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I'm looking forward to the responses to this thread
"You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine."
Love that movie ;-)
Phil: "Doctor Price? Stu, you're a dentist. Don't try and get fancy." Stu: "It's not fancy if it's true." Phil: "He's a dentist, don't get too excited. And if someone has a heart attack you should still call 911."
what a surprise... a thread requesting some real-life stories from the posters who hang out here, and the end result is a movie discussion.
Ha, too true.
Share your experiences outside of school/banking.... and all you hear is crickets.
What do you mean "experiences outside of school/banking" ... I don't get it.
dont let the groom get into a fight the night before the wedding or anyone else in the "crew"
i was best man and group got into fight.. one bottle is thown and right into the grooms face.. we spend night at ER and his wedding photos have him, his wife and 38 sitches...
as for my bach pary... dont tell cops your 2x smarter then them... they dont like it... when you say" get your Assoicate of art" ass out of my face... your going to end up on the ground in hand cuffs.
true story on both accounts
lol
Start the speech with:
"A wise oracle once told me that the best man speech should only be as long as the best man can go in bed....So with that I would like to propose a toast"
Then go into your regular speech
Standup to give your speech and begin with "Fornication"----pause, For--- An---Occasion such as this.......rest of speech.
I started with a recycled one, "Being best man's a bit like being asked to sleep with the Queen; it's a great honour, but no one really wants to do it." I did it in the UK too, where there's a big emphasis on taking the piss out of the groom as opposed to the States, where I understand it's a bit more emotional etc. It basically consisted of insulting my mate for 5 minutes or so, it was grand. Killed too.
Possibly the best feature of best man clumsiness on youtube:
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