How to get a chick to leave your apartment?

Had a crazy girl over this weekend, super crazy, great sex. After, she wouldn't leave my apartment. 

She wanted to sleep over, I was like no dice. She could fuck up my apartment, take a computer/watch when I'm sleeping. No way. 

But this bitch wouldn't leave my apartment, I had to cuddle with her until like 4 am until she finally would get in an uber and leave. 

How do you guys get one night stands to leave your apartment after? I've got shit to do in the morning 

Also: Do you guys use a fake name when going out on tinder dates? Too many crazies out there these days 

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She wanted to sleep over, I was like no dice. She could fuck up my apartment, take a computer/watch when I'm sleeping. No way. 

wow dude, paranoid much?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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There is reason to be. 

At one time I use to work in the motel   industry as Front Desk, while I was training one morning, A Polish guy came in to the front desk and wanted to go back to a room he had stayed in the night before. It turns out this Polish guy met this Black chick at the Euro night club down the street  and brings her back to the Motel.  I guess this chick rocked this guys world, and while he was passed out, she cleaned him out. Took everything! Cell phone, wallet, all his cloths and his fucking  Nissan Altima. 

Apparently, he didn't  want to believe he was robbed, he was hoping to find some of his belongings under the mattress or behind the nightstand.

I never saw anything like it. The Polish girl training methe desk acted like this happens on the regular. These European guys get lit at these clubs and then black out, there asking for trouble. Also, the Front desk girl training me said there are some  girls go out and pray on these guys. Kind of like the movie Hustlers.

So be careful who you bring back to your place. 

 

Yeah this is a preferred method - you can leave at any time. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

you could tell her you feel a case of the shits coming on

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Okay - first of all do everything you can not to return to your place but argue that you want to go back to hers. Make up some shit about your roommate (real or not) and do what it takes. 

If you can't do this, you will need to make sure you wake up before her and tell her you have stuff to do (work is a great excuse here) and that she needs to split. Bonus points for paying for an Uber as it lessens the blow to them. Aside from worrying about being robbed - which is totally valid - you don't want a girl showing up at your place randomly one night (yes this has happened) because she remembers your address and at that point, good luck getting rid of her

 

It might not be the quickest way, but keeping a bowl of sugar free gummi bears is about as certain as it gets.  Tell her they're calorie free, and after a couple handfuls, she'll be too embarrassed about blowing up your bowl and in too much pain to even look for anything of value.

Seriously, I think a lot of it is where you go, and who you take home. I've rolled the dice many times and never found anything missing.  The relationship breakups on the other hand have been giant messes for me.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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