Most prestigious WSO trolls
I was curious as to who you guys think are the most prestigious WSO trolls? Off the top of my head I can think of:
Ratinamaze Sexy_Like_Enrique firefighter lookatmycock
Speaking of lookatmycock, where the hell has he been. I kinda miss his random forum posts about machines to cleaning his asshole and what not.
Anyway, who am i forgetting? any honorable mentions? I havent been on here for a while so idk if my suggestions are dated? Any new, young, promising up and coming trolls?
P.S.- any mods reading this, I believe "Top WSO Troll" is an absolute lock when you're looking for the next poll
Added from comments: Blastoise Swagon blumie Nick Gers Dawn Boyer Heister
you forgot blastoise
Too bad all my troll posts get deleted before anybody gets to see them like "Interviewer Wants Blowjob"
Based on your posts, you seem very interested in cocks.
first rule of Troll Club is you don't talk about Troll Club
Blastoise is definitely top troll.
[3400+ banana points] + [positive SB/MS ratio] = quality trolling
ANT.
Second, for Blastoise.
Sure, those trolls get most of the market share, but I prefer the Independent, "Elite" Trolls like blumie, Dawn Boyer, or the "Too Muscular" guy, because they focus more on quality instead of quantity.
oh nick gers was legendary. he is like a troll quasiparticle that emerged from the collective motion of a lot of other trolls and faded back into the troll ether. truly a king among trolls.
I forgot about Nick Gers and his statuesque physique!
the trolls today are nothing compared to the late '90s yahoo trolls. blastoise couldn't out-troll them on his trollingest day even if he had an electrified trolling machine.
blastoise, but he should have never stopped rockin the squirrel avatar.
russian owl isn't bad tho...
i had no idea the too muscular guy was on dealbreaker, thats fantastic. that alone bumped him from boutique to MM troll in my book
Blastoise, hands down, far and away the leader.
Blast + the fact that he is INCREDIBLY smart.
hey bfin nice photo
i vote blast
It wont change.. you can change it.
Totally agree, blastoise has made me lol on multiple occasions... but, come on, what about HEISTER?
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/qa-with-heister-my-total-worth-is-n…
lets also not forget Brady (RIP), theres no fuckin way that HBS shit was for real....no way
if you guys get a petition going of 50 names in favor of a troll poll i'll put it up for a few days, email me WallStreetOasis.com>[email protected], and include the 10 nominees
There are 50 people on here?
Swagon crushes all of em.
swagon sucks
1.blastoise 2.lookatmycock 3.blumie
i like swagon and blastoise. the rest, i am neutral at best.
and remember dukeofduke?
BRAVERMAN. Really, think about it. This guy is the biggest troll on the site.
MARK KLEIN MD
please...this thread should be titled "Most preftigious WSO troll...'
Blumie..... BY FAR
i change my vote to swagon
sb please
whore
guys i got my first girlfriend a few hours ago are you proud?
btw how do you cuddle and is kissing hard? I'm new to this
this is why
One vote for WallStreetOasis.com
Patrick is trolling us all
On another note, I was just in the chatroom with Swagon and Blastoise at the same time = mind blown
FTPIPER or whatever his name was
Most Improved? Rookie of the Year? Most likely to be found under a bridge? BSD Trolls?
swagon for most likely to be found under a bridge....obvious troll is obvious
None of those guys are preftigious though
Woohoo i'm not considered a troll
With that being said, I quite enjoy Macro Arbitrage's subtle trolling
Stopped trolling in '12
have you tried the Reverse Penhold Backhand? It's supposedly excellent for putting tremendous topspin on the ball
http://tabletennis.about.com/od/griptypes/p/rpbgrip.htm
Woah, take it easy.
Swagon never fails to deliver. And NewGuy's break-down of "preStige" and "preFtige" was fucking hilarious.
i lol'ed at that dawn boyer thread. mostly because it didnt even seem like she was trolling imo and got shat on anyway
DO I WIN THE MOST PRESTIGIOUS PICTURE AWARD?
You wish.
iswydt
what does blastoise actually do in real life?
Pretty sure he's a buyside analyst at Pershing Square.
leads WoW raids
raid leader
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OP is the biggest troll on here for stealing my swag #GoldmanBallSachs
i see minimal correlation between the two, but sorry...i guess
Really, just minimal?
^^ there used to be a guy who frequently posted here by the name of "Gold Man Sack" or something similar... his avatar was literally a golden schrotum. it was funny as hell, but i think some people went as far as boycotting the site unless he changed his avatar.
lol I remember that!
everyone should look at my monkey shit -
I win
You'd win if this was the most clueless faggot competition.
You're hosting that, correct?
says a non banking WSO member
pls go
close, but no. you have 5 SB and 126 MS (3.9%). The great ratinamaze had 11 SB and 364 MS (3.0%).
guise....seriously....seriously guise...
epic troll thread, epic
How in the fuck does the user with the most prestige (me) get nominated for this shit?
I think because you're a pretentious douchebag.
I think because you're a pretentious douchebag.
I had to look this up: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/polls/should-wso-ban-gold-man-sacks-avat… This was before my time but something about a bunch of people on a finance website having a constructive debate over whether this guy's avatar of a gold ball sack is kosher or not made me lol...as did his new avatar
Btw- any1 know how you exchange links for those clickable words?
was that the guy with the glen gary glenross avatar of two gold balls?
still not mentioned on this thread...
FlyingUnderTheRadarAdd seedyunderbelly to this list, just look at all the shit he has taken on this thread.
I ain't no troll, I just talk that real shit, yo
What about that dude who writes 'regards' after every post? He pisses me off.
You forgot the guy who says "Preftigious" instead of Prestigious, I think his name is NewGuy. He should be on this list - comments about how schools like UPenn aren't Preftigious.
FARTMAN was prob my fave.
lol, you're all nerds imho....
I think i'm the most prestigious monkey
The obvious answer is blastoise.
No Tony 'Tareek' Perkis on the list? What is this? Amateur trolls list?
Mr. Perkis is an artist
hahahah, nice thread. As a person who reads posts and don't interact as much with trollers, I think Swagon kind of wins cause he seems to be in every thread and NEVER is out of character. And I don't think people understand half of what he's saying either. So thats a plus.
i love how after this thread someone legit went out of their way to make a profile purely to post on cock's thread asking if he's serious about his AI asshole cleaning technology, lmao
in on srt
swagon for how funny it is when he occasionally breaks character
It's like someone intelligent hacks his account.
Sexy Like Enrique just sucks.... best troll is clearly Swagon
My vote goes to swagon, don't know how anyone can find it in their heart to throw MS at him. His points kill me.
Swagon is the proud succesor of Tony ''Tareek'' Perkis. He's not there yet but close.
I'm dating myself but b2. You couldn't tell if he was the real deal or full of chit. I also found Dan Bush to be really annoying.
This has to be the biggest troll ever
. . . Last: Bateman Begins Still behind starting line: BreakingModelsBottles
Maybe I need a new name. How about, "Breaking Bunnies"? That was my other choice.
I can't believe I forgot to include HappyPantsMcgee in the troll list.
I prefer the subtle trolls. My list would be:
Good choices, @"DickFuld".
Prestige rankings - WSO Trolls (Originally Posted: 02/06/2010)
FTPiper PiperJaffrayChiang 1styearbanker monkeyinasuit
who else (based on monkey shit, prestige, hilarity of posts, how asinine they are)???
i'd argue it's the most soiled monkeys, right?
Soiled Monkeys User Monkey Shit fordhammaster 169 UofHGirl 159 1styearBanker 141 SirBankalot 100 FTPiper 97 PiperJaffrayChiang 67 monkeyinasuit 65 Lloyd Blankfein 56 StuyvesantHedgeFunder 51 Edmundo Braverman 39
Not always true. Edmundo posts a lot of stuff which some people disagree with so he gets shit on, deff not a troll. I think it really is the shit to post ratio which tells how much of a douche you are.
What kills me is that some of these trolls write ridiculous stuff and then turn around and ask about what to expect in their upcoming SA interviews. Personally, I'm generally okay with trolls, but it has just been the same jokes over and over and over again. They also tend to kill some of the legitimate threads which can be quite frustrating for myself and others trying to offer advice.
I provide good advice. People shat on me because of my name.
^then change your name retard
but people will always shit on you and your other usernames as you are totally transparent as you are probably fembota, chiang, braveheart and 1styearbanker all wrapped up in one big ball of shit
FTPiper PiperJaffrayChiang 1styearbanker monkeyinasuit
OP is on the money, but these are probably all the same person anyway
have to add fordmammaster and fembota to the list to truly capture the total stains on WSO
sad as it is
slammaster go back to your nontarget and cry
mr piper, go shit in your pipe and smoke it ... LOL!!!
Piper Jackoff is your new name ...
The ultimate troll was Bloomie... he shall be missed.
A great troll. I'm afraid he'll never post again. Maybe we can start a website - findblumie.com, or maybe buy a commercial in the super bowl?
why on earth am I even ranked?
Troll issue would disappear if we could just ignore certain people. Honestly, how boring is your life if all you do is come onto an internet forum and bash one thing or another. I have had numerous PM's and cannot believe how some of these trolls scare or confuse younger members looking for advice.
Agreed, trolls are something the community needs to monitor. There are two kinds of TROLLS.
Those trying to non-constructively trash other firms
Those trying to promote certain firms
Seems both sets of TROLLS are equaly horrible for WSO. They waste everyone's time and kill their own credibility. And, worst of all, it hurts younger members and any members that would normally just want good, fair and balanced advice.
I could not care ONE iota about these firms, but, are Piper Jaffray or BAML really "bad firms". The answer is NO!
Give me a break.
You are one of them, given your -3 status.
NO, I SLAM TROLLS LIKE YOU BOY
AND THE TROLLS TRY TO CRAP ON ME
GO LOOK AT ALL MY POSTS, THERE ARE NO TROPP POSTS
WE ALL KNOW WHO THE TROLLS ARE, AND EVERYONE KNOWS FEMBOTA (DUMB ASS) IS ONE OF THE LEADERS IN TROLLOCITY
I'VE LOOKED AT YOUR POSTS AND JUST CAUSE YOU HAVE 201 BANANNA POINTS OFF OF 199 TROLL POSTS JUST MEANS YOU ARE A TROLL
FEMBOTA THE TROLL MY LITTLE FRIEND WHO PROBABLY IS STILL IN COLLEGE WATCHING WALL STREET AND BOILER ROOM TRAILERS ON YOUTUBE
i guarantee u slammaster is fordahmmaster
wrong
FORDAHMMASTER IS A F'N PUNK AND LOSER
NICE GUARANTEE THOUGH LOSER
DO WE GET SOME KIND OF $$$ NOW THAT YOUR GUARANTEE IS WORTHLESS???
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