Roomate at UBS can’t afford maid

Hi all, have a roommate that works at UBS (2 AN) and he can’t afford our biweekly maid service. Currently a 2 AN at an elite bulge bracket bank (RBC / Barc/ Santander) and am living way above my means with mid bucket bonus. Does UBS really pay this bad? Anyone else run into problems of having roomates at not EBBs? - definitely a weird dynamic when it comes to splitting things. Thanks!

13 Comments
 

Had a similar problem, An2 at Tobin&Co. Roommate was a CVP MD, couldn't afford groceries and I had to buy for the both of us most of the time. Consider expensing this as a tax write off by claiming your roommate as a dependent

 

Interesting… haven’t thought about this good thinking 2 AN at Tobin&Co. Totally different topic but found out if you have a vehicle over 6k pounds can write off entire car as business expense in CA. Thought this knowledge may be helpful for someone out there. Thanks!

 

I'm assuming your roommate is non-WASP, non-intergenerational-wealth, non-6'5, and non-ex-UVA-lax-player. Honestly, I think it's on you for not promoting a more rigorous roommate selection process

 
Funniest

Hello,

I know how hard it can be.

I am an AN4 at a elite bulge bracket boutique (Deutsche Bank / MUFG / BNP Paribas) but my roommate is at a more traditional bloated balance sheet bank (Goldman / Morgan Stanley / JPM) and this creates a power and wealth imbalance where he is constantly trailing me.

Please let me know of any helpful guidance you receive or solutions you realize, as this is getting very frustrating.

 

I have a similar issue… 2nd Year Analyst at UBS doesn’t want to live with me anymore (I’m guessing comp is really getting heinous over there since we live in a nice area — Think East Harlem/Brownsville). Anyways, I’m gonna really miss tickling him in the middle of the night.

 

Dont worry fellow chads! UBS has made significant progress in the last month in making UBS great again.

We have laid off many legacy CS DEI hires in FIG, GIG and M&A, and have seen mass CS resignations in Tech. By year end the scourge of nerd hardo DEI CS secondees will be largely vanquished, leaving us to once again shine in B3 credits and sub-scale M&A.

UBS will rise again! And then we can again afford to pay A2s enough to hire maids with a better PF bonus pool

 

Optio aliquam quis aut quae at eaque. Nam sunt omnis voluptas quod omnis est quos possimus. Nihil repellendus expedita in cupiditate recusandae. Quo nihil sunt eius. Ea aut culpa sed rerum deleniti dignissimos repellendus sed.

Career Advancement Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Guggenheim Partners 01 97.7%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.7%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.7%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

July 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (46) $258
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (22) $179
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (80) $150
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (73) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
3
kanon's picture
kanon
99.0
4
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
5
DrApeman's picture
DrApeman
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
98.9
10
Mimbs's picture
Mimbs
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”