What do you say to help a depressed quant?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

GeeeMoney

Gorilla

I think he's implying that he works at Akuna capital?

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Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎

The Pro

GeeeMoney
I think he's implying that he works at Akuna capital?

Oh ok wooosh went over my head haha

ERAnalyst58392020

Gorilla

You can afford to pay for therapy, so you should go to therapy.

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odd

Baboon

Guys it's a joke I'm not actually depressed

Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎

The Pro

odd
Guys it's a joke I'm not actually depressed

Are you even a quant?

odd

Baboon

No. The joke is that the phrase is "Hakuna Matata", not "Akuna Matata". Akuna Capital is a quant trading firm.

Pescepescetarian

Almost Human

OMG. How are people taking this so seriously when it's clearly a joke.

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andrewlim1

Orangutan

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