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XKRWilliam Helmsley Blair III.

good call. maybe i should make him wear a mandatory tony blair mask 24/7 or whenever he's not attempting to fuck the neighbor's little female poodle

 
TherightcoastVolcker.

Ahh fuck, volcker just shit on the floor.

Lol

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

I like you.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
bears1208
unknown4everif he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.
This is what I named my dog and he is bad ass

This is what i named my doberman

 
bears1208
unknown4everif he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.
This is what I named my dog and he is bad ass

This is what i named my doberman

 

name it:

Cat

or...

DIDNYY = Dog, I don't name you yet

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. -Dr. Alexis Carrel
 

"The Bernanke"

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute
 

Chris Gardocki

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

Michael Vick

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 
Adelbert_BuffingtonRonald (Reagan)

or Milton (Friedman)

Probably the lamest suggestions thus far.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

If you name it cock, you have to get another one and name it balls.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
rappingbankeri'm black and i named my dog, "dog".

true story.

Lol. You mean "Dawg"

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

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