.

8/6/12

Wow already on Businessinsider, how much longer til yahoo nabs this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/dating-men-on-wall-...

8/6/12
IRRelevent:

Wow already on Businessinsider, how much longer til yahoo nabs this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/dating-men-on-wall-...

If this is how journalism really works it's fucking shameful

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/6/12
BlackHat:
IRRelevent:

Wow already on Businessinsider, how much longer til yahoo nabs this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/dating-men-on-wall-...

If this is how journalism really works it's fucking shameful

That said, the article does sound a bit tongue-in-cheek and I applaud them for getting the je ne sais quoi of the matter more or less correct.

Currently: clinical psychologist (in training)
Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)

8/6/12
BlackHat:
IRRelevent:

Wow already on Businessinsider, how much longer til yahoo nabs this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/dating-men-on-wall-...

If this is how journalism really works it's fucking shameful

In my reading of this entire thread, this made me laugh the hardest. I think Henry would appreciate it too.

+1

8/6/12
IRRelevent:

Wow already on Businessinsider, how much longer til yahoo nabs this?
http://www.businessinsider.com/dating-men-on-wall-...

Of all the great stuff on here, it's disappointing to see WSO getting publicity via the worst poster in the community.

8/6/12

Businessinsider isnt the greatest of sources, but it is pretty shity that this f*ing thread is gets the glory on there; But, Blackhat most if their "news" is just ripped off outher sites.

8/6/12

Wow lotsa haterade. I personally look for people who prefer a more tight knit association, but I see no problem with the post. The girls taking shots at each other is entertaining.

CAT FIIIIIGHT oh yeah!

Get busy living

8/6/12

I was aipping a bit of the haterade last week, but for all the great posts that do occur on here and dont get posted to various sites is a shame.

8/6/12

Hi LIBORtarian here, I bet bankerella is a liberal. Why else would she put a star-ceiling on all the different finance types? Regardless, bankerella should let the market run free by welcoming all WS monkies to her watering hole.

8/6/12
LIBORtarian:

Hi LIBORtarian here, I bet bankerella is a liberal.

lol

LOL

BWAHAHAHAHA

She's a liberal for rating her preference in men? Dude, we spend all day rating everything from stocks to companies, groups, schools, and even shoes. I think there's some other value set driving this...

Get busy living

8/6/12

From the comments:
"This chick sort of sounds like a slut. She likes the trader because he has faster transactional speed? What is that... he humps her at lunch or what?"

Fwiw, I don't hate you Bankerella.... and yes, that is my way to try to get on your strip club mailing list

GBS

8/6/12
GoldmanBallSachs:

From the comments:
"This chick sort of sounds like a slut. She likes the trader because he has faster transactional speed? What is that... he humps her at lunch or what?"

Fwiw, I don't hate you Bankerella.... and yes, that is my way to try to get on your strip club mailing list

What the fuck is lunch?

8/6/12

I don't know PWM guy sounds pretty slick

8/6/12

Loved the bit about consultants.

8/6/12

Lunch is the part of the day where I give you my credit card and have you get me a turkey sandwhich on wheat, hold the mayo with a side of "please be quiet".

8/6/12
IRRelevent:

hold the mayo

I can only hope the rest of the white population on this website is as insulted as I am

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/6/12
BlackHat:
IRRelevent:

hold the mayo

I can only hope the rest of the white population on this website is as insulted as I am

Yeah, after all the insightful commentary that has been part of this thread, it's appalling to see racially insensitive comments like this.

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/6/12

Am I the only one who thinks of Ann Coulter when reading Bankerella's posts?

8/6/12
Pienaar21:

Am I the only one who thinks of Ann Coulter when reading Bankerella's posts?

Yup. And I'd totally do Ann Coulter.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/7/12
BlackHat:
Pienaar21:

Am I the only one who thinks of Ann Coulter when reading Bankerella's posts?

Yup. And I'd totally do Ann Coulter.

I think it'd be the other way around, Sparky.

8/7/12
Edmundo Braverman:
BlackHat:
Pienaar21:

Am I the only one who thinks of Ann Coulter when reading Bankerella's posts?

Yup. And I'd totally do Ann Coulter.

I think it'd be the other way around, Sparky.

LOLOL

Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky
8/7/12
Pienaar21:

Am I the only one who thinks of Ann Coulter when reading Bankerella's posts?

Nope. I've got a pic of her in a heart-shaped picture frame right next to my monitor (and right over a votive candle which I re-light every time I hit "Add comment"). Now there's a woman who knows how to entertain, inform, and unite.

(And by the way, you're quite perceptive. Coulter is one of the great elder trolls who showed the way for the rest of us.)

8/7/12
bankerella:

(And by the way, you're quite perceptive. Coulter is one of the great elder trolls who showed the way for the rest of us.)

No use in complimenting/hitting on me, I don't go for banker chicks ;)

8/7/12

I think all the haters are too worked up. Girls (banker or not) like to have sex too...it's natural....which is good for us guys. That doesn't make a girl a slut in the derogatory sense that most people use it. If by slut, one means to say girl who sleeps with guys without being in a relationship with that person....well...send all these "sluts" my way (I and most of you would qualify).

Girls need to screen just like guys do....(my screen starts at 120lbs....and then adds 10lbs for every beer/shot I have after 8). If you are not ranked high on her screen (I'm not) .....move on...it's a numbers game, just like interviewing.

8/7/12

More than one relationship is a must. You def want to emotionally distance yourself from these guys cuz' the last thing you need is a bf or bf wannabe going to your head.

*Condoms highly reccomended

8/7/12
8/7/12

This post went from trollfest to hatefest to LOLfest

...and so yeah, where are these rich banker chicks who want good sex? Gimme a Redbull and Viagra and steer me in the right direction. Hellooooo NGO research career, goodbyeeee corporate gulag.

Cosigned
- gold diggers in Hoboken trying to snag rich guys

Get busy living

8/7/12

Hey, someone had to

Get busy living

8/7/12

How is this still on the front page..?

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." - IlliniProgrammer

8/7/12

Boy oh boy...Bankerella, how could you NOT have expected this thread to explode?

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com

8/7/12
In The Flesh:

Boy oh boy...Bankerella, how could you NOT have expected this thread to explode?

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post? Maybe I'm just a product manager for some condom brand.

8/7/12
bankerella:
In The Flesh:

Boy oh boy...Bankerella, how could you NOT have expected this thread to explode?

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post? Maybe I'm just a product manager for some condom brand.

In which case, this is very sophisticated marketing.

So which brand?

Get busy living

8/7/12
bankerella:
In The Flesh:

Boy oh boy...Bankerella, how could you NOT have expected this thread to explode?

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post? Maybe I'm just a product manager for some condom brand.

Ah, and the real truth emerges...

Metal. Music. Life. www.headofmetal.com

8/7/12
bankerella:
In The Flesh:

Boy oh boy...Bankerella, how could you NOT have expected this thread to explode?

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post? Maybe I'm just a product manager for some condom brand.

Trying to boost the ever-elusive females-buying-male-condoms demographic. Tough one to get at with conventional marketing - bravo.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/7/12
bankerella:

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post?

interesting aside, only about 26% of WSO users are white, according to an unofficial survey i sent out a while back.
https://www.instant.ly/report/4f5170fca36a9c2806b9...

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

8/7/12
sayandarula:
bankerella:

On the topic of exploding... do you know how many white males, high disposable income, age 21-28, have now seen the pro-safe-sex copy at the end of my post?

interesting aside, only about 26% of WSO users are white, according to an unofficial survey i sent out a while back.
https://www.instant.ly/report/4f5170fca36a9c2806b9...

I'm impressed and horrified all at once

Get busy living

8/7/12

You got to be trolling, right?

You dont seriously believe writing such sh*t in WSO make people take it seriously...
This post is nothing more than the typical bullsh*t you hear around from female bankers that think the world is spinning around them. "what you want", "what you need", "your time is precious", "it's only you that are working", "you're always making more money, but just decide not to say it", "what's the best match you could get (because obviously you havent found the right one yet - hard time you ever will)", "your planning", "your clothing", "your calendar", "your job", etc, etc, etc. Well, I got to tell you something you might not have had the time to take a look at it:

This World Can Exist Withought Your F*cking Whining About Everything.

The Bank where you're working at will still exist and thrive even if you're not there. If you havent figured that out, maybe it's time you check it. You're what, VP? Big fucking deal! You think every other person on this planet exists to satisfy your needs and stuff? That Traders and PEs are at your expense for you to choose who you wanna deal with? Seeing your other posts, I can only imagine how miserable you already are. There are always far many more people out there that can do what you do even better. It's when you decide you really look at how things work.

Posts like this are only meant to cause a stir among members, and get the forum active.

8/7/12
trader-rockafella:

This World Can Exist Withought Your F*cking Whining About Everything.

Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa Whaaaaaa

Get busy living

8/7/12

I remember the first time I saw Coulter on CNN I REFUSED to believe she was anything but a troll. This bitch got into a full-on argument with the other guest over who said the quote "let them eat cake". Bear in mind, this had NOTHING to do with the argument at hand. The silly cunt was just so happy that she knew some pointless piece of historical information, that she couldn't possibly turn down the opportunity to use it to appear "smart". Typical ass hat that lets her educational history outweigh the actual quality of her arguments.

PS- is it just me or does she not have the most pretentious voice EVER

GBS

8/7/12
GoldmanBallSachs:

Typical ass hat that lets her educational history outweigh the actual quality of her arguments.

PS- is it just me or does she not have the most pretentious voice EVER

She went to the University of Michigan, cut her some slack she can't help it.

I hate victims who respect their executioners

8/7/12

^lol, she also makes it a point to remind listeners that she went to Cornell whenever she realizes her arguments are absurd. Quality compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X_9au28_9M

GBS

8/7/12
GoldmanBallSachs:

^lol, she also makes it a point to remind listeners that she went to Cornell whenever she realizes her arguments are absurd. Quality compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X_9au28_9M

lol fun fact for you: I don't know how much you know about Greek Life, but when Ann Coulter was an undergrad she was in Delta Gamma. Guess girls from these top sororities aren't very smart.

Picture of her when she was young: http://www.darkworks.org/coulter3.jpg

8/7/12
Beretta:
GoldmanBallSachs:

^lol, she also makes it a point to remind listeners that she went to Cornell whenever she realizes her arguments are absurd. Quality compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X_9au28_9M

lol fun fact for you: I don't know how much you know about Greek Life, but when Ann Coulter was an undergrad she was in Delta Gamma. Guess girls from these top sororities aren't very smart.

Picture of her when she was young: http://www.darkworks.org/coulter3.jpg

If you guys are going to zombie this thread, can you at least get back to talking about sex? Thanks.

8/7/12

What about men from other careers? Why not a Teacher or a Chef?

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