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  • Quant in HF - Other
Oct 19, 2021 - 12:28am

The standing desk lmfao. That's one of the worst videos I've ever seen. I can't imagine the LinkedIn post she made when she got her offer. She probably hasn't been laid since Freshman year of ug being that painfully arrogant.

  • Analyst 1 in PE - LBOs
Oct 19, 2021 - 1:08am

That's horrible. But for what it's worth, I find this kind of thing to be far less common - and more looked down upon - in IB than in other industries. There's a billion of these for tech, sales, etc.

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Oct 20, 2021 - 12:26am

what do you guys want her to do? Be all negative and sleep deprived in her videos? She already had bad hours in that vid and can't post confidential info 

  • Intern in PE - Other
Oct 19, 2021 - 1:27pm

Agreed although you do gotta be careful about sharing anything proprietary/confidential 

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Oct 19, 2021 - 2:34am

I HATE....HATE girls that talk that way.  The intonation, terrible vocal fry, upspeak.....hard to describe, but a lot of pretentious gen z/younger millenial women talk like this

you could look like jessica alba and if you spoke that way .....id pass 100%

I couldnt even watch it all the way through the vocal fry was that infuriating

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  • Quant in HF - Other
Oct 20, 2021 - 1:07am

The only shit thrown at this comment was probably by the woman herself.. no professional makes tik toks about their job. Show that to her MD and they'd probably shoot her an email.

Oct 19, 2021 - 1:17pm

Are you guys all idiots? No way she works at a real bank, she's just some Instagram person. A person really working at a bank would never make a video like this, what if their boss / bank found out? They get insta fired or pushed out. You gullible fools.

Oct 19, 2021 - 2:30pm

Well then she is really taking advantage of the fact she's brown and a women, cause this is just ridiculous behavior. Giving finance professionals, indians and women a bad name. Can you imagine dating her and that ego?

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Oct 19, 2021 - 2:18pm

Based and Kazakhstan-pilled.

I hate women so much it's unreal

  • Intern in IB - Restr
Oct 19, 2021 - 10:42pm

this is literally every woman that went to a good college ever lol. nothing to do with race

  • Prospect in IB-M&A
Oct 19, 2021 - 3:09pm

The Indian American community does not claim her. We reject any and all connections or affiliations with this individual and sincerely wish that those looking to work in the field of finance will avoid doing everything she has done to represent our community in a more professional manner. Plz fix and fuck off

Oct 19, 2021 - 9:23pm

They don't and they sure as shit aren't sitting down for strategy dinners at Morton's w/ the C-suite.  The intonations make me want to jump off of my balcony and try to miss the pool, but the most cringe part of this video is her saying "I have to catch up on my other clients"

You don't have clients you dumb bitch.  The clients are your MD's clients - they don't know your name. 

I come from down in the valley, where mister when you're young, they bring you up to do like your daddy done

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Oct 19, 2021 - 9:59pm

Yeah I was quite confused as if I'm maybe at a bank that does things differently, but as an analyst all I get are the decks to rearrange and create. I'm not communicating with any client whatsoever

  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Oct 19, 2021 - 3:55pm

GS industrials NYC…let me tell you first hand this world is too small for one, and two) this is such a boldface lie of her normal day. She's getting crushed like every other analyst but wanted to make an aesthetic video…move along lol

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Oct 19, 2021 - 8:16pm

I wake up at 8:50am for my 9am call. I hurry to the bathroom because I have the runs from the stress. I call in from the can and switch to my computer 10 minutes into the call. Hope someone else has notes.

9:00-10:30am we discuss the recent model I made, as my VP walks through the architecture and takes the credit. An assumption comes up that the company throws a fit over even though it's just changing a toggle-able assumption. My MD says, "Sorry, that's our analysts fault, don't know what the fuck he was thinking. Hey Mike fix that after our call will you?" No ones on the call named mike, and it's fixed live, but we all know he means me.

10:31am: I go over to my roommates room and tell him I'm going to quit. He says, I'll believe that when you actually get laid and come out of your room more than 5 minutes at a time. I tell him I used to be a poon king, he tells me he's pretty sure I'm a virgin at this point. I get pinged and go back to my desk.

10:33am: VP on another transaction tells me he's going on vacation so he needs a deliverable pushed forward. I tell him it's going to be tough to complete with where my other transaction is. He says, "get it to me by tomorrow am."

10:33-11:00: I write emails confirming receipt and handling bs admin shit like booking a conference room or coordinating filling out a form for compliance. I ask an admin to help and they don't respond until 3 hours after I do it.

11:00-12:00pm I move logos around to prepare a deck for an internal meeting to be held at 6pm. My VP turns it, and tells me I need better attention to detail after he finds that some public financial information was pulled yesterday eve instead of this am and the number and footnote weren't updated. In my head I debate explaining that it's right, it's just as of yesterday, which is noted in the deck. We probably don't need day-of public financials for an internal call considering it was just background information anyway. I make the change to avoid him blowing up my sleep somehow later in the day because he is bitter.

12:00pm-2pm I finish building a model I have been working on and order food. I eat at my desk and debate doing dishes because my fork falls and spreads day old rice all over my carpet. I sent the model to my VP.

2pm-3pm VP calls me and complains the model doesn't make sense. We discuss it as I explain how the model works. He eventually agrees it makes sense and we change nothing.

3pm-3:05pm a post MBA associate pings me, telling me she needs me to immediately complete a task that I know isn't time sensitive. I tell her I'm tied up, and she complains that this is PRIORITY. I tell her she's free to email my teams and ask them if she can borrow me to help her. She says, "These are going to be the things that separate the top performers come end of year" she has been here 2 months.

4:00-6pm: A 2 hour diligence call, where I take notes because the MD demands they are circulated after each call. No one reads them.

6pm the MD that scheduled that internal call says we are pushing the meeting by 20.

6:25pm the MD says we are pushing the meeting by 15.

6:45pm the MD says let's just connect internally tomorrow at 7am before his run.

7pm-8pm The MD from the call this am says he thinks we need to rebuild the model because after thinking about it he doesn't like the way it is currently done because it's too confusing even if it is more accurate and the way the company thinks about the business. I know I will be up till 3am.

8pm-8:15pm: I go outside and call my mom she asks how work is and I tell her "it's going great, kinda like summer camp" she tells me I should get a girlfriend.

8:15pm-8:45 I realize I've been pinged 5 times while gone. I respond to each request/ message.

8:45-3am I work on the model

3am: I consider wanking, but realize I actually value sleep more than sex. I think about how that's probably a great way to know if you work in a sweatshop or not. 
3:15am I fall asleep

3:30am I get pinged by a VP asking for a status update on the internal meeting deck because he thinks we need to update for daily market changes/ EoD price for an internal deck despite the fact that they will immediately be wrong at market open and the deck won't even be looked at for the internal meeting. I tell him I will do it first thing tomorrow. He tells me he'd appreciate if I was more proactive. I tell him, I appreciate his feedback.

3:45 I set my alarm for 6:30 am because the MD wanted to get a call in before his run.   

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Oct 19, 2021 - 9:57pm

One bloody Tik Tok exposed the rampant sexism and racism on this forum huh... Yeah maybe it's cringe, entirely false and her team will be pissed but someone literally called her a "dumb bitch". Also most of her content seems to be satirical. Some of you need to chill tf out, maybe go get a drink or get laid

  • Prospect in RE - Comm
Oct 19, 2021 - 9:57pm

LMFAOOO I just saw that yesterday. I was like "Wait ive never heard of analysts taking business trips of having breakfast with associates"

  • Intern in IB - Cov
Oct 20, 2021 - 9:45am

Some do, depending on the bank and team. I met an MD who says he tries to take his guys to client meetings whenever he can. 

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