The Infamous Goldman Interviewee Lands an Offer at GS

I honestly can't believe I'm saying this but the person in the video posted in @Les Grossman"'s thread (video below) and a few others (myself included) has allegedly landed an offer at GS in their Natural Resources Group. I highly suspect that he's trolling but we'll see.

@My Name is Jeff" @Future.Monkey" @CreditMadrid" @CanadianEnergyBanker" @deMaestro" @trader_timmy" @dartzrip" @ostrich" @CRE"

@TheEmperor" @dan_yo23" @guggroth93"

https://streamable.com/csg1o
https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-t-duval/

My favorite quote: "I will succeed until the point where I am a managing director, and I am making 7 figures as a base salary, and then possibly 7-8 figures in bonus, depending on how many deals I am able to close"

What a BSD, give this man a job" - @aspiringchimp"

 

Man I'm so fucking done. Hahahaha I'm laughing so hard, there's no way this man is working at GS.

BillBelichick37:
My favorite quote: "I will succeed until the point where I am a managing director, and I am making 7 figures as a base salary, and then possibly 7-8 figures in bonus, depending on how many deals I am able to close"

Same here, what a quote. The delusion is real.

 

Nah I totally can. I will work for only Goldman Sachs (JP Morgan and all the other BB's are beneath an undergraduate like me). I'm going to start out in M&A, get models and bottles on the weekends, and become a managing director by the age of 26 and partner by 30. 8 figures starting salary with a 8-9 figures bonus possibly. Will be Wall Street's greatest success story as I would have beat all those Ivy pricks to the job. All of this out of a non-target.

 

The mods took away my comment, but his family seems to be pretty prominent and succesful in the LA metro, kid probably wanted to get away from SoCal for a little, went to college in upstate new york at colgate, said fuck that then returned home. His cousins are succesful, mother is in the entertainment industry, and uncle is a CEO of a company. I would be pretending to not be a hater if I didn't say he must have had some help getting into GS.

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

Wow. I am beyond shocked. If it's true, it really goes to show what hustle can do for you.. If you want it enough you can go from being the type of guy who posts an embarrassing video to actually getting what you want.

I found him on FB and from the pics I saw, he doesn't look nearly as beta as that video made him seem.. Actually looks like a guy you'd want to have a beer with. So maybe he isn't as insufferable as that video made him out to be. In any case, if he did land that job, props to him.

 

If this guy got hired at Goldman I lost my respect for them. That being said Goldman isn't the bank it used to be, and it's hard for any banks to really get top talent now that everyone goes Tech. My average Tech friend is making a lot more than my average banking friend. I mean let's be real, would you rather have a million dollar sign-on bonus and a fat multiple six figure salary guaranteed? Or no sign-on, get shit on by people 2 years your senior, and have half your paycheck not guaranteed?

Anyways +SB for the laugh!

 

What kind of tech companies give million dollar sign-on bonuses, with 6 fig salaries as an entry level? Software developer comp here in SV is from 60-80K for an entry level. You're right the work-life balance is better, but career trajectory peaks real quick. In fact I've seen kids from the valley go into college gung-ho about CS/Engineering, realizing how bored the career was, switch to finance and get IB jobs. Surprisingly seeing this very common.

 

It's called sarcasm, but it is well known that many tech jobs pay on par or above street comp.

Edit: Any of your friends moving from Tech -> Banking probably aren't good at banking or weren't good at tech. The skills needed and culture are extremely different. Very few bankers know Ruby, Pearl, C#, C++, Java. Not saying all devs know that but many people coming out of college recently know a good sum of these or more.

 

god damnit is this shmuck really beating us all to 7 figures with that new haircut? Idk what would be crazier, if this really happened or he is willing to further ruin his reputation with his linkedin connects by trolling so hard.

 

Confirmed he does indeed work there. I asked a a buddy of mine that works in ops/technology at Goldman to look him up and he's on their database. Also, I created a dummy email and sent robert.duval@GS.com an email and nothing bounced back. Sent an email to my work email with my last name spelt wrong, and it bounced back right away. -___-

Robert Du Val 100% works at Goldman.

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

Honestly, I think I speak for everyone in that we're all fucking shook by this lol. I do think GS SLC is somewhat of a fucking POS for IBD. The pay is 62k (48k base+14k bonus) and they absolutely don't give a fuck about the people there. You basically get paid worse than FLDPs/MO/BO people for 40-50+ more hours all for the ability to be a 2nd year ib analyst that you have little to no say over what city or group. You will have a hard time getting PE right away being late to the game (though the gs name does help) and it is really not even worth it in my opinion. I know a few MO/BO etc. people who get 80->95->105+ (In a place like Charlotte or Denver) in the time some GS SLC ib person would be a real 2nd year analyst.

Comparing Apples to Apples that's 280K or 41.50/hr for the MO guy and likely ~300k or 23.50/hr (62K->72K-160K) for the GS SLC IBD guy. And Charlotte or Denver-type cities are cheap and better than SLC. Basically, GS SLC IB is a really good job to get into a top b-school from but I'd really say risk, cool fldps, etc. would be a better option if you're willing to take a little bit more of a gamble with b-school (still somewhere from 8-20, or better if you're a minority/get lucky), have a somewhat interesting job, easy hours, and less stress. Believe me when I say that there are a lot of people who hate the program and feel that they were tricked, not everyone gets to leave slc. The work is not really as related to doing NY/SF/LA IBD as you would think.

For context: I went to GS SLC a few times and know a few people who did the ibd and ER programs.

 

Didn't shut us up, gave us more to talk about, and although low key probably pissed us off/made us jealous, had he faded away into mediocrity, we would have all just been bored at work tomorrow with nothing to talk about.

We're not lawyers. We're investment bankers. We didn't go to Harvard. We Went to Wharton!
 

shouldn't post someones public details like this imo jk its pretty funny and congrats to him! i think you're taking it a little to far to try and contact him via his GS email though. Shouldn't you be worrying about landing a position or studying an M&A model or something

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