I'm Done Being a Bro - Just asked her to be my girlfriend. Her reaction gave me the GREATEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.

So I've been casually dating 2 girls the last couple months, while sometimes taking other girls home when the analysts and I go out to lounges and bars, thinking how fucking awesome the life was and that I was too damn busy / too damn young to commit to anyone.

Last night I asked one of the girls I was seeing to come take a quick walk with me in Central Park. Then out of nowhere I pressed her up against a tree and asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend.

Monkeys, you have no idea how fucking big she smiled - what's that Ben Affleck Boiler Room line again? "ear-to-ear baby!" I thought her fucking mouth was gonna pop off. Then she jumped on me and was like "YES! I'D LOVE TO!"

Anyhow. Should've fucking done this sooner. Greatest fucking feeling in the world right there. And she is fucking amazing - attractive and independent. Fuck bimbo models and superficial bottles and all that shit. I'm done. And I encourage the rest of you to do the same. You never know who you might miss.

Now I'm listening to this song

...let the "you're fucking pussified bro" comments fire away!

 

I fell in love with a girl with eyes of innocence, the face of an angel, a personality of a dreamer, and a smile that hides more pain than you can imagine.

Baby you're the perfect shape, baby you're the perfect weight. Treat me like my birthday, I want it this way and I want it that way. It makes a man feel good baby.
 

Oh wow, didn't expect a forum full of alpha-type finance males to respond in this manner! I guess I was wrong - most of you aren't dipshit douchebags after all!! :D hahahaha. but on a serious note, thanks for all the good wishes, fellow bros. will keep you all in mind and updated! :)

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What you think you said: "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

What she heard: "Do you want me to be my fiance two years from now?"

"Hope for the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes."
 
kidflash:
<span class=keyword_link><a href=/company/goldman-sachs><abbr title=Goldman Sachs&#10;>GS</abbr></a></span>:
I'm a seller of 6 months.
I wanna say three months

1 bid.

 

This may be the stupiest thing I have read in a while. Yea you get "wifed up" and tamed...I doubt you were pulling in tail while having 2 girls on your chain all while you are so BUSY with work.

Walk in Central Park---> Unless you are proposing to her, this may be the gayest shit I've ever seen

Pushing her up against a tree?--> I highly doubt this as well. No one uses this move and I am sure you were as big of a pussy as a walk in Central park is.

Being Wifed (i'm saving up to buy a GREAT ring) isn't a badge of dishonor...it is something that should come at the right time in your life. I dont give a rats ass if you're single all your life or you get married at 18....different strokes for different folks.

I would place a large sum of money that you troll youJ!zz and p0rnhub as much as you do WSO. In addition, if you do have a girlfriend she is probably a ugly JAP who tells you all the right thing so they have cash flow from Daddy and You.

Take a fuckin hike buddy!

Eventus stultorum magister.
 
Johnny Ringo:
This may be the stupiest thing I have read in a while. Yea you get "wifed up" and tamed...I doubt you were pulling in tail while having 2 girls on your chain all while you are so BUSY with work.

Walk in Central Park---> Unless you are proposing to her, this may be the gayest shit I've ever seen

Pushing her up against a tree?--> I highly doubt this as well. No one uses this move and I am sure you were as big of a pussy as a walk in Central park is.

Being Wifed (i'm saving up to buy a GREAT ring) isn't a badge of dishonor...it is something that should come at the right time in your life. I dont give a rats ass if you're single all your life or you get married at 18....different strokes for different folks.

I would place a large sum of money that you troll youJ!zz and p0rnhub as much as you do WSO. In addition, if you do have a girlfriend she is probably a ugly JAP who tells you all the right thing so they have cash flow from Daddy and You.

Take a fuckin hike buddy!

LOL I'm not sure to take your post seriously. You take a hike too buddy. You sound like you've been working way too hard. Take a vacation for once LOL

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ibangedmybosseswifeandalligotwasthislousytshirt:
Johnny Ringo:
This may be the stupiest thing I have read in a while. Yea you get "wifed up" and tamed...I doubt you were pulling in tail while having 2 girls on your chain all while you are so BUSY with work.

Walk in Central Park---> Unless you are proposing to her, this may be the gayest shit I've ever seen

Pushing her up against a tree?--> I highly doubt this as well. No one uses this move and I am sure you were as big of a pussy as a walk in Central park is.

Being Wifed (i'm saving up to buy a GREAT ring) isn't a badge of dishonor...it is something that should come at the right time in your life. I dont give a rats ass if you're single all your life or you get married at 18....different strokes for different folks.

I would place a large sum of money that you troll youJ!zz and p0rnhub as much as you do WSO. In addition, if you do have a girlfriend she is probably a ugly JAP who tells you all the right thing so they have cash flow from Daddy and You.

Take a fuckin hike buddy!

LOL I'm not sure to take your post seriously. You take a hike too buddy. You sound like you've been working way too hard. Take a vacation for once LOL

So Do you still "love" her??? Or is the PMS and constant need for attention become a turn off

Eventus stultorum magister.
 

Whoa Johnny Ringo, while I admire you scepticism, I'd say give him the benefit of the doubt. Wilde was right, 'All bad art springs from genuine emotion'. I mean fine, you felt all fuzzy inside at that moment. But we can't relate to it, so tough luck. Maybe the next time you tell such a story, add a tragic element to it, you know. This is how HBO would do this story: She pocketed your wallet while you had your frotteuristic tryst. Then crack addicts jumped in, glassed you in the nads. Blood everywhere, she quickly offers them your wallet, and they decide to let you go. Your nads can't be repaired. Her kleptomaniac guilt turns into a sick attraction and you can't reciprocate the love. But she has needs. You decide to let her be with other men, but for money (This is Wall Street after all). You become her emasculated pimp, an unconsummated love for all to marvel at.

In Time I wander
 
Wanderer-in-Time:

Whoa Johnny Ringo, while I admire you scepticism, I'd say give him the benefit of the doubt. Wilde was right, 'All bad art springs from genuine emotion'. I mean fine, you felt all fuzzy inside at that moment. But we can't relate to it, so tough luck. Maybe the next time you tell such a story, add a tragic element to it, you know. This is how HBO would do this story: She pocketed your wallet while you had your frotteuristic tryst. Then crack addicts jumped in, glassed you in the nads. Blood everywhere, she quickly offers them your wallet, and they decide to let you go. Your nads can't be repaired. Her kleptomaniac guilt turns into a sick attraction and you can't reciprocate the love. But she has needs. You decide to let her be with other men, but for money (This is Wall Street after all). You become her emasculated pimp, an unconsummated love for all to marvel at.

Fucking lol ed at this

 

I am really surprised to see all the hate directed at OP. good luck with your gf mate.

I have a feeling all these hate comments are coming from foreveralones who are just too jealous to admit their own poor position.

If you have to ask how much it costs, you cannot afford it
 

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Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

 
StryfeDSP:

Day 1: I have tried every browser at my disposal and it blows my mind because the pics just refuse to load.

Day 2: I have concluded that I must have received some sort of virus through my email. I have canceled all email accounts and reinstalled Windows 7 Ultimate x64. Pics still not loading.

Day 3: I'm running out of options here. There must be some glitch in the Windows 7 Ultimate x64 Operating System. Thanks Bill Gates. Switching to MAC OS X maybe this will prove effective.

Day 4: MAC OS X installation complete. I'm drawing a blank here. Pics still won't load. After ruling out software errors, I am convinced that there must be some lingering mechanical failure in my system. I have placed an order to newegg for rush delivery of a new Western Digital Caviar Black HDD. Will give this another shot tomorrow.

Day 5: Harddrive has arrived and has been installed. To no avail, the pictures will not load. I have not shaved or showered in a week. My clothes stink. I have lost my job...all because these confounded pictures will not load. I'm done with the whole electronics thing. I will be moving into an Amish community and this will be my last update on this issue. Good luck and good riddance.

lol this post needs acknowledgment for all the effort.

 

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