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+13 The new chairman gets it. This is actually the best thing that could’ve happened to IBCM. Incoming Analyst in IB - Cov
+13 This is a great opportunity to start having a GF in every city. Teller in Branch - Personal Loans
+13 Equity Research Barney_Stinson
+13 The demand for smart people is greater than the supply of smart people with social skills. Kassad
+13 Misleading. This shows graphics of amounts rather than percentiles so obviously the top 1% is going to save a lot more in taxes because they make 25x what the 50th percentile does. Associate 1 in RE - Comm
+13 I Am Not Sure There Are A Lot Of Good Options famejranc
+13 Ladies love hearing how RBC is marginally better than UBS, no? Prospect in IB-M&A
+13 Lol fuck civility. Associate 1 in IB - Gen
+13 Stay in school.  Telemachus
+13 Nes Intern in IB-M&A
+13 Moelis in the house! Summer Associate in IB-M&A
+13 “Can you walk me through a DCF” “Honestly no but let me tell you I’ll always use the RGB 0/0/255 blue for inputs” “Fuck, get this guy an offer NOW” WJ55
+13 This dude talkin to the bot Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Apollo Associate 2 in PE - LBOs
+13 She tweets like our current POTUS and I don't mean that in a positive light. GreenspanAndHam
+13 paulallensbusinesscard A trend that I've been noticing as of late is the fact that kids from Stanford, MIT and other STEM centric schools that I've worked with or have hear T30Graduate
+13 I'll add a slightly different perspective from someone based in London as the market seems to me to be quite different from the US, and it's people's experience of the US that seems to be what informs most of the Monkey_47
+13 And voting Republican just moves them to places you don't see them, making you believe the problem is gone.  Don't fool yourself.  Intern in AM - Equities
+13 10% is crazy. Even the "4%" rule is shockingly aggressive for someone who is young. We're going to have a lot of bankrupt retirees at this rate. BreakingOutOfPWM
+13 Anonymous Monkey
+13 Dear fearless leader Mr. Weinberg. Please don't make me consider moving to Chicago. Works at Evercore
+13 Honestly not dying or being arrested, especially in the college years. kazmanggg
+13 I play running famejranc
+13 ^This. I know an individual that spent his college years vying for a job in IB and got one, at the expense of a social life/quality time with friends. Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
+13 Can we ban this guy please Analyst 2 in AM - FI
+13 Not everything is meant to be framed in the context of an investment chief.  iggs99988
+13 not that bad? housing up to levels never seen, many americans now cant buy homes rent in nyc is higher than pre covid levels cars are out of control groceries are out of control baddealflow12
+13 Yeah, I do not get it. For anyone that says "it's to make others feel more comfortable", that's bullshit. You shouldn't feel uncomfortable that I identify with normal pronouns like 98% of the population.  Intern in IB-M&A
+13 Agree w. fudbox - YoungDumbFullOfRum
+13 It's ridiculous to put 100% of the blame on the guy for not getting the return offer. Monkiii
+13 The general rule of thumb for rent is 25-30% of pre-tax income on rent, but that's somewhat outdated. mrharveyspecter
+13 Tell her it’s hot when she works out.  Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 After a super day, got my offer in the airport and upgraded to first class for free drinks. Proceeded to blackout on a 2-hour flight home and lost my wallet on the plane. Fun times NA in IB-M&A
+13 My wife and I did it a little before we got married.  Business School in IB - Cov
+13 "EnergyIBK2010" GS has been on a tear for the last few years - probably the strongest BHBank1938
+13 Currently at Evercore Industrials, so can provide you with some insight on that. Pros: Analyst 2 in IB - Cov
+13 While I agree that it doesn't hurt anyone, my immediate thought is that you're some woke SJW. And that's an auto-ding for me, simply because it ruins office culture. FailedInFinance
+13 Thank god I don't know you in real life Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Woah! PE hardo in the hizzhouz!  This is why, secretly, I hate my PE clients. They genuinely believe they walk on water. VP in IB - Gen
+13 lot of analyst/mba student guessing on here. The model in most EBs is not to really bucket at all, instead there is a very high bonus with a low standard deviation: everyone gets within 10-20k of each other. Associate 1 in IB-M&A
+13 Alrighty. Klavin
+13 In the grand scheme of things, I can't imagine women are being so discriminated against that a women's bank specializing in the "female economy" had to be established. Seems very gimmicky to me. VP in IB - Gen
+13 That kids name? Sam Zell patsfan947
+13 "A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush" homelyguru
+13 Blow her dad Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 You should relax, do none of this, and enjoy time with your friends from home before you start FRESHMAN year of college Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
+13 This aged like milk lol Bering Strait
+13 Take a vacation with her. Your relationship will either get increasingly better or remarkably worse. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 Chamath is a fool, a phony. He claims his net worth is $15 billion. Gimme me a fucking break. VP in IB - Gen
+13 Sure, but the question wasn't if IB was worth it -- it was why so many people want an IB job. Analyst 2 in IB - Gen
+13 Banks want smart people. Many smart people get good grades. Therefore, banks pick people with good grades. ltvthreexcac
+13 Ok so how come states like Florida which didn't give a phuck performed better than other states that turned into mini version of communist China. calvincoolridge
+13 -"On The Road" by Jack Kerouac - He's a stupid alcoholic piece of shit who thinks it's cool to hitchhike around the country taking advantage of migrant workers and stealing shit. GoldenCinderblock
+13 Going to assume I was being cheated on. Sucks to know as that is kind of humiliating and would never personally do something like that. But life is life and there’s a million more baddies Prospect in CorpDev
+13 Your problem is you're trying to use your finance education and theory to impart some logic on things. That logic would tell you to short things and buy bonds and shit. That is all fucking wrong and you know it. Research Analyst in HF - Other
+13 I love cooking. During quarantine I tried to expand my recipe base and tried a lot of new things. I still have a lot to learn, but I now usually prefer cooking to getting takeout. Analyst 2 in ER
+13 >Dont know how to quit. There's a deal I'm working on that will derail completely if I quit - they'll beg me to stay on until its done. At that point I might as well just stay on to get the bonus capex fairy
+13 I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you don't end up taking her down. Brad wouldn't make a thread on WSO asking if it's a good idea to bang his hot MO colleague. sl55amg
+13 "want2bCRE" It's in the past now, but apparently more than a month. CRE
+13 These categories are trash Anonymous Monkey
+13 I have posted this several times before, but go to a high-end department store (Barneys, Saks, Neiman Marcus, etc.) and try on a few suits. Remember your size. Sil
+13 You should definitely be ready for techincals, especially if the job you're interviewing for is industry-specific. DidntReadAnything
+13 The NY politicos don't want to lose that small town feel. whatstheplan
+13 @MBAApply - Every joke/parody/sarcasm has some truth to it. As self-righteous, oblivious and borderline ignorant that writer makes Bankers look , there is alot of truth to what he says. moneyneversleeps2
+13 I think you guys should really be careful before you select Investment Banking as your career on any of these dating sites. It was nearly four months ago that I first created my profile on match.com. rooster
+13 What are the recommendations for getting into Power trading companies? monty09
+13 Alex, I dig what you're trying to say here, but a few points just to help elaborate on the discussion a bit (I'll take it piece by piece because these posts are getting long): rebelcross
+13 smalleights+1, truer words were never spoken. All the best things in like are never easy to acquire, nor would I want them to be. rufiolove
+13 TheKing I just think that a lot of people don't quite know what they're getting themselves into. Agreed. labanker
+13 proxyaccountMy apologies for the length of this… it’s simply a fluid thought that may or may not make any damn sense… TLDR: Abou WallStreetOasis.com
+13 I hate to get all deep on you, but I highly recommend doing some introspection. It may help you answer some of your own questions. mango001
+13 I agree with the speed - you should be very efficient in terms of crunching out slides. Here are some ppt functions I found useful for getting things done faster. Acheron
+13 AnalystMonkey2769Buddy get offers then worry about it...no point in listing this and going into detail and no, whoever is talking up The Kid
+13 I think everyone here is being sarcastic. They are probably all exaggerating a bit. doriolisdog
+13 IzzyWest Coast, your comments have been really helpful to me, thanks again. West Coast rainmaker
+13 August: - Muay Thai - today - my girlfriend’s first day of training. - Training for Sept triathlon. September: - More training for triathlon. Isaiah_53_5 💎🙌💎🙌💎
+13 Of course, how could I forget Batman81
+13 RustyFork SirTradesaLot: RustyFork: SirTradesaLot: You just need to accept that life is meaningless and SirTradesaLot
+13 Well, my official thought is that it's best for you to become informed to all points of view concerning EMH and form your own conclusion. But, since you asked, I'll give you my $ .02. Simple As...
+13 BepBep12 duffmt6: Marcus_Halberstram: As hilarious as I find these e-mails; I think there are some serious issues LBJ's hair
+13 IBBD I'm a first year analyst in corporate banking. prospie
+13 @Tufts - not at all. Look at a basketball court in Short Hills and one in the West Village. The suburb court has a few people show up for pickup games. UFOinsider
+13 @"SSits" don't underestimate the LP pressure. Dingdong08
+13 GoldenCinderblock torchic: GoldenCinderblock: torchic: torchic
+13 I'd just ignore anyone who's ever helped you in the past. You're right, your parents are losers because they're not finance ballers. Fuck them. Dingdong08
+13 REPE firms take money from institutional/private investors (pension funds, wealthy individuals, sovereign wealth funds, endowment funds) and invest in real estate on their behalf. jabathehut
+13 Spending the first two years post-college investing in your career is the absolute best thing you can do for yourself long term. The first couple of years can often dictate the path you're on for your entire career. CompBanker
+13 anybankeratall B-Po: Corporate Credit Risk for Whiskey5
+13 This was actually quite upsetting to read. As someone trying to break in, it's frustrating to hear that those that made it in are behaving like that. looping56
+13 General tip - make sure you don't have all your life benchmarks in one basket. SSits
+13 CFA is the College Finance Accelerated exam, it's used by some (not all) noteworthy high schools to gauge appli AreWeHavingFunYet
+13 I don't think you can really weigh the CFA AGAINST additional modeling skills from M&I/WSO/ Middle Market PE
+13 Exactly. He spent college fucking around and traveling the world (again on his daddy's dime. copper245
+13 "Kazimierz" Incoming SA as well. APAE
+13 If it’s just two analysts there’s an an1 in RE that wants to have a threesome... Jerome Powell
+13 CS I silvermoon137
+13 "Noone2" If you truly love software development and programming, you will probably not like prop lebron
+13 Well it all started when I found $0.38 on the street and started trading, within 6 days I turned that into $13.4 ArcherVice
+13 these contests and shouting matches over the difference between being 4th and 7th on some ranking is so juvenile. Successful people are going to be successful. BobTheBaker
+13 There are so many ridiculous things in OP's nonsense post. I can't do the whole thing justice but hope to bring up a few points. Others, please follow. jb0938