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Cant imagine this is comfortable for them though - especially if net long. Lot of analysts probably feeling heat, given poor performance from last year as well.

 

wonder how they hedge their privates. cuz those privates definitely wont be getting the same valuations they were marked at 6 months ago

 

I’ve said this many times on many posts but many HFs are not around “to make money. Period”. They care about many other metrics in addition to return (and to be clear return is important). Many funds actually target a specific amount of risk and a specific amount of return, as opposed to “make as much as possible”. Clients know this when they invest and expect this over time. So you would expect many funds to be up this month regardless of the s&p (and this is true for some funds that I know of). 

 

No, because you are lumping all funds into equities. If you are speaking just of equity funds that run net long then sure. Alpha isn’t measured as return vs s&p. Just think of a multi asset funds that invest in bonds, FX, etc. there are many “flavors” of hedge funds and you are speaking about one subset and even then making sweeping generalities. 

 

Me watching this debate as I’m aping into some shitcoins and minting a JPEG that some insta influencer will shill to the masses

 

After reading this whole thing, it’s absolutely amazing to see the mental gymnastics public investors use to try and argue that they aren’t usually losing their clients’ money at the end of the day.

 
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No mental gymnastics required. Fund tells investors what return, risk, and other relevant metrics they can expect over time. In general (almost always), these should be better than the s&p and other passive investment options, I.e. mix of stocks and bonds, etc (key word over time not always point in time or in a given year). Investors decide if they want to allocate to that, if they believe in it, and of course periodically reassess to see if fund is actually doing what they say. 

If you run a portfolio that is net long and is meant to track the s&p (and outperform) then you aren’t doing your job if you aren’t outperforming (over time). 

But in general it is how I describe it. Lots of funds don’t do well and don’t survive. The ones that do, end up hogging up all the AUM (and those are the ones you keep hearing about and keep printing double digit returns no matter what year). 

 

Stay in banking... clearly investing is not for you. 

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Shit is messy in the public equities world. Rotation, positioning, or whatever you want to call it is fucking everything up for discretionary equity books. Tough when popular HF longs are being liquidated constantly. And for the pods with the shorts, ouch. Lots of damage control given the size of the moves and the timing of it which only exacerbates things further of course. 

 

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