@GSElevator Gets a Book Deal!

Gird your loins, everyone, because @"GSElevator" is about to write the Sh*t My Dad Says of investment banking. That's right: they just signed a book deal. You can almost hear Lloyd's butthole pucker.

Tentatively entitled "Straight to Hell: True Tales of Deviance and Excess in the World of Investment Banking," the book is due for an October 2014 publication and, according to its anonymous author, is intended to be "the definitive exposure of investment banking culture . . . shedding new light on a world that is far more abhorrent, and yet, way more entertaining than people can imagine."

No big surprise that Byrd Leavell is the agent on the deal after repping Tucker Max for years and successfully selling the first ever Twitter-to-book-deal with Shit My Dad Says. Simon & Schuster was the buyer, so you can expect plenty of distribution. No word on what they paid for the book, but think about this: Greg Smith got $1.5 million after writing just an op-ed about Goldman. @"GSElevator" has been entertaining us for years now, and has evidently promised a few kill shots against the Vampire Squid where Greg Smith failed to deliver.

I, for one, can't wait. They're one of the Top 5 funniest Twitter accounts in my opinion, and I expect nothing less from the book. It's not going to be all rainbows and ponies for everyone, though. We can probably expect a pretty savage backlash from the hoi polloi when some of the trademark elitist snark leaks pre-publication.

 

Excellent! Looking forward to the read. I'm curious, what makes up the rest of your top 5 funny twitter accounts to follow?

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