Heard this last night on CBC Radio:
http://www.cbc.ca/thisisthat/blog/2014/10/23/inside-the-secretive-world…
In this piece we go underground and and meet a group of individuals who by day work in finance - but at night are proud members of a secret group of Bay Street slam poets.
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Thoughts on this?
| +64 | BofA VP killed in random NYC stabbing | 37 | 6d |
| +28 | Lindsay Clansey | 13 | 7h |
| +22 | Western Investment Bankers Deserve No-Minimum-Wage Nannies, and I Want Mine NOW | 9 | 21h |
| +17 | evercore isnt opening today | 13 | 14h |
| +15 | Deleted | 6 | 1d |
| +14 | Hair Transplant | 10 | 7h |
| +13 | At what salary can you start calling it “fi-NANCE” | 4 | 2d |
| +13 | NYC apartment hunting rant: everyone and their mother and brother are touring | 4 | 20h |
| 0 | Abstention | 1 | 3d |
| 0 | Claude Efficiencies | 1 | 17h |
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Investment bank poets? WTF? You're kidding, right Beautiful snowflakes...
it's bad
Build a DCF Take a shit on Debra's desk Harassment lawsuit
Fuck the regulator cops All about them exit opps Give my left nut to have KKR on my business card Just thinking about it gets me hard Will Henry answer my cold e-mail? If I get Carlyle that would be a massive fail How are my chances to get into Harvard? If I don't get in I will throw myself over starboard Sinking to the bottom of the deep blue sea Too obsessed with prestige to notice misery is me
This made me literally laugh out loud.
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