Jun 25, 2013

Motherfuckers, chance me for investment banking positions!

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Kassad SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

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[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
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SonnyZH Kassad: SirTradesaLot: jgx101:

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"I do not think that there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcomes almost everything, even nature."
 
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