IBanking Theme Parties
Any ideas guys? So far I've got
LBOs and corporate hoes
IPOs and investor hoes
Burgers and acquisitions
Debt capital markets and investor appetite
Thanks!
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I think the clear omission here is "Models and Bottles"
But seriously - you really think you're going to get people to come to an "IBanking Theme Party"? Stick with "Anything But Clothes" or the always classic "Come dressed as sluts, we'll provide the alcohol" party.
I prefer the 'drink this, i promise there isn't a pill dissolving in it" theme
How droll. I see the plebeians are at it again. Pass the brandy, would you dear?
Weren't you trying to open a Kwik-e-Mart at one point?
Sure was. Not that I'm against banking, it just seems a little self-congratulatory or self-aggrandizing for a theme party. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
Parties without undies rock. Turn up the heat and have a beach party in January (bikini required). Anything that requires minimal clothing and lots of alcohol.
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What about a TARP-themed party? That would be authentic. You could run it like a scavenger hunt, where everyone leaves the party at a set time and goes out and mugs ordinary taxpayers, and then whoever comes back with the most stolen cash wins. Just make sure the cops are on the payroll, banker-style.
The secret is out, Anthony and Edmund are one in the same!
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