What’s up with PE valuations?

Every time I review a PE portco valuation there is something wrong. Either the assumptions are inconsistent, aggressive, or just don’t hold water. When I get on calls with these folks their egos are incredible. They get so defensive about their assumptions and immediately start calling into question the validity of my concerns. Not to mention they love to obfuscate their math or backselect mults to match up with what they need. It’s not transparent and quite shady imo.

Why does smaller PE not have any emphasis on sound valuation practices or hire back office folks to do appraisals in-house?

Smh… 🤣

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i feel like what he is asking is more "why don't they truly mark to market" albeit everyones definition of market is very different so he asked somewhat of a smart question albeit in a dumb way. 

99.99% of firms are holding portcos at higher valuations then they should be, and everyone knows this, the data is fairly empirical, there are minimal exits occurring, the  most common exit over the last 24 months has been the CV route so that tells you the appetite to pay what firms are asking...  however there really is no solution to this, IRR matters for fundraising so firms are not going to hold things at a more ethical valuation. 

 

Principal in Private Credit

i feel like what he is asking is more "why don't they truly mark to market" albeit everyones definition of market is very different so he asked somewhat of a smart question albeit in a dumb way. 

99.99% of firms are holding portcos at higher valuations then they should be, and everyone knows this, the data is fairly empirical, there are minimal exits occurring, the  most common exit over the last 24 months has been the CV route so that tells you the appetite to pay what firms are asking...  however there really is no solution to this, IRR matters for fundraising so firms are not going to hold things at a more ethical valuation. 

I think you see the same in property markets too. 

The ultimate piece is - if you can’t sell at the valuation, as long as you can convince a financier to keep financing you, you can just keep the ball rolling until it doesn’t. (And just plopped the thing in a continuation vehicle saying market isn’t good) 

 

Hold on for a minute. The only thing the data shows is the opposite - when PE firms sell, it is with at a higher price than what was in the books - on average. Let’s see 2021 investments play out, but that the evidence we have. 

That funds also smooth out returns during the ownership period is a different story.

 

because it's not a science and your opinion is as good as mine and because they are your client, then less reasons to challenge it. At this point, don't even need to see models, so we can save headcount costs. This my ideal world: 

PE: "Hey, get us a loan, we buying a HVAC company in Israel close to Gaza"

Bank: "Yes, chief, its on the way"

PE: "Thx. Stay in touch for the next "L" in the LBO.

Bank: "But can I ask what's the thesis at least, etc."

PE: "No thesis. Economy just goes up, so you're safe"

Bank: "bet, take care"

60% finance jobs wiped out

and because I assumed u may be in credit, if a PE investins in ABC company, they are the first to get a hit on their equity and have their value wiped out, so never quite understood the paranoia of lenders. If you the PE thinks it makes sense from a risk perspective - unless we are getting 95% leverage - then plz no questions

incentives trumph ethics
 

No way you’ve been in finance for >1 year; “they are the first to get a hit on their equity and have their value wiped out…” is just egregious. And you think the play book these days is just wipe jobs for returns


That said OP, the reason intra-hold valuation isn’t respected is that the real metric is distribution of capital. Gives private market investing some job security 

 
  1. You are spot on
  2. Valuations are inflated - everyone knows this
  3. Valuations aren't that rigorous to begin with - it's usually the associate working with the back office and making some "adjustments" to reflect 'accurate' value (i.e., holding the mark constant and/or raising it within reason to show 'lack of volatility')
  4. You need high internal valuations to market a high IRR for your fundraise - but this is paper gains
  5. The real result now is DPI - actual realized distributions - and don't think anyone is shocked here that DPI is low. DPI is not low because there's not buyers - there are a ton of buyers out there and dry powder. DPI is low because no one is going to pay the prices that funds have marked these investments internally - and if you sell below marks, the game is up - your results are lower than advertised --> no fundraise
 

Totally agree, client would never say this though and instead plays coy “not understanding” my questions while also trying to say I’m wrong. Leaving such a bad taste

 

I think LP-led buyout secondary pricing is a decent sanity check on NAV. Last time I checked I think stuff is selling at around 90-95%, so I don't think there's a major problem going on.  

 

Intern in IB - Gen

I think LP-led buyout secondary pricing is a decent sanity check on NAV. Last time I checked I think stuff is selling at around 90-95%, so I don't think there's a major problem going on.  

Not really, these funds just slap leverage on their investments and want to raise the next $30b fund...

 

If buying LP-interests in a later life fund, releveraging makes plenty of sense. Secondaries as an asset class have done pretty well. But whatever, keep your clients underweight alts so you can keep the fees for yourself i guess.

 

Welcome to the wonderful world of "it's worth what I say it's worth now shut the fuck up and do what you're told CPA boi". 

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Concerning comments in this thread. Like the music has stopped but people keep dancing

 

Would definitely consider where DPI stands. If you’re six or more years in and sitting at less than 0.5x returned to LPs, might be worth starting to get closer to a 1x and getting into the carry. If you’re comfortably at a 1x DPI with more than 0.5x residual then maybe worth waiting to crystallize your marks in a better environment. But if it looks like the best deal the company could get then that would trump strategizing j curve dynamics.

 

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