School: No-name Community College, Texas
GPA: 0.0/4.0 (Did not pass any class)
Experience: Janitor's Assistant (Just like Sidney James Weinberg)
Leadership: School's Orgy Club President
Others: Don't-give-a-shit attitude, beer all the time, video games, models and bottles :)
Biggest Weakness: Can't be awake for more than 12 hours a day
Biggest Strength: I lift, bro! Every fucking day!!!
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