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some people actually like banking and don't want to become a fucking coder

 

Literally nothing

You're about 3 years away from doing a summer internship and can't even drink legally yet (assuming you're in the UK). You're much better off focussing on hobbies and things that you enjoy and that will show you have a personality when recruiting comes. As someone involved in IB hiring, the best candidates are those who aren't the wannabe hardos who've done nothing but think about IB since they were still in sixth form.

 

I'll definitely do that, I have some stuff I'm doing rn which I wanna continue at uni through societies, but what skills/qualities should I say that I've learnt from them? I'm not really sure how to describe that type of stuff in CVs/interviews

 

Get laid, play sports, go out (but ofc go to a good college)

just be a normal guy this will help a lot more than studying acc dil model for recruiting trust me

 

Get into a good university (target preferably, makes your life easier) and have a slew of extracurriculars. Play a sport, take up a hobby, something like that. That's the best way to prepare you for IB, because when you're applying for Spring Weeks when you're in your first year of university, they know that you don't know anything (nor do they expect you to know anything) but they're just looking at behaviourals and motivation. 

 

Read the news, not just markets news. staying updated/knowledgeable is a good habit and if u find it fun it’s a good sign

 

Did you go to a top ranked elementary and middle school? Are you currently attending Phillips, Choate, Avenues, etc? Have you been accepted to an Ivy? If you answered no to any of these questions, you're fucked

 

I am assuming you are in UK since you said year 13 (correct me if im wrong). get into a good business school, or good school in general (can do econ major). It is not necessary but makes it easier coming from a good school. be a human being, too many kids i see are actual robots, which no one wants to work 14 hours a day with

 

On a serious note, something that will help you in your professional life (not just getting into IB) is getting into the habit of reading the news everyday. Get an FT / WSJ subscription. I personally like reading a physical copy but the online version is more than sufficient. To be able to hold a conversation about the news and current affairs across multiple topics isn’t something that can be picked up overnight.

 

1) Read fhe FT/WSJ, will make a huge difference during interviews

2) Develop good numerical skills, even mental calculations

3) Make friends and get laid

 

In all seriousness, 1) Go to a target school 2) Do what everybody else above say: have some hobbies, make friends (enjoy yourself) learn how to talk to people, and not be socially awkward. It is a job, dont't sweat it.

Good Luck.

 

Just do your best to get into a university that would be considered a target. Even if you cant get into top targets, top state schools can sometimes have decent pipelines in certain states. Example would be getting rejected from all the Ivy league and instead going to somewhere like UF. Obviously aim for target schools or as close as you can get though. Networking and relationship building will carry you the rest of the way (assuming good grades)

Mainly just have fun and be well rounded. If you focus too much on your future career too early, you will end up making it harder for yourself and lack the relationship building skills you make in high school and college. 

 

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