Go on Google and download the application/tool called Mouse Giggler. It allows you leave your desk to do whatever stuff you want/need to do while still appearing online for your employer. Saved my entire WFH mentality... I’d suggest a lot of you do the same.
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is this gonna gimmie a virus bro
No, I’ve done it and it works
Nice try virus hacker guy
Also, if your laptop doesn't allow you to download applications without running it by IT first, there is a $10 USB that does the same thing. Hit up Amazon, they're everywhere.
Alternatively, can download the app Caffeine. Does the mouse jiggling + won't let your laptop fall asleep. Makes it look like I'm working until 9pm every day :)
Just as a Heads up to many. USBs can have preinstalled virus on them too and are not 100% safe. Just be cautious
Just play an mp3 on your desktop repeating (muted) from the default ms media files.
wtf yall tripping just set skype settings to "show away after 1 hour" instead of the usual 5 minutes
been doing this since my first week
Mine’s set at 8 hours.
I also only try and touch my computer once a day
Can’t change the settings in Teams. Run by the admin.
Tough loss
Another option is to open up a word doc and put something heavy on the spacebar
Non-target move here. But I love it.
Something heavy = Rolex. Brings a whole new meaning to "space time."
If you have big dick energy just set your status to perma away.
highly recommended if you have "unlimited PTO"
delete
It does amaze me that people feel the need to download something to make their mouse move
you can use old gramophone, put your mouse on the spinning disc, fix the mouse - i.e. create a neat paper box that will keep it on the disc, push the play button on good ol' gramophone, profit.
9/10 people reading this Googled "gramophone."
Love it.
Launch a zoom meeting for just yourself and walk away.
Baller move to just name it Golf
I'm confused do none of your banks use skype??
There is literally a setting where you can force it to say "busy / in a meeting / active / whatever the fuck you want" and make it so that the status doesn't change until up to a few hours of being idle...
I just open a word doc and leave my mug on my space bar and take a nap. Works a treat
I've only tried this once, but heard it from a friend. If you sit in your chair and position your hands on your desk with your left hand by your keyboard and the right on the mouse, you can actually move the mouse.
Write a python a script to handle this bud.
No way in hell.
import pyautogui
import time
while True:
pyautogui.dragRel(0, 50)
time.sleep(5)
pyautogui.dragRel(0, -50)
time.sleep(5)
And Ctrl+C to kill it
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