Heard this last night on CBC Radio:
http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2014/10/23/inside-the-secretive-world…
In this piece we go underground and and meet a group of individuals who by day work in finance - but at night are proud members of a secret group of Bay Street slam poets.
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Investment bank poets? WTF? You're kidding, right Beautiful snowflakes...
it's bad
Build a DCF Take a shit on Debra's desk Harassment lawsuit
Fuck the regulator cops All about them exit opps Give my left nut to have KKR on my business card Just thinking about it gets me hard Will Henry answer my cold e-mail? If I get Carlyle that would be a massive fail How are my chances to get into Harvard? If I don't get in I will throw myself over starboard Sinking to the bottom of the deep blue sea Too obsessed with prestige to notice misery is me
This made me literally laugh out loud.
There once was a banker from JP Morgan Who never got to to deploy his manly organ He desperately wanted a Tinder hook-up But all he could manage was Excel vlookup That's the price you pay for preftege whoredom
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