1 more month

1 more month until it’s all over. It was truly a displeasure working with each and every one of you. Fuck my toxic ass group and fuck banking.

associates - you are loser fucks

VPs - you provide less value per salary $ than any job position on earth

MDs - you’re soulless

each of you I hate in my own special way. Damn you all to hell  

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Well thats not very nice to say, it's not very nice to wish hell on people.

 
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Funniest

Can I open this goddamn app and be greeted with a positive post just one fuckin time

 

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