Fellow Primates,
Now that we have the new logo selected I figured we could have an entertaining T-Shirt Slogan Contest.
Go ahead, throw out your best 1 (or 2) liners!
Let out all the weird, bitter, sarcastic, or just plain horrible things you've been wanting to scream to the world. Feel free to submit images and/or design ideas as well.
The contest ends on Sunday, Dec. 14 and the top 3 slogans will be made into beautiful new WSO T-Shirt (sold at cost in honor of the bear market!!). The winners will get theirs free, of course.
Good luck,
The contest ends on Sun Dec. 14. Get Creative Wall Street Nation!
wow - things must be getting bad. i can't even give away a free t-shirt? maybe i'll just use this thread to brainstorm and if anyone wants to join you are more than welcome to...
my first entry:
"I don't need a bailout."
"Wallstreetoasis.com: Because your career center thinks a super day is when someone brings doughnuts."
IBD: I'M BALLIN', DAWG!
Haha, terrible. I'll try and think of something wittier.
I like the topic title posted by someone else.
How about a tshirt with a WSO red-assed baboon with his back turned looking over his shoulder with the slogan "Baby got WACC"
"WallStreetOasis. We do it with models."
Hmm, maybe we could also do some based off of the "got milk?" Campaign:
"Got Leverage?" -dorky but kind of funny
Some other potentials:
"Living the dream" "Alt-tab Certified" "Cube Rockstar" "No mouse needed" "Alt-E-S is for Special People"
...will keep brainstorming. Any and all stupid ideas are welcome. It's really easy to create these shirts so we can have 30 if we want.
Really corny but w/e
•Girl What’s Your style (Morningstar style Box logo) •My Rising CPI, is opening up the spread between your TIPS and 10 year •Why my Girlfriend is like my Support and Resistance line •This Head and Shoulder’s graph is looking back at me •Using Google on a Bloomberg (picture of google screen on a BB terminal) •This is my Economic Moat (picture of a castle or something) •Look on the Bright side, there is recess in recession •If you show me your Yen, I’ll Show you my dollar (kind of old) •Diversification, invest in illegal immigrants (picture of immigrans jumping the fence) •Wait, they have a Eurobond in Japan? •18 years of education and all I get is a Pork Belly (Comex trading) •Dogs of the Dow is my New Pet •Derivatives, I thought I was a Finance Major •I’m Fed Up! (Yes I know i am going to jump off a building for suggesting that one) •These Mix signals remind me of my Girlfriend (Tech anaylsis) •I Put the Broke in Broker •Why does the Economy keep sending me mixed signals? •The Ethics GAAP •Interest Rates for the Seoul (Yes korea isn't very important but I thought that was clever) •The Ethics GAAP
These are just some ideas
Is one funny dude.
WSO
"My bank is more prestigious than yours" "You went to public school?" "3.85 from a target...Do I have a shot?"
Love that third one.
elan and aachimp's are my picks so far.
(Non-targets REPRESENT)
"I'll sleep when I'm dead." "I do models like it's my job" "Consulting is for wimps" "I have the job you wish you had (before the credit crisis)" "Two things are going down: shareholder value and your girlfriend"
The two things quote is the best I have seen on this board.
WSO.com - "Too stupid to be a doctor. And also, I don't care about other people that much."
definitely some decent ones here....any others?
Ball-Street Ho-Asis....
But I still get a laugh from "3.85 from a target...Do I have a shot?"
Wallstreeoasis: Where Wallstreet guys go for water when they are in a desert.
or psuedo-intellectually,
Wallstreetoasis.com: A drink of hope, in a desert of misery.
DIFGTBAB....
"If I had wanted to sleep, I'd have been a surgeon"
"No, we don't have any 'hot' stock tips for you"
And another one of my own:
"2 elite 4 the street"
Golden.
"Coming soon: LSAT/MCATOasis.com"
Game Theory's is great...
NEVER lose your BlackBerry www.conveniencesoftware.com
BROKEBACK BANKER?
I'm liking Game Theory's as well.
750 on the GMAT should I retake?
I'm distressed. LBO me now.
"We just wanted to fit in..."
WSO-ers fka masters of the universe Taking the world over one term sheet at a time...
Wso, where leverage meets models and bottles...
WSO - Because I no longer work 100 hours a week
WSO - Helping wannabes bankers since 2006
WSO: was it all a mirage?
Top of the shirt reads: How Bernie ''Made-Off'' Bottom reads: The SEC and $70,000,000
Only 100 members away!!!
Invite People Here: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/invite $9 WSO Guides: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/page/wall-street-interview-guide-page
For round 2:
With a raunchy secretary picture...
"Quantitative Pleasing"
WSO: where bulls are favored and bears are hated
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK.
CAP'M CRUNCH http://capmcrunch.wordpress.com/
"We bank hard" "They see me banking....They hating" "I make more money in a day then you do in a year" "I like money" "Bankers Unite" "We bank. Don't hate"
"Gekko ain't got shit on me!"
For IBD: "I let my excel do the talking"
For traders: "I let my charts do the talking"
$ million, except per share amounts
"will I get comped for buying these reports?"
put some shorts with it
random hackneyed words of wisdom
Wallstreet: Where bonuses are lagging economic indicators in downturns and leading indicators in upturns
This one relates to the NBA's advertising slogans:
"WSO: Where LondonE1 happens"
Don't make CAP-M your ass.
I'd like to TARP that ass.
With a monkey doing the upside down slide down a stripper pole... or maybe something like this with a monkey silhouette... http://www.exoticdancecentral.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/yellowstripperpic…
WSO I/O Strip Club No principal(s), no problem
I am amazed how many people used LSO quotes...nice job guys!
Why don't we pick some of those great one liners from the old forum topics.
"I want to fit in"
>Patrick B. would trully appreciate this one...even though I highly doubt that Bateman would wear a "tee shirt"...maybe a Lacroix.
Is it possible to get "Free Fab" t-shirts?
An "I'm Short Your House" t-shirt a la Lippman would be nice as well...
"Ladies: I am too big to fail"
Hurricane, I dig that. I'm gonna go with:
"Bulge Bracket or Bust"
OR
"IBD or Bust"
Wall Street Oasis "Water? THIS IS WALL $TREET Oasis"
"Wall Street Oasis the Ne Plus Ultra of success"
"Wall Street , destroying wealth on middle class pension at a time."
"Wall Street, ne plus ultra of jealousy since the 17th centrury. "
"Wall Street Oasis, I went to a non target."
"WallStreetOasis.com: Everyone can be an investment banker on the internet"
"WallStreetOasis.com: If only I went to a target in real life too..."
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