"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
"After you work on Wall Street it’s a choice, would you rather work at McDonalds or on the sell-side? I would choose McDonalds over the sell-side.” - David Tepper
- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
- The harder you work, the luckier you become.
- I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
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What kind of dog?
A FUCKING PITBULL. CERTAIN BANKERS PISS ME OFF YA FEEL ME?
Spot.
Murphy.
Cooper.
Rex.
Shell.
Bugsy
i like rex. sounds vicious
Raiden.
electricfying.
William Helmsley Blair III.
good call. maybe i should make him wear a mandatory tony blair mask 24/7 or whenever he's not attempting to fuck the neighbor's little female poodle
Volcker.
Ahh fuck, volcker just shit on the floor.
Lol
URM banker deff. A pitbull?
Bemis Elsworth IV
Franky McNasty
I like you.
no one likes you
Count Dooku.
Goldman
banksta
if he is a bad ass dog...name him Brutus.
This is what i named my doberman
This is what i named my doberman
name it troll
Valiance (only if it's not a pussy dog).
sterling archer el cunado Dusty McFly
name it:
Cat
or...
DIDNYY = Dog, I don't name you yet
"The Bernanke"
Chris Gardocki
are you a sports fan of a certain school/team?
name him turtle!! or moose...
dcf or contango or something stupid like that
Get two and call one LIFO and the other FIFO...
Ok i'll go back to CFA now.
Tom Brady
Michael Vick
Max Fightmaster
Mein Fuhrer
wingman
Cock
This is the obvious answer. When a girl asks about your dog you can ask her if she wants to lookatmycock.
George Jerry or Kramer
Doback
http://i.imgur.com/Rval1.png
Agamemnon
Odysseus
Genghis Khan
Spartacus
Kerpal!
You kick-ed my dog!
I would go with 'bitch'
Ulysses, Thor, Maxim if you need some "classic" names...
Ronald (Reagan)
or Milton (Friedman)
Probably the lamest suggestions thus far.
wang chung
poochie
wiggity wiggity
Boner
Killer. Especially if it's a tiny dog.
rasputin
Taz
Ponzi
Karl Rove
Ron Mexico
Tecumseh
llllllll
Bateman
best dog name for a financier: EBIT
If you name it cock, you have to get another one and name it balls.
i'm black and i named my dog, "dog".
true story.
Lol. You mean "Dawg"
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