Motherfuckers, chance me for investment banking positions!
School: No-name Community College, Texas
GPA: 0.0/4.0 (Did not pass any class)
Experience: Janitor's Assistant (Just like Sidney James Weinberg)
Leadership: School's Orgy Club President
Others: Don't-give-a-shit attitude, beer all the time, video games, models and bottles :)
Biggest Weakness: Can't be awake for more than 12 hours a day
Biggest Strength: I lift, bro! Every fucking day!!!
Networking: I know your dad and mom
Interview Attire: Sketchiest Hoodie covering my face
Chance me mofos
inb4 OP is banned
Font size on resume: 50
Font: Calligraphy
yo homies, why this hate?
n3twork h@rder bro
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