Q&A! Golden Child -> Harvard -> Greatness -> Making More Money Than You -> Full Head of Hair
Whats up yall, I don't normally post on here much but back when I was still in undergrad at the top university in the world I came on here once or twice and it helped me prepare for all my numerous buyside/PE interviews that I got directly out of college because my GPA was so cash. I now work for your dream company, making more money than you, with a hot girlfriend and a full head of hair. Oh yeah, and I only work 45 hours a week.
Out of the kindness of my heart I truly just felt like I needed to come back to WSO and share my success story with you so you all can ask me questions. Cause for me bro, that's what it is all about. I don't care how many Rolex's I could buy with my last bonus (at least 10, btw), I just want to share wisdom with the troubled and disadvantaged youth out there. Feel free to ask me how I got so successful. You're welcome brahs.
With so many obvious grammatical errors, I doubt Howard Uni let alone Harvard would have accepted you.
This is clearly satire, looks like you wouldn't make it at Harvard either.
Somehow according to you, my likelihood of being Harvard material correlates with an ability to do all of the following:
A. identify satire, B. accept in this instance its idiosyncratic flaws yet C. not critique it because it is satire.
Hmm strong logic.
So according to you: satirical jokes no matter how tenuous are immune to criticisms, without the need for qualification, because they are satire.
So perhaps according to you, and I am making an inference here as you had done, if I ever want to be immune to any criticism then I should canvass my remarks in the context of satire.
If so, I think you are a petty fool - btw this is Satire ;)
Best
Well done old sport. I bet your mum is so proud.
Look man if you want to make it in America you have to start spelling mom with an O. Sorry bro, but this "mum" shit just wont cut it in the big leagues.
Hahaah
Let alone your simplicity, fuck you.
smh man.
Bro your past posts are about whether it's "unethical to renege this late" and what data analytics/markets group is good to join. You literally wrote about how it was you aspiration to get into AM like a month ago.\
The people on these forums aren't dumb enough to fall for this bait.
At the end of the day that's what its all about bro, keeping your options open.
Bro I hoped your parents to get you the job, because studying all night and getting a 4.0 is NF.
The frat way to do it would be to get an alumni to get you in with a shit GPA from too much beer and too many women.
Studying 50 hours a week for a 4.0 = NF.
Why don't more people find this obviously sarcastic post hilarious?
The thing why this is getting so much hate is that it is a poor attempt at how, for example, Fear The Bulge is writing
It is obviously sarcastic but that doesn't make it hilarious..
Agreed, this guy catches literal tons of monkey shit on every post just because people either don't understand satire or can't appreciate humour (in a forum that would otherwise be slightly less interesting than a piece of manilla paper nonetheless).
Yeah lol. A normal reaction to a "poor attempt at satire" (as previous posters suggested) isn't to furiously sling monkey shit; that's the response you'd see coming from someone who took serious offense to the post.
Pfffft. Prestigious Pete eats this guy for breakfast.
reminds me of Prestigious Pete... i'll put up his post (https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/prestigious-pete) for TBT
i love fratlord simply because people get soo butt hurt about how frat he is. this man can funnel 24 beers in under 24 minutes... minimum. Everyone gets so butt hurt about someone who is clearly the epitome of peak human performance. smh geeds.
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