Analyst does MD!

I did my MD on a due diligence that she, for some reason, was on. She is 42 and i am 23; nothwithstanding her age, she is still pretty hot. Anyway, this is how it went down: The associate who was suppose to be on this DD trip was stuck in the city with another MD's Crocket and Jones so far up his ass, if he coughed he would be choking on a $500 pair of kicks. The DD was done, but seeing as though i was with an MD we decided to spend an extra night in London. The cell phones and pagers were turned off, just me and an MD for the night. For some reason the associate decides to catch a ride on a private jet to Heathrow that a couple of VPs were on, and i say "for some reason" because the guy knew the DD was over -the lawyers told him. So we got down to screwing for the 6th time in 3 days and the fucking associate walks in the room. Everybody pretty much froze; here i am thrusting my MD form behind, the only thing she has on is my Hermes tie, we're both facing the door, and the fucking associate walks in. Get this, instead of saying, oh, i dont know, maybe, "im sorry" and walking out the door, the fat ass just sits there. So we all maintained posture for about 5 or 6 seconds and the dude finally pulls an about face and stradles his ass out of the room. So we freeze for about 4 seconds, and get this, she says "keep going i was about to 'go'." Here is the most screwed up part, all three of us went out to dinner about 2 hours later.

 

All fiction...no way this happened.

How does someone walk into a hotel room without a key? I think most rooms require a key these days unless you are at a Motel 6 or Bestwestern. (maybe these savings fund the private jets)

Secondly, the assoc. realizes you have the MD in the palm of your hand and would not dare bring this up ever again...so end of story.

 

AHAHAHAHAHH HILARIOUS, but obviously not real. Good laugh though! "the only thing she has on is my Hermes tie"

It's a dawg eat dawg world.

It's a dawg eat dawg world.
 

no its true. the associate never brought it up and he is nice as shit to me. The MD and i still, um, fornicate. The diner wasnt as awkward as you would think b/c he suspected it was going on due to the way we converse in the office -not flirty, but not the way most Analyst-MD relationships are. The room was in one of those old european style hotels with a traditional door handle. since the associate was supposed to go it was his room and the door was unlocked.

 

duuuuuudddddeeeee, the tats were fair, prob Cs, but not exactly early or mid twenties firm. they were prob. at the top end of the MD tat hierarchy. its just awesome to fuck an MD, especially when shes aggresive. she owns my ass out of the sack, its an incredible feeling to be able to take out aggression and hit her back, as it were.

 

"with another MD's Crocket and Jones so far up his ass, if he coughed he would be choking on a $500 pair of kicks."

this thread would've been a lot funnier without these little attempts to be clever/funny/smooth.

 

I have heard of male MDs hitting up female analysts, but never the other way around. If this is in fact true, good for you.. Hope it is reflected in your bonus

 

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