Waking up in the morning (recommendations)
Pretty straightforward. Work until 12 - 2am, need to wake up at 6am. Consistently sleeping through my alarms and waking up late in a panic. Was thinking about getting a timed shock collar to electrocute myself up at 6am. Anyone have experience with this or have a better idea?
Yes, my phone is on max volume, in a speaker, and vibrates, and is on the other side of the room. I'm just super exhausted. But I can't keep waking up 30 minutes late to a call from my associate eating buttered popcorn for breakfast asking me why tf I haven't replied to some email.
Was thinking about paying a homeless person to live on my sofa and splash me with ice water at 5:55am, will provide them with shower, food, and like $10 a day. Plus shelter. Then they wouldn't be homeless anymore.