WSO turning into Bumble?

How can I work on the buyside (PE/VC) in the US if my H1B doesn't work out? Any loopholes you are aware of? Do any companies sponsor juniors for a green card or have unique immigration schemes?

If you don't have an answer for the above, I am also looking for a boyfriend. He must be:

  • American
  • 27 - 32 yo (Β± 2 years)
  • Heterosexual
  • Able to marry within the next 3 years (only if we match ofc)
  • At least 6ft tall

Please refer your friends or yourself if interested.

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Oct 5, 2021 - 2:07pm

AnonymousAF

He must be:

  • American
  • 27 - 32 yo (Β± 2 years)

Why didn't you just write 25 - 34? 🧐🧐🧐

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Analyst 2 in AM - FI
Oct 5, 2021 - 2:10pm

I can't help on the first part but definitely can on the second. So, where are you from?

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Oct 5, 2021 - 9:20pm

Analyst 2 in IB - Cov

Nudes will probably speed up the process

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Oct 5, 2021 - 5:21pm

Will be 24 in three years. I will marry you for 1 Bitcoin and we can divorce after a few years. I may end up getting married to someone else before that though--there are a few international students at my school who have made lucrative offers (% of income over the course of marriage). LMK if you are interested, I can PM you about it.

  • Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
Oct 5, 2021 - 6:00pm

LOL that cannot be serious.Β  Are you really getting offers for Marriage?Β 

Oct 5, 2021 - 9:31pm

I've gotten an offer for marriage with a lesbian European. It was a complicated situation and when she proposed it, it sort of took me off guard. I eventually declined as it seemed not only against my religion, but a felony.Β 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Associate 1 in RE - Comm
Oct 5, 2021 - 10:16pm

PROS:

6'4

Handsome

Above average dick

Used to be an athlete

Real estate private equity

Will eat your pussy like shrimp fried rice

CONS:

Will circle back on this one

Oct 5, 2021 - 10:51pm

Wow - "Cons : Will circle back on this one" is a great interview response - I'm impressed. So crafty.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Associate 1 in RE - Comm
Oct 6, 2021 - 10:05pm

I am white as fuck, and am generally into white girls. However, there are certain emerging markets I would entertain

Oct 6, 2021 - 9:16pm

Used to be an athlete

ain't nobody got time for that has-been mumbo jumbo ya dadbod schlump

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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  • 1
Oct 6, 2021 - 12:27am

You are looking for a green card marriage.Β 

Have fun getting deported.

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn

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  • 1
Oct 6, 2021 - 6:07am

Referred to ICE.Β 

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Oct 6, 2021 - 8:59pm

Nice troll post OP. Imagine thinking anyone will believe that there are women on the Internet, especially WSO.

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at

Oct 8, 2021 - 2:30pm

Fair request.

Origin:Β Mediterranean
Age:Β 22
Size: Not sure about the measurements but I wear size 8 pants and 32C bras (can't believe I am doing this)
Bonus: Smart and elegant so your parents will be extra proud

Hope this helps your imagination!

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