Wall Street Oasis Literacy Test

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Currently work at LMM PE in a LCOL city as a VP. I went A2A at a BB (GS, JPM, MS) then got into an M7 for my MBA, after which I chose my current firm for WLB. When I was at a T30 for UG (although not HYPSM level), my goal was to be a QT at an MM (SIG, 2∑) or a QR at a top tier AM (WAM, PAM) with a path to HF, but that didn't work out. I recently got an offer to go back into banking as a VP at an EB (PJT, CVP, EVC) with a clear path to MD in a few years. 

Please define the following acronyms, as used in the example above:

LMM, PE, LCOL, VP, A2A, BB, M7, MBA, WLB, T30, UG, HYPSM, QT, MM, QR, AM, HF, VP, EB, MD.

Bonus (ranked from easy to hard):

GS, JPM, MS, EVC, CVP, PJT, SIG, 2∑

 
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Alright fuck it I'll bite:

LMM = Lower Middle Market

PE = Private Equity

LCOL = Low Cost of Living

VP = Vice President

A2A = Analyst to Associate

BB = Bulge Bracket

M7 = Top 7 MBA programs (HBS, GSB, Sloan, Booth, Kellogg, Wharton, Columbia, no order here)

MBA = Master of Business Administration

WLB = Work life Balance

T30 = Top 30 school (likely undergrad)

UG = Undergrad

HYPSM = Harvard, Yale, Princeston, Stanford, and I believe M = MIT?

QT = Quant Trading

MM = Middle Market

QR = Quant Research

AM = Asset Management

HF = Hedge Fund

VP (You repeated this btw) = Vice President

EB = Elite Boutique

MD = Managing Director

GS = Goldman Sachs

JPM = JP Morgan

MS = Morgan Stanley

EVC = Evercore (But pretty sure it's most commonly referred to as EVR)

CVP = Centerview Partners

PJT = PJT Partners

SIG = Susquehana International Group? Not certain 

2Σ = 2 Sigma

When I first got into WSO it was really confusing having all these acronyms and it was honestly quite hard learning these since not all of these have formal definitions (not used outside of finance). I hope these definitions help some new users out. 

 
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Alright fuck it I'll bite:

LMM = Lower Middle Market

PE = Private Equity

LCOL = Low Cost of Living

VP = Vice President

A2A = Analyst to Associate

BB = Bulge Bracket

M7 = Top 7 MBA programs (HBS, GSB, Sloan, Booth, Kellogg, Wharton, Columbia, no order here)

MBA = Master of Business Administration

WLB = Work life Balance

T30 = Top 30 school (likely undergrad)

UG = Undergrad

HYPSM = Harvard, Yale, Princeston, Stanford, and I believe M = MIT?

QT = Quant Trading

MM = Middle Market

QR = Quant Research

AM = Asset Management

HF = Hedge Fund

VP (You repeated this btw) = Vice President

EB = Elite Boutique

MD = Managing Director

GS = Goldman Sachs

JPM = JP Morgan

MS = Morgan Stanley

EVC = Evercore (But pretty sure it's most commonly referred to as EVR)

CVP = Centerview Partners

PJT = PJT Partners

SIG = Susquehana International Group? Not certain 

2Σ = 2 Sigma

When I first got into WSO it was really confusing having all these acronyms and it was honestly quite hard learning these since not all of these have formal definitions (not used outside of finance). I hope these definitions help some new users out. 

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 
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LMM = Lesser Market Maker

PE = Publicly-traded Equities

LCOL = Low Cost of Loaning

VP = Vice Principal

A2A = Ask 2 Answer

BB = Big Bulls

M7 = Top 7 Sororities (Magnificent Seven), Ex: Kappa Kappa Gamma, Alpha Phi

MBA = Multinational Basketball League

WLB = Wonky Leveraged Buyout

T30 = Top 30 (Banks)

UG = Underguaged (Securities) - AKA underpriced/arbitrage

HYPSM = Harvard, Yale, Penn, SMU, Michigan (Big 5 supertargets)

QT = Quantitative Tracking (price actions)

MM = Market Makers

QR = Quantitative Reeling (backtest price actions)

AM = Americas (North and Latin)

HF = High Frequency (trading)

EB = Earth-Bound (price adhering to intrinsic value)

MD = Medical Doctorate

GS = Golden Shits

JPM = Just Pricing Markets (quant jargon)

MS = Monkey Shits

EVC = Eyeing Valid Corporate-Debts (DCM jargon)

CVP = Crazy Vobbringur Prices (quant jargon)

PJT = Peanut-Butter Jam Toast (Monte Carlo triple stack pattern)

SIG = Seven Inch Glammurong (satoshi candlestick pattern, quant terminology)

2Σ = Two Sums (Ferringber Analysis Result)

 
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Currently work at LMM PE in a LCOL city as a VP. I went A2A at a BB (GS, JPM, MS) then got into an M7 for my MBA, after which I chose my current firm for WLB. When I was at a T30 for UG (although not HYPSM level), my goal was to be a QT at an MM (SIG, 2∑) or a QR at a top tier AM (WAM, PAM) with a path to HF, but that didn't work out. I recently got an offer to go back into banking as a VP at an EB (PJT, CVP, EVC) with a clear path to MD in a few years. 

Please define the following acronyms, as used in the example above:

LMM, PE, LCOL, VP, A2A, BB, M7, MBA, WLB, T30, UG, HYPSM, QT, MM, QR, AM, HF, VP, EB, MD.

Bonus (ranked from easy to hard):

GS, JPM, MS, EVC, CVP, PJT, SIG, 2∑

You forgot the most important term: BSD

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Yawn. Non target, got 10 letters after my name.  No grad school, but oh, did I tell you about the paper I wrote with two HBS professors?  They also quote one of my funds on the 6-0 clock news. (Not SPY or DIA)

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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