So, I met this girl last night--she's unbelievably hot. Perfect body, great features. She's also super well educated and from a rich family (dad bought her a house in Old Towne Alexandria, VA). She and I hit it off really well. She's basically perfect except for the fact that she is gapped toothed at the front. Even though she's from a rich town in Massachusetts, her front teeth look like she's from West Virginia or New Jersey. I mean, I know it can be fixed with invisaline in like 2 months, but I'm super turned off.
Does this make me a bad person? Would you date a girl with teeth like that? Am I going to Hell?
This is fine, imo.
You can always resort to a brown bag, if necessary.
I sure hope so.
Jokes lol. But yeah you might be a dick.
Edit: in all honesty, how big is the gap? If it's a Condi Rice kind of gap, you might have a problem. Otherwise, meh.
One imperfection is still imperfection - think of how much your rep will suffer!
But in all seriousness, if you noticed it and it bothers you, it'll bother you down the line as well. Just the way things are :(
How big is the gap? Maybe she can give you a toothjob
HAHA good lord this cracked me up. I'm a grown ass man, laughing at toothjob jokes...
It sounds like she has solid fundamentals and cash flow. Make an investment, take her private, clean up the imperfections, and profit.
IPO her to a 30-something rich single male - make sure you IPO her at a significant premium!
It's called product differentiation. Only dead fish go with the flow, brah. Just ask Michael Strahan.
A small tooth gap can actually have some prestige
I don't know. He might actually want to grow this company
We talking spinoff about 4-5 years out, right?
Depends on the rate of depreciation
Give her surgery for your one year anniversary with your finance $$$
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Fuck you, I just laughed in a room full of people.
Heh same... bad laugh in this Boston public library
Thank. You.
Go take a look at yourself in the mirror. Maybe things will fall into perspective...
You won't be able to see her teeth when she's bent over noimsayin?
*Namsayin' bro. Come on now
Are you a chick? Why the fuck is your avatar a bollywood actor. In case no one has told you, that shit is hella homo.
So much ignorance in two lines. Impressive!
It's like getting in on an investment at the ground floor. You see some great potential while most people are distracted by that tooth gap, or just not willing to take the risk. Get in now and bank on her getting it fixed at some point (it's not like she can't afford it). Then you'll be raking in the profits of a non-tooth gap super hot girlfriend.
I think we need some X-ray images here to properly create an investment recommendation.
Quality due diligence
have you heard of "London look" ?
won't be seeing her teeth if her mouth is full nomsaiyan?
Can she floss with a jump rope? If so, recommend invisaline or leave.
That's assuming that, after she gets the work done, guys don't start swooning all over her and she dumps OP for one of them.
Girls are a risky asset in that regard.
You run some comps? How's she trading relative to this:
Am I the only one who thought the girl was going to be Jewish based on the thread title? For once, I was pleasantly relieved by the direction of a WSO thread about a woman.
Also, the gap in the teeth is a huge turn-off for me, totally get it OP.
If you feel uncomfortable bringing up the invisalign thing and all that, you can go about it a little bit more subtly. Hire someone to stage a mugging on her and hit her gently in the teeth with a pipe or something (aluminum or titanium pipe works best cause its made of metal but is light). Anyway, once her front teeth are damaged beyond repair, she'll have no choice but to get new ones, hopefully without a gap between them - you should make sure of that and guide her through the process. Good luck and tell us how it went.
Based solely on this one picture--and me not knowing who this is and thus having no other context--I would say she's about on par with this chick, although the girl I'm talking about may have a worse gap tooth. Like I said, if I had additional pictures then who knows.
LOL...
@NRG I know someone who got dentures made with a little gap in the teeth, so they would look like their teeth used to. Some people like the gap.
Yeah, that's why I said the OP should guide her through the process, provide coaching, etc., so that in the end she likes what HE wants - that is, no gaps in the wrong place.
That's stock manipulation, brah
I prefer to call it value enhancement through restructuring and consulting.
Yea I thought the punch line was going to be 'but I won't date her because she's black' or something.
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