So I just got my transcript from target college, and is highly disappointed in my performanse. I only has 3.9 GPA on 4.0 scale. Everyone tells me that in order to be number one banking analyst one require much attentions to detail. I feel only way to show this attentions is to get perfect 4.0 GPA from most excellent of schools - everyone know that GPA from school outside HYPSW is meaningless. So should I redo my undergrad from HYPSW and strive for 4.0 GPA? Thanks you very much!
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actually it's not just outside of HYPSW, anything but a 4.0 at Harvard is garbage.
4.0 is a bit low. I think you need to strive for a 5.0. That achievement will most definitely separate you from everyone else.
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really? just one target school? i thought in order to get a job at one of the BB's you needed to attend all of the targets simultaneously? and wtf is 3.9 mean? i blew a 3.9 last thursday night, drove my fucking bmw into HQ, LOL
Suboptimal performance. Slacker.
I think you should sue the registrar for a lack of attention to detail. Your GPA IS a 4.0/4.0, not some crappy 3.9 that a part-time slacker student assistant mistakenly typed in.
You obviously cant cut it. You should get a job flipping burgers, cause that is all you are good for.
the OP is not even remotely funny, of course you should redo UG and then go play in traffic
Neither is your post.
I have taken craps that had more intelligence than you.
har har
This is highly douchey.
Thank you all for sage wisdom. pureazn - How do I secure this 5.0 GPA? Does it require special gift to registrar? junkbondswap - do you suggest I play in traffic on city street, or on street where your mother live after I attend to all her details? monyet - you must have 6.0 GPA, because I don't understand how your reply is relevant to this thread.
Known fact that if you graduate with a 4.0 and have a disease, then you will instantly be hired as a hedge fund manager.
Well, my comment is as irrelevant to this thread as this thread is to this website.
Forget undergrad. You need to go back to high school and correct your gramar!
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Would have been a lot better without the ridiculous attempt to oversell the poor English.
Furthermore, you missed some obvious patterns that the typical non-native English speaker or poor writer would have. These were replaced with canned patterns of your own which came off very...artificial and awkward to say the least.
Hmm, point taken rebelcross - for what it's worth, was going for the Slavic style of non-native speaker.
I highly doubt that any non-native speaker would say "thanks you" , unless he/she also happens to be a very careless writer.
Nice try anyway.
Re-take that shit this aint no Johto, this is KANTO
^^you're def an asian dude
Is Sacha Baron Cohen creating a new character?
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