Motherfuckers, chance me for investment banking positions!

School: No-name Community College, Texas

GPA: 0.0/4.0 (Did not pass any class)

Experience: Janitor's Assistant (Just like Sidney James Weinberg)

Leadership: School's Orgy Club President

Others: Don't-give-a-shit attitude, beer all the time, video games, models and bottles :)

Biggest Weakness: Can't be awake for more than 12 hours a day

Biggest Strength: I lift, bro! Every fucking day!!!

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Kassad SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

inb4 OP is banned

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
SonnyZH Kassad: SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

inb4 OP is banned

"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

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