Prestigious Pete
I would like to extend a warm welcome to myself, Prestigious Pete. I am a jealousy amalgam, created from combining all the conceited, self-assured finance super douches into one man called Prestigious Pete.
After finishing up at Andover, I went on to attend Yale University, where I majored in Sociology, played Varsity Golf, and was president of the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity. I then marched over to Blackstone M&A upon graduating, because Goldman Sachs was not prestigious enough. After my brief stint at Blackstone, I went swiftly to Harvard Business School, where I spent two years going to costume parties, travelling the world, and adding hundreds of notches to my bedpost. After graduating from HBS, I now work at a private equity megafund. At the tender age of 25, I make 450K base, wear a $40,000 watch, and have outsourced the tying of my shoelaces in the morning to some nice Puerto Rican chaps.
Feel free to ask me anything, and make sure to nod silently in genuine admiration of my achievements, greatness, wealth, and prestige.






This just seemed kind of
This just seemed kind of appropriate...
I just picture you filling in for Denis Leary.
That's just my way of saying welcome to another crappy troll to WSO.
Pete -- need your help with
Pete -- need your help with some prestige questions:
Mercedes or Audi?
Equities, fixed income, or other?
Natural conception or fertility clinic?
Tax haven: Cayman Islands or Luxembourg?
WSO or WSJ?
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You told us your base, but we
You told us your base, but we are all curious as to what your all in comp was.
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
SirTradesaLot: Mercedes or
Mercedes or Audi?
http://www.autoprospeed.com/wp-content/uploads/201...
http://www.hdcarwallpapers.com/walls/2010_mercedes...
I see no comparison here.
"A man generally has two reasons for doing anything. One that sounds good, and the real one." - J.P. Morgan
SirTradesaLot: Mercedes or
Mercedes or Audi?
One of each, of course. Though sometimes if I'm in a good mood I'll let one of my drivers choose which one he'll drive me in for that day.
Equities, fixed income, or other?
I don't have time to deal with those kinds of minute details. I'm very high level.
Natural conception or fertility clinic?
When a chick starts even approaching the topic, I take her off my rotation.
Tax haven: Cayman Islands or Luxembourg?
I'm not sure what taxes are, sounds like a poor person problem.
WSO or WSJ?
Neither, Financial Times is the most prestigious reading material so naturally that's what I carry around. The pale salmon color makes me smile.
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BTbanker: You told us your
You told us your base, but we are all curious as to what your all in comp was.
I don't have time to count all those zeroes, I just let my accountants sort it out.
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Who/What is more prestigious,
Who/What is more prestigious, Ditka or God?
Prestigious
Tax haven: Cayman Islands or Luxembourg?
I'm not sure what taxes are, sounds like a poor person problem.
This ones my favorite
Frieds: Who/What is more
Who/What is more prestigious, Ditka or God?
Neither, football and religion are for the middle class. I'm too busy worshiping my biceps, and the only "wide receivers" I care for are size 34D.
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One more thing, what exactly
One more thing, what exactly is prestige? Is it possible to become prestigious or do you need to be born prestigious? If I work really hard in life and make a ton of money, can my kids at least become prestigious (even if I can't)?
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Prestigious
Who/What is more prestigious, Ditka or God?
Neither, football and religion are for the middle class. I'm too busy worshiping my biceps, and the only "wide receivers" I care for are size 34D.
Clearly you missed the point there... Buddy. That's a Rookie mistake on your part brosephus.
SirTradesaLot: One more
One more thing, what exactly is prestige? Is it possible to become prestigious or do you need to be born prestigious? If I work really hard in life and make a ton of money, can my kids at least become prestigious (even if I can't)?
Prestige is a quality of supreme excellence. Further explanation is not possible, because if you have prestige then knowledge of it is self evident, and if you don't have prestige, then no amount of words can elucidate it. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me.
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Frieds: Prestigious
Who/What is more prestigious, Ditka or God?
Neither, football and religion are for the middle class. I'm too busy worshiping my biceps, and the only "wide receivers" I care for are size 34D.
Clearly you missed the point there... Buddy. That's a Rookie mistake on your part brosephus.
I never miss points. Clearly you misunderstood your own question. Pretty typical for someone who lacks prestige.
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Prestigious
Who/What is more prestigious, Ditka or God?
Neither, football and religion are for the middle class. I'm too busy worshiping my biceps, and the only "wide receivers" I care for are size 34D.
Clearly you missed the point there... Buddy. That's a Rookie mistake on your part brosephus.
I never miss points. Clearly you misunderstood your own question. Pretty typical for someone who lacks prestige.
No, the question is pretty clear. In typical rookie fashion, your not answering the question I asked but the question you thought I asked. This is what we call a failure to communicate. So come on and please get your shit straight instead of sounding like chop shop broker.
Pete: What is the more
Pete: What is the more prestigious, Greenwich or the UES? I mean what is more balling, a sick estate in the back country or Belle Haven or a 5000 sq ft. apartment on 5th avenue in the 65-72nd street range?
Also, how many clubs should a truly prestigious fellow belong to?? My personal take is at least 3 but no more than 5 with good geographical dispersion. Something along the lines of Stanwich for local outings, Crystal Downs for the real rustic experience, Bandon Dunes on the West Coast, and Shinnecock for summers in the Hamptons?
Please enlighten us, oh prestigious one.
Gray Fox: Pete: What is the
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In a game of wit who would
"If you want to succeed in this life, you need to understand that duty comes before rights and that responsibility precedes opportunity."
Prestigious
Frieds: Yeah, your right. I
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SirTradesaLot: Prestigious
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Frieds: Prestigious
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TheBigBambino: In a game of
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Frieds: Prestigious
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Pete is not a prestigious
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futurectdoc: Pete is not a
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Pete: When you say a
Bone with sillian braille
futurectdoc: Pete is not a
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tiger2012: Are you really
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Frieds: An overly hyped set
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Gray Fox: Also, a shiny new
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prudentinvestor: Bone with
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About time we got some more
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NewGuy: About time we got
Peter, why were you rejected
Frieds: Prestigious
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NewGuy: About time we got
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futurectdoc: True prestige on
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GS: Peter, why were you
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I don't think prestigious
I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk
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