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if you have good looking pictures, then you can date new people every day of the week with Tinder and Bumble (tho, will take some time and effort to get that much action)

just google it...you're welcome
 
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Wife a girl up before going over there. Investment banking sex is fun (think oral, doggy, etc.), girl I was with lived with me and had a nice ass (top bucket latina, think Cuban/Colombian/Brazilian). Deal flow throughout the summer was consistent, late nights were definitely our power points, she'd slide and I'd adjust her presentation. Our end of summer review was great, MD said she'd developed a lot over the past few weeks and that he'd be more than happy to see us come back in 9 months, both of us actually, telling us we would both get an offer most likely.

 

soon you guys will realize this hookup life will bring you emptiness just wife up a girl and enjoy life with a decent understanding girl

 

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