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tiger89
bears1208"in love"......wut?

yeah, I cant stop thinking about her

Then you need to go out and get laid dood. You knew this chick for like 2 months in a professional setting. Don't be dramatic, go get it in elsewhere.
 
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Dude, this is not even a question. There are a fucking bagillion MM banks and if this is the right girl you dont want to miss it.

Email her and ask her out for a drink or some shit.

Besides even if it goes bad it is not like she is gonna email HR and everyone and tell them not to hire you.

Just dont be a douche.

 

^^^ haha yea man just ask her out and actually see how she is out of the office with you maybe you will change your mind. If she likes you GJ. If you don't like her after you go out on a date......do her then dump her.

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

honestly though bro..... it is not love... this is not middle school....... sorry but I agree with the not being a pussy part as well.

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 
Ambitionhonestly though bro..... it is not love... this is not middle school....... sorry but I agree with the not being a pussy part as well.

no it is love, I have thought quite a lot about this.

 

when i was an SA i was nuts over this first year at another bank. it really distracted me to no end. i tried to channel that into focus on work and exercise because she was 3000 miles away and probably getting plowed on a regular basis by guys she was meeting in bars and there wasn't anything i could do about it. i thought it was the end of the world.

but, many years later, looking back, she was a 5.5 at best. wtf was i even thinking.

don't thank me kid just pay it forward.

 

No way. I'm a 2nd year analyst at a MM bank and I fell head over (high) heels for an intern this summer. I never said anything so he doesn't know. Could it be?!?!

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96No way. I'm a 2nd year analyst at a MM bank and I fell head over (high) heels for an intern this summer. I never said anything so he doesn't know. Could it be?!?!

Regards

Haha, what a coincidence!

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
cphbravo96No way. I'm a 2nd year analyst at a MM bank and I fell head over (high) heels for an intern this summer. I never said anything so he doesn't know. Could it be?!?!

Regards

Really. Ok tell me whts ur favorite song? :)

 
tiger89
cphbravo96No way. I'm a 2nd year analyst at a MM bank and I fell head over (high) heels for an intern this summer. I never said anything so he doesn't know. Could it be?!?!

Regards

Really. Ok tell me whts ur favorite song? :)

This is probably my favorite...

This is a close second...

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

He remember tiger. He who hesitates, masturbates!!!

If I were you, I would stop jerking off for the next couple days. This will make you more confident in case your nervous.

This is for you big you!

 

Please show us the email you send her as I can totally see you trying to holler via email.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
venturecapitalistaIs no one asking the obvious question... does this chick know how you feel? Possible reciprocation?

Have you even gone out yet? Or have you only seen her in a work setting?

I thought it was pretty clear that he was just leering at her from behind his cubicle wall the whole summer.
 
venturecapitalistaIs no one asking the obvious question... does this chick know how you feel? Possible reciprocation?

Have you even gone out yet? Or have you only seen her in a work setting?

I cant say much but I have seen her outside work. Theres definitely something between us, however because of my continuous hesitation, things have not moved forward

 

I hope you like sloppy seconds, bitch.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

tiger89, i'm sorry but can you make a youtube video of you saying THERE GREAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

with a micky mouse ear had on and then another had on top of that with a little spinning pedal on it!

like this

 
blastoisetiger89, i'm sorry but can you make a youtube video of you saying THERE GREAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

with a micky mouse ear had on and then another had on top of that with a little spinning pedal on it!

like this

u are weird lol

 
tiger89
blastoisetiger89, i'm sorry but can you make a youtube video of you saying THERE GREAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

with a micky mouse ear had on and then another had on top of that with a little spinning pedal on it!

like this

u are weird lol

Not to be that guy but the letter u is singular and thus the proper sentance is "U is weird, lol." Note that we need a comma since "weird" cannot "laughing out loud" (for "laugh out loud" would not make grammatical sense either."

Please, if you're going into IBD, at least get the little details right.

U is weird, lol.

 

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Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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