Help me Name my Dog

12y

burnt tangerine:
What kind of dog?

A FUCKING PITBULL. CERTAIN BANKERS PISS ME OFF YA FEEL ME?

ChicagoIBD

12y

Spot.

Murphy.

Cooper.

Rex.

Shell.

Bugsy

12y

ChicagoIBD:
Spot.
Murphy.

Cooper.

Rex.

Shell.

Bugsy

i like rex. sounds vicious

XKR

12y

Raiden.

12y

XKR:
Raiden.

electricfying.

XKR

12y

William Helmsley Blair III.

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12y

XKR:
William Helmsley Blair III.

good call. maybe i should make him wear a mandatory tony blair mask 24/7 or whenever he's not attempting to fuck the neighbor's little female poodle

Therightcoast

12y

Volcker.

Ahh fuck, volcker just shit on the floor.

nonTargetChimp

12y

Therightcoast:
Volcker.
Ahh fuck, volcker just shit on the floor.

Lol

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.

Barboone

12y

URM banker deff. A pitbull?

"The higher up the mountain, the more treacherous the path" -Frank Underwood

Ibiza

12y

Bemis Elsworth IV

Franky McNasty

Flake

12y

I like you.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.

Simple As...

12y

Flake:
I like you.

no one likes you

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turtles

12y

Simple As...:
Flake:
I like you.

no one likes you

Your mom wants to kill you

njmonkey46

12y

Count Dooku.

Serendipity

12y

Goldman

Merger Arbitrage

cold pizza

12y

banksta

unknown4ever

12y

if he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.

bears1208

12y

unknown4ever:
if he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.

This is what I named my dog and he is bad ass

unknown4ever

12y

bears1208:
unknown4ever:
if he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.
This is what I named my dog and he is bad ass

This is what i named my doberman

unknown4ever

12y

bears1208:
unknown4ever:
if he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.
This is what I named my dog and he is bad ass

This is what i named my doberman

zfzxzzza

12y

name it troll

Rana Clamitans

12y

Valiance (only if it's not a pussy dog).

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elcunado

12y

sterling archer el cunado Dusty McFly

xxix

12y

name it:

Cat

or...

DIDNYY = Dog, I don't name you yet

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. -Dr. Alexis Carrel

hamilton

12y

"The Bernanke"

"Have you ever tried to use a chain with 3 weak links? I have, and now I no longer own an arctic wolf." -Dwight Schrute

duffmt6

12y

Chris Gardocki

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."

bears1208

12y

are you a sports fan of a certain school/team?

xc48cross

12y

name him turtle!! or moose...

cold pizza

12y

dcf or contango or something stupid like that

oreos

12y

Get two and call one LIFO and the other FIFO...

Ok i'll go back to CFA now.

"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper

fez

12y

Tom Brady

Ske7ch

12y

Michael Vick

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.

ivoteforthatguy

12y

Max Fightmaster

eriginal

12y

Mein Fuhrer

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ccmonopolies

12y

wingman

Bob Loblaw

12y

Cock

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txjustin

12y

englandco:
Cock

This is the obvious answer. When a girl asks about your dog you can ask her if she wants to lookatmycock.

mathiasr

12y

George Jerry or Kramer

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DNOsaur

12y

Doback

http://i.imgur.com/Rval1.png

no way kimosabe, this is my house now --Brennan Huff

happypantsmcgee

12y

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford

ST Monkey

12y

Agamemnon

Odysseus

Genghis Khan

Spartacus

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Blake Donaghy

12y

Kerpal!

You kick-ed my dog!

manbearpig

12y

I would go with 'bitch'

-MBP

levelworm

12y

Ulysses, Thor, Maxim if you need some "classic" names...

Adelbert_Buffington

12y

Ronald (Reagan)

or Milton (Friedman)

It is better to be vaguely right than exactly wrong - JMK

duffmt6

12y

Adelbert_Buffington:
Ronald (Reagan)
or Milton (Friedman)

Probably the lamest suggestions thus far.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."

mfoste1

12y

wang chung

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ivoteforthatguy

12y

poochie

wiggity wiggity

JDawg

12y

Boner

UFOinsider

12y

Killer. Especially if it's a tiny dog.

rasputin

Taz

Get busy living

Maplewoody

12y

Ponzi

Anonymous Monkey

12y

Karl Rove

Ron Mexico

Tecumseh

resipsa

11y

llllllll

industrial_banker

12y

Bateman

sayandarula

12y

best dog name for a financier: EBIT

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

heister

12y

If you name it cock, you have to get another one and name it balls.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

rappingbanker

12y

i'm black and i named my dog, "dog".

true story.

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nonTargetChimp

12y

rappingbanker:
i'm black and i named my dog, "dog".
true story.

Lol. You mean "Dawg"

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.

12y

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D M

12y

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eriginal

12y

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