1 more month until it’s all over. It was truly a displeasure working with each and every one of you. Fuck my toxic ass group and fuck banking.
associates - you are loser fucks
VPs - you provide less value per salary $ than any job position on earth
MDs - you’re soulless
each of you I hate in my own special way. Damn you all to hell
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Well thats not very nice to say, it's not very nice to wish hell on people.
broke boy
Directors ?
care to share what bank it is? bb/eb/mm?
The VP comment hits different. Nothing like an associate and an analyst who don't need a VP but the VP tells us how to operate but we go around them anyway.
Can’t wait to start 😐
What industry group?
wait for real? are they cancelling AA lmao
Yessir look it up
Awesome, the industry as a whole can really go back to our roots. The good ole days of nepo babies.
Can I open this goddamn app and be greeted with a positive post just one fuckin time
look for the posts about quitting
How do you have one month? Aren’t most bonuses end of July
Sounds like op is def not getting a bonus
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