Motherfuckers, chance me for investment banking positions!

School: No-name Community College, Texas

GPA: 0.0/4.0 (Did not pass any class)

Experience: Janitor's Assistant (Just like Sidney James Weinberg)

Leadership: School's Orgy Club President

Others: Don't-give-a-shit attitude, beer all the time, video games, models and bottles :)

Biggest Weakness: Can't be awake for more than 12 hours a day

Biggest Strength: I lift, bro! Every fucking day!!!

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Kassad SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

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SonnyZH Kassad: SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

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"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 

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