Which IB has the best washroom? Moelis NY is incredibly depressing. Guys tornado pooping at 8am and piss all over the floor
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I had an interview at Guggenheim and those bathrooms were nice af. MS is good too.
I need floor to ceiling doors and calming yellow lights to feel comfortable
Regardless of which office, 1 ply should be banned. Not just in the office, but on a federal level. Stuff is no joke. Excessive soreness, inadequate cleaning.. the stuff ought to be outlawed. 2 ply minimum should be the standard at least
Sometimes I like to do a little finger swap and get some poop crust under my nail. I can then sniff at it for a few hours while working and shake colleagues hands.
EDIT: turns out this is not commonly done
My bank has one ply. It is insulting. I have to ask my wife to put my toddler's diaper cream on my balloon knot every night because of it.
I had an interview at Guggenheim, the bathrooms looked as nice as a 5 star hotel bathroom, and they had mouthwash.
Worst bathroom is Societe Generale. Urinal are poorly built, and there are puddles of piss in the bathroom on the trading floor. It's so bad that there is literally a cleaning guy that stands in the middle of the bathroom with a mop to clean up the overflowing piss. Additionally, no one flushes the toilet. Every time you open up a stall, there'll be a toilet covered in toilet paper. What ze fuk wee wee
That’s a real trading floor right there
Boys will be boys
Guggenheim bathrooms are a mystical place. Absolutely spotless, hand lotion, mouth wash, shaving razers.
I heard Moelis NY was just a bucket under your desk
Lmao
I have been trying for years to solicit VC money for my best invention - the Human Litter Box. What is worse than waking up in the middle of the night needing to piss, and by the time you've gotten out of bed to the bathroom and back, you're fully awake? Why not just simply place the Human Litter Box(TM) next to your bed. When nature calls, roll over like an injured manatee, and pee over the side of the bed onto your litter. Then, have your wife scoop out the clumps in the morning. Easy as pie.
In this VC environment maybe you could actually raise money for a “cloud enabled web3 chamber pot” or some other bs
You guys are weird asf. Who cares about their washroom. If they pay me 1 mil/year, I’d update slides in the stall.
But they're not paying you a mil/year lol
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I don't know what it is, but ibanks have some of the most disgusting bathrooms relative to other types of service providers/companies I've visited.
Worse than some production facilities! No clue why.
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