1 more month

1 more month until it’s all over. It was truly a displeasure working with each and every one of you. Fuck my toxic ass group and fuck banking.


associates - you are loser fucks

VPs - you provide less value per salary $ than any job position on earth

MDs - you’re soulless


each of you I hate in my own special way. Damn you all to hell  

 

Well thats not very nice to say, it's not very nice to wish hell on people.

 

The VP comment hits different. Nothing like an associate and an analyst who don't need a VP but the VP tells us how to operate but we go around them anyway. 

 
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Funniest

Can I open this goddamn app and be greeted with a positive post just one fuckin time

 

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