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CS asked us for our “sweater & vest sizes” and mentioned they’d be sending us packages so we’ll see

 

I love that I got monkey shit for being “inaccurate” as if I didn’t fill out a survey yesterday indicating I’d like a women’s medium, please

 

How can you check what type of MS or SBs you are receiving?

I would like to do some data analysis here please.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Also a CS IB intern this summer and got no such email.....

 

Gonna be absolutely no worthwhile perks this summer. Banks are cutting costs with this

 

last year I got a summer laptop (Thinkpad), mug, and a lot of pens

 

Have to return it ofc, hence why I said summer laptop. It beat my old HP spectre so I'll consider it a perk :/

 

Anything above 60 hours/week will be escalated to senior management. If you think I'm lying, just try putting in 70 hours this week, and we'll go from there.

 

Considering most firms aren't giving laptops, I'm pretty grateful mine gave me a full setup (laptop + dock + monitor) even if it's only for the summer. Lots of people have shitty laptops that won't be able to run a heavy Excel spreadsheet and other programs at the same time.

 

You won't be doing any work locally on your personal computer. The InfoSec and compliance teams would never allow that. Your personal computer only needs to be able to run a lightweight remote desktop program so you can do the work on firm systems (where the heavy lifting will actually be done.)

 

My bank gave the interns bank-branded underwear, shirts, socks, phone chargers, bar soaps, vests, and mugs.

I wear the underwear every day to sleep.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

You're an intenr. It's not funny when you have no idea how stressful this job can be. Yes, we sleep.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

You all are such trolls. Didn't know I had such a big rep on WSO that people are now impresonating me!

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Even the women?

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Seems to me that BofA is the only BB not sending out anything. HR also has been unresponsive/intransparent about the evaluation process/program length remained undecided. Still a great bank, but would probably pick another EB if I were to choose again.

 

Jamie Dimon just went through surgery again. He doens't have time to prioritize this. Be grateful that you aren't in his Gucci shoes.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Probably yes but unofficially no. They aren't letting employees expense dinners at most places. I feel like if you have a reason like no kitchen or something if you're in a dorm or whatever they might but their reasoning is that you're not really paying for rent and other expenses so why expense meals

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HSBC sent backpack with small stuff (pens water bottle sanitizer etc.) as well as laptop and headset

 

Honestly having a SA stint during these times is a perk in and of itself

 

Just got a Rolex in the mail from my BB... awesome swag!

 

Haven't gotten any gear from Citi yet but they did send interns a pretty sweet online exam

 

YOu eman Stephens. They ahve prvate jet!

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

You going to get a cool email address that can be used for receiving “pls fix, thx” emails at 3 am.

 

relatable, I still have pens/highlighters/chapsticks from all of the Big Four accounting firms

 

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