The OFFICIAL 2021 Investment Banking Prestige Rankings
The following list is not meant to determine the best places to work, it does not use a holistic approach. This following list is to inform you of your objective position in the universe and what your worth of a human being is.
God Tier: Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley
God Tier, With the Caveat That Women at Bars May Not Know Who You Are: Lazard, Evercore, Centerview
Will Get You Laid Expeditiously: Bank of America, Credit Suisse, Citi, Barclays
Still Better Than 90% of Your Peers: Barclays, UBS, Guggenheim, Moelis, RBC, Deutsche, Houlihan, William Blair, Rothschild, Jefferies, Wells Fargo
Worth a Hand Job: Greenhill, Raymond James, Piper Sandler, Baird, PWP, PJT, Allen & Co., Macquarie, Truist
Prestigious....To Your Friends That Work in Consulting: Harris Williams, Cowen, BMO, Cantor Fitzgerald, Brown Brothers Hariman, Stifel, Oppenheimer, BNP, HSBC, BNY, Societe Generale
Prestigious...To Your Friends From High School That Didn't Go to College: Nomura, Tudor, Big 4 Corporate Finance, Mizuho, US Bank
Great Shame to Your Friends and Family: LionTree, Loop Capital, HC Wainwright, Janney, Stephens, Cain Brothers, Marathon Capital, Lincoln, Marlin & Assoc, Sagent Advisors, Zieger
Wow. So we're still doing this in 2021?
I am sorry you have never been loved.
Says the "playboy" who works in...research
Spent a long night researching your mom's cooter last night, my apologies if I'm a bit on edge.
DB needs to be way lower. I think anybody can work there, literally. No prestige.
This is just a rip-off of @PrestigeCaller's post from 2018, except poorly executed and not as funny
when PJT is lower than RBC.. pls fix thx
Imagine thinking women at bars know what JPM and MS are
Imagine my male romper laying crumpled on the floor next to your girlfriend’s bed
You guys get to go to bars?
Wtf PJT and PWP only worth a handjob? You'd rather get a threesome
Is HC Wainwright that bad? How about for a sophomore gig?
I'm going to like this, not because I agree with the rankings or because it makes sense to me, but because my firm was put on the good firm list, therefore benefitting my personal biases and raising my self esteem.
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