Coffee chat but I hate Coffee?
is it weird to invite someone to a coffee chat when I hate coffee? Id probably just get a water and snack lol.
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Wtf, get tea or something
Surely you like one of the extra sweet drinks that most coffee shops serve no? Green tea?
I never go to coffee shops so im not sure what they have. I really dont drink tea either. I just dont want to have a weird face trying to drink something while having a conversation.
This may be a troll post but in case it's not, you can use this thing called Google to see what's on the menu at a popular coffee shop like Starbucks, there problem solved.
Or just buy the coffee and don't drink it. But do not get the snack. Are you a kindergartner that needs a nap too?
Have you never gotten a donut from a coffee shop? shit is fire.
Personally, I am a fan of coffee cake. But, that doesn't mean I am going to get it when I have a networking meeting.
buy a coffee and not drink it? that sounds weird as fuck
I have had plenty of chats that go well, where you are talking so much that you just don't end up drink the coffee.
What the fuck's wrong with snacks bro
Who gives a fuck. Whoever you’re talking to won’t give a rats ass. get something you’ll drink/something you’ll eat.
haha second this, nobody gives a shit either way. Just get a water.
Thats true, now Im thinking of just getting a coffee taking a couples sips and just be done with it
Just get a water or juice or something if you don’t like coffee. Not a big deal at all.
I just see some prospect walking up to the counter and going "I'll take one of your finest Chocolate milks."
Get a tea you fucking dullard. or a water.
Buy a coffee and an empty cup. Then as he is talking, just slowly pour the coffee into the other cup and vice versa over and over again.
he will be impressed with your skill and with your talent for coffee pouring
If you're being serious with this dumbass question you're gonna get fucked unless you're going into quant roles or something.
I wouldn't get a snack, personally. Yeah yeah, stupid hardo I hear you saying, but hear me out. It's weird in a chat when you're eating something, chewing, swallowing, etc. Just kind of awkward compared to each holding a drink. It's like going on a date, ideally you're not stuffing your face and instead spending the max time talking with each other.
OP if you don't like coffee, you can get something like an iced tea (black, green, chai etc.) and yeah, you don't even really have to drink it, just sip from it when you need to think of an answer or are nervous.
Dude,
wheres low eq watchdog
Cappuccino is fire
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