The standing desk lmfao. That’s one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine the LinkedIn post she made when she got her offer. She probably hasn’t been laid since Freshman year of ug being that painfully arrogant.
That's horrible. But for what it's worth, I find this kind of thing to be far less common - and more looked down upon - in IB than in other industries. There's a billion of these for tech, sales, etc.
what do you guys want her to do? Be all negative and sleep deprived in her videos? She already had bad hours in that vid and can’t post confidential info
I HATE....HATE girls that talk that way. The intonation, terrible vocal fry, upspeak.....hard to describe, but a lot of pretentious gen z/younger millenial women talk like this
you could look like jessica alba and if you spoke that way .....id pass 100%
I couldnt even watch it all the way through the vocal fry was that infuriating
The only shit thrown at this comment was probably by the woman herself.. no professional makes tik toks about their job. Show that to her MD and they’d probably shoot her an email.
Are you guys all idiots? No way she works at a real bank, she’s just some Instagram person. A person really working at a bank would never make a video like this, what if their boss / bank found out? They get insta fired or pushed out. You gullible fools.
Well then she is really taking advantage of the fact she’s brown and a women, cause this is just ridiculous behavior. Giving finance professionals, indians and women a bad name. Can you imagine dating her and that ego?
Dated a brown girl pursuing high finance/IB like this in college briefly. All their social media makes it look like they're all calm and collected. When in reality, they're emotional messes in private lol.
The Indian American community does not claim her. We reject any and all connections or affiliations with this individual and sincerely wish that those looking to work in the field of finance will avoid doing everything she has done to represent our community in a more professional manner. Plz fix and fuck off
They don't and they sure as shit aren't sitting down for strategy dinners at Morton's w/ the C-suite. The intonations make me want to jump off of my balcony and try to miss the pool, but the most cringe part of this video is her saying "I have to catch up on my other clients"
You don't have clients you dumb bitch. The clients are your MD's clients - they don't know your name.
I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done
Yeah I was quite confused as if I'm maybe at a bank that does things differently, but as an analyst all I get are the decks to rearrange and create. I'm not communicating with any client whatsoever
GS industrials NYC…let me tell you first hand this world is too small for one, and two) this is such a boldface lie of her normal day. She’s getting crushed like every other analyst but wanted to make an aesthetic video…move along lol
I wake up at 8:50am for my 9am call. I hurry to the bathroom because I have the runs from the stress. I call in from the can and switch to my computer 10 minutes into the call. Hope someone else has notes.
9:00-10:30am we discuss the recent model I made, as my VP walks through the architecture and takes the credit. An assumption comes up that the company throws a fit over even though it’s just changing a toggle-able assumption. My MD says, “Sorry, that’s our analysts fault, don’t know what the fuck he was thinking. Hey Mike fix that after our call will you?” No ones on the call named mike, and it’s fixed live, but we all know he means me.
10:31am: I go over to my roommates room and tell him I’m going to quit. He says, I’ll believe that when you actually get laid and come out of your room more than 5 minutes at a time. I tell him I used to be a poon king, he tells me he’s pretty sure I’m a virgin at this point. I get pinged and go back to my desk.
10:33am: VP on another transaction tells me he’s going on vacation so he needs a deliverable pushed forward. I tell him it’s going to be tough to complete with where my other transaction is. He says, “get it to me by tomorrow am.”
10:33-11:00: I write emails confirming receipt and handling bs admin shit like booking a conference room or coordinating filling out a form for compliance. I ask an admin to help and they don’t respond until 3 hours after I do it.
11:00-12:00pm I move logos around to prepare a deck for an internal meeting to be held at 6pm. My VP turns it, and tells me I need better attention to detail after he finds that some public financial information was pulled yesterday eve instead of this am and the number and footnote weren’t updated. In my head I debate explaining that it’s right, it’s just as of yesterday, which is noted in the deck. We probably don’t need day-of public financials for an internal call considering it was just background information anyway. I make the change to avoid him blowing up my sleep somehow later in the day because he is bitter.
12:00pm-2pm I finish building a model I have been working on and order food. I eat at my desk and debate doing dishes because my fork falls and spreads day old rice all over my carpet. I sent the model to my VP.
2pm-3pm VP calls me and complains the model doesn’t make sense. We discuss it as I explain how the model works. He eventually agrees it makes sense and we change nothing.
3pm-3:05pm a post MBA associate pings me, telling me she needs me to immediately complete a task that I know isn’t time sensitive. I tell her I’m tied up, and she complains that this is PRIORITY. I tell her she’s free to email my teams and ask them if she can borrow me to help her. She says, “These are going to be the things that separate the top performers come end of year” she has been here 2 months.
4:00-6pm: A 2 hour diligence call, where I take notes because the MD demands they are circulated after each call. No one reads them.
6pm the MD that scheduled that internal call says we are pushing the meeting by 20.
6:25pm the MD says we are pushing the meeting by 15.
6:45pm the MD says let’s just connect internally tomorrow at 7am before his run.
7pm-8pm The MD from the call this am says he thinks we need to rebuild the model because after thinking about it he doesn’t like the way it is currently done because it’s too confusing even if it is more accurate and the way the company thinks about the business. I know I will be up till 3am.
8pm-8:15pm: I go outside and call my mom she asks how work is and I tell her “it’s going great, kinda like summer camp” she tells me I should get a girlfriend.
8:15pm-8:45 I realize I’ve been pinged 5 times while gone. I respond to each request/ message.
8:45-3am I work on the model
3am: I consider wanking, but realize I actually value sleep more than sex. I think about how that’s probably a great way to know if you work in a sweatshop or not.
3:15am I fall asleep
3:30am I get pinged by a VP asking for a status update on the internal meeting deck because he thinks we need to update for daily market changes/ EoD price for an internal deck despite the fact that they will immediately be wrong at market open and the deck won’t even be looked at for the internal meeting. I tell him I will do it first thing tomorrow. He tells me he’d appreciate if I was more proactive. I tell him, I appreciate his feedback.
3:45 I set my alarm for 6:30 am because the MD wanted to get a call in before his run.
Seriously, that’s what I was thinking. People on here literally saying they despise women because of some random tiktok some girl made… How pathetic this forum is sometimes.
One bloody Tik Tok exposed the rampant sexism and racism on this forum huh... Yeah maybe it's cringe, entirely false and her team will be pissed but someone literally called her a "dumb bitch". Also most of her content seems to be satirical. Some of you need to chill tf out, maybe go get a drink or get laid
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The standing desk lmfao. That’s one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine the LinkedIn post she made when she got her offer. She probably hasn’t been laid since Freshman year of ug being that painfully arrogant.
Lol a hedge fund quant talking about getting laid
Have a girlfriend, did you turn 19 this past year? 2002
Yeah that was fucking miserable lol
That's horrible. But for what it's worth, I find this kind of thing to be far less common - and more looked down upon - in IB than in other industries. There's a billion of these for tech, sales, etc.
what do you guys want her to do? Be all negative and sleep deprived in her videos? She already had bad hours in that vid and can’t post confidential info
Completely new account whose only two posts are defending this girl.
I wonder who this could be?
No clue thought i saw BofA somewhere. Why were you wondering
GS
What the actual fuck is WRONG with her
Agreed although you do gotta be careful about sharing anything proprietary/confidential
I HATE....HATE girls that talk that way. The intonation, terrible vocal fry, upspeak.....hard to describe, but a lot of pretentious gen z/younger millenial women talk like this
you could look like jessica alba and if you spoke that way .....id pass 100%
I couldnt even watch it all the way through the vocal fry was that infuriating
If anything it’s a great way to distinguish the dumb bougie girls from one another
I was about to say that too. Looks like she is full of shit…
I was going to come here an say this. INSTANTLY makes my skin crawl. Who tf would want to work with someone like this
The only shit thrown at this comment was probably by the woman herself.. no professional makes tik toks about their job. Show that to her MD and they’d probably shoot her an email.
Just watch this sort of stuff and laugh dude.
Reminds of the whole Forex, Amazon FBA, dropshipping, day trading… bs you see on social media.
Won’t be surprised if we see Tai Lopez selling courses on how to an investment banker soon.
Well to be fair we already have Sam Shiah...
LOL you wish this was investment banking.
Are you guys all idiots? No way she works at a real bank, she’s just some Instagram person. A person really working at a bank would never make a video like this, what if their boss / bank found out? They get insta fired or pushed out. You gullible fools.
She’s at GS
No shot she's at GS. Have you seen her other videos?
Well then she is really taking advantage of the fact she’s brown and a women, cause this is just ridiculous behavior. Giving finance professionals, indians and women a bad name. Can you imagine dating her and that ego?
What’s her name?
I hate women so much it's unbelievable
much love from kazakhstan
Sälemetsiz be!
Based and Kazakhstan-pilled.
I hate women so much it's unreal
Neckbeard energy. Go to therapy.
Based and bottombuckethardo-pilled
redpilled
Dated a brown girl pursuing high finance/IB like this in college briefly. All their social media makes it look like they're all calm and collected. When in reality, they're emotional messes in private lol.
this is literally every woman that went to a good college ever lol. nothing to do with race
The Indian American community does not claim her. We reject any and all connections or affiliations with this individual and sincerely wish that those looking to work in the field of finance will avoid doing everything she has done to represent our community in a more professional manner. Plz fix and fuck off
ok Pajeet
Man why are all of your comments like this? Cmon buddy, have some class
Her intonations are going to give me nightmares
its mostly the ethnic/first gen immigrants who make these videos on social media, the dummy thick wasp girls im used to arent this tacky
Complete opposite if anything... it's the white girls and whitewashed minority girls that behave like this.
its the white girls without the right pedigree
My fucking question is do juniors really travel that much?
No, that is absurd.
They don't and they sure as shit aren't sitting down for strategy dinners at Morton's w/ the C-suite. The intonations make me want to jump off of my balcony and try to miss the pool, but the most cringe part of this video is her saying "I have to catch up on my other clients"
You don't have clients you dumb bitch. The clients are your MD's clients - they don't know your name.
Yeah I was quite confused as if I'm maybe at a bank that does things differently, but as an analyst all I get are the decks to rearrange and create. I'm not communicating with any client whatsoever
Juniors do travel though it just depends on the senior ppl - obviously not every day but her video seems legit
Industrials
just one screen? Fake IB analyst spotted.
GS industrials NYC…let me tell you first hand this world is too small for one, and two) this is such a boldface lie of her normal day. She’s getting crushed like every other analyst but wanted to make an aesthetic video…move along lol
She’s hot though.
Who the f*ck gets up at 8 lmao?
I wake up at 8:50am for my 9am call. I hurry to the bathroom because I have the runs from the stress. I call in from the can and switch to my computer 10 minutes into the call. Hope someone else has notes.
9:00-10:30am we discuss the recent model I made, as my VP walks through the architecture and takes the credit. An assumption comes up that the company throws a fit over even though it’s just changing a toggle-able assumption. My MD says, “Sorry, that’s our analysts fault, don’t know what the fuck he was thinking. Hey Mike fix that after our call will you?” No ones on the call named mike, and it’s fixed live, but we all know he means me.
10:31am: I go over to my roommates room and tell him I’m going to quit. He says, I’ll believe that when you actually get laid and come out of your room more than 5 minutes at a time. I tell him I used to be a poon king, he tells me he’s pretty sure I’m a virgin at this point. I get pinged and go back to my desk.
10:33am: VP on another transaction tells me he’s going on vacation so he needs a deliverable pushed forward. I tell him it’s going to be tough to complete with where my other transaction is. He says, “get it to me by tomorrow am.”
10:33-11:00: I write emails confirming receipt and handling bs admin shit like booking a conference room or coordinating filling out a form for compliance. I ask an admin to help and they don’t respond until 3 hours after I do it.
11:00-12:00pm I move logos around to prepare a deck for an internal meeting to be held at 6pm. My VP turns it, and tells me I need better attention to detail after he finds that some public financial information was pulled yesterday eve instead of this am and the number and footnote weren’t updated. In my head I debate explaining that it’s right, it’s just as of yesterday, which is noted in the deck. We probably don’t need day-of public financials for an internal call considering it was just background information anyway. I make the change to avoid him blowing up my sleep somehow later in the day because he is bitter.
12:00pm-2pm I finish building a model I have been working on and order food. I eat at my desk and debate doing dishes because my fork falls and spreads day old rice all over my carpet. I sent the model to my VP.
2pm-3pm VP calls me and complains the model doesn’t make sense. We discuss it as I explain how the model works. He eventually agrees it makes sense and we change nothing.
3pm-3:05pm a post MBA associate pings me, telling me she needs me to immediately complete a task that I know isn’t time sensitive. I tell her I’m tied up, and she complains that this is PRIORITY. I tell her she’s free to email my teams and ask them if she can borrow me to help her. She says, “These are going to be the things that separate the top performers come end of year” she has been here 2 months.
4:00-6pm: A 2 hour diligence call, where I take notes because the MD demands they are circulated after each call. No one reads them.
6pm the MD that scheduled that internal call says we are pushing the meeting by 20.
6:25pm the MD says we are pushing the meeting by 15.
6:45pm the MD says let’s just connect internally tomorrow at 7am before his run.
7pm-8pm The MD from the call this am says he thinks we need to rebuild the model because after thinking about it he doesn’t like the way it is currently done because it’s too confusing even if it is more accurate and the way the company thinks about the business. I know I will be up till 3am.
8pm-8:15pm: I go outside and call my mom she asks how work is and I tell her “it’s going great, kinda like summer camp” she tells me I should get a girlfriend.
8:15pm-8:45 I realize I’ve been pinged 5 times while gone. I respond to each request/ message.
8:45-3am I work on the model
3am: I consider wanking, but realize I actually value sleep more than sex. I think about how that’s probably a great way to know if you work in a sweatshop or not.
3:15am I fall asleep
3:30am I get pinged by a VP asking for a status update on the internal meeting deck because he thinks we need to update for daily market changes/ EoD price for an internal deck despite the fact that they will immediately be wrong at market open and the deck won’t even be looked at for the internal meeting. I tell him I will do it first thing tomorrow. He tells me he’d appreciate if I was more proactive. I tell him, I appreciate his feedback.
3:45 I set my alarm for 6:30 am because the MD wanted to get a call in before his run.
This was fucking hilarious and unfortunately spot on
Incoming IB intern, is this normal analyst behavior or bottom bucket shit?
Lmao there's no way you guys are so pissed about a video 😭😭
Seriously, that’s what I was thinking. People on here literally saying they despise women because of some random tiktok some girl made… How pathetic this forum is sometimes.
One bloody Tik Tok exposed the rampant sexism and racism on this forum huh... Yeah maybe it's cringe, entirely false and her team will be pissed but someone literally called her a "dumb bitch". Also most of her content seems to be satirical. Some of you need to chill tf out, maybe go get a drink or get laid
so what?
LMFAOOO I just saw that yesterday. I was like "Wait ive never heard of analysts taking business trips of having breakfast with associates"
Yea I remember getting dinner with the client.
*snacks on $25 seamless dinner in a zoom call*
Analyst’s travel?
Some do, depending on the bank and team. I met an MD who says he tries to take his guys to client meetings whenever he can.
Bump
Lol but y tho?
Cause I don't click on links on my work computer so, bumped it so it would personally be at the top of the list on my phone.
Lol @ the IB Karens in these comments. Why do you care so much?
Yikes
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