hot girls in banking?
Which bank has the hottest girls? can be bankers, traders, secretaries, etc.
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societe generale, new york office. heard that the french are very picky with hiring "talent".
Somehow I don't think the two are mutually exclusive.
I'm not sure if you're joking, but I have a friend working there who said the exact same thing.
A friend of mine is working at their trading desk there. I get info straight from the source.
The sperm bank
GS S&T had some talent on the sales desks a few years back from what I remember
Hottest Wall Street Bankers (Originally Posted: 11/08/2014)
Who are the hottest men working on Wall Street?
Who are the hottest women working on Wall Street?***
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umar suhail UBS
This is actually a question?
I'm right here
Blankfein is an absolute smoke
Would be me but I told them all to go fuck themselves and walked out the door.
@DickFuld 10/10
Sasha I'll give it to you right now
Did you read this BI article ?
- Bridges King -Credit Suisse
- Stefano Galiani - Bluecrest
-That's a pretty ugly list. If that's the best the industry can come up with we might as well throw the towel in.
What an incredibly gay question.
Some hot women here w/link included.
Hot girls in banking (Originally Posted: 08/16/2015)
Which banks have the hottest girls in general, especially in banking?
try porn-bank.com What a ridiculous topic...
Lazard obviously
http://www.businessinsider.com/lazard-intern-quits-to-pursue-porn-2015-1
SB for you. Now this, is quality content.
If you want hot girls, do MBB in Eastern Europe.
The Spank Bank
There are girls in banking?
Goldman Sachs by a mile. I work at a different BB, but not only do they have more girls than any other bank, but the quality is tops.
I would say GS, CS and MS have the best quality.
Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley - check linkedin :D
Does being brunette hurt your chances of getting into MS/GS?
LV handbag too flashy for a summer analyst? Is cup size like GPA? Do you leave it off of your resume if it's lower than a C?
We need to have answers.
Hot girls in IBD are mythical creatures.
Most girls in IBD are doing it because they couldnt use their looks to help them attain success (like prettier girls can), so they have to slug it out like the rest of us guys.
Disagree - there are many hot girls at Chase you just gotta step up your game.
My favorite technique is to grab your withdrawal money, then take one step away before turning back around to stare into her soul and say, "Oh - one other thing Ms. (intentionally use the wrong first name)" as you make it rain in her face like Katrina.
Protip use $ones and just walk out or bring an intern to quietly pick up the bills.
Hottest girls in IB (Originally Posted: 10/04/2011)
Which bank has the hottest analysts/ associates? I know this girl in Stifel and she is really hot
KYS
yes please.
depends on which office obviously.. i mean, the hq for Stifel is in st. louis, and i went to school there and let me tell you, the girls in st. louis are fugly to say the least
No shes from Arizona.
BAML cap markets girls
ok I guess I am never working in St. Louis haha
Then you'll miss out on the culinary wonder that is Provel.
Leave IBD and go to sales for the lookers
Fixed that for you.
My woman works in media, and just about all of her coworkers are slamming hot. And the media industry is far looser, sex with coworkers is commonplace, talked about, and pretty much just assumed. Drinking is a part of the job. Indiscretions at the Christmas party that would derail your career in IB are just laughed at the next morning. Except for the girl in the white dress who passed out on the couch and then shit herself, she had to go...
BAML Research Michelle Meyers
JPM s/t summer associate
Its not hard to float to the top of the toilet.
This ones going to be epic.
this post = win
wait, Michelle Meyers at b of a merrill is hot?? uh...
http://www.bloomberg.com/video/64482410/
[quote=anonbob5]wait, Michelle Meyers at b of a merrill is hot?? uh...
http://www.bloomberg.com/video/64482410/[/quote]
JEEEZUSSS. What's with that chick's beak?
[quote=anonbob5]wait, Michelle Meyers at b of a merrill is hot?? uh...
http://www.bloomberg.com/video/64482410/[/quote]
She looks like Chelsea Clinton with worse teeth and creepier skin tone... Filthy.
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Don't dip your pen in the company ink.
I am gonna dip my pen wherever I feel like
Both of the women I know working at Lazard are pretty attractive by banker standards. BNP's sales team has some attractive women as well.
^LMAO...there are women in IB? wouldn't know it looking left/right here......back office BAML girls are hot
http://www.cnbc.com/id/43549742/For_JPMorgan_s_Banking_Beauty_Queen_Xen…
[quote=wshopeful]http://www.cnbc.com/id/43549742/For_JPMorgan_s_Banking_Beauty_Queen_Xen…] S&T it is.
Kind of regret looking into this forum but I guess curiosity got the best of me.
There are lots of women in IB, at least in Calgary there are. All good looking as well.
This post desperately makes me want to switch majors.
A little over a month ago, I visited Cswiss, JPM, and BAML. It was for work and got to meet a lot of the sales/traders and got to hang around the trading floor of all three. BAML had hotties everywhere. And a lot of them were wearing dresses that you would normally see at clubs.
I'm assuming all these girls were in sales.
What differences did you notice between the banks' trading desks in terms of culture and environment?
u should have asked one out
seems like BAML is winning.
I truly thought I would never see this combination of words.
Lol think I know who you're talking about. Brunette? Second/Third year?
lol u got it right. I think
I think I know who you're talking about also
Can you imagine if the roles were reversed and women were making threads about us. That would be the life.
They have too much choice, we're all the frickin' bomb!
that michelle meyer bitch is straight busted.
but who am i kidding? id stick that.
Barcap pub fin
God I hate the fucking threads that degenerate into NY vs. Chicago vs. other MSA or the ones that talk about Canadia / Canadian target schools
Anyone know which office Xenia works in? shes crazy hot
There's a smoking hot blonde who's a senior at wharton. Huge natural tits, went to an exclusive boarding school, and interned at goldman commodities trading.
The correct answer is unequivocally HR :) --> any bank
I have alot to add here...
1) If you are going into this business for the girls you have got some real problems. And if you are girl and going into it for the guys like user then you've got real issues. Occasionally you'll find a hot saleswoman but in general wall st both guys and girls is filled with pretty unattractive people both physically and on the inside.
2) Michelle Meyer is quite cute but married...she has been into our office quite a few times to present her views.
3) On the subject of "company ink" its generally no big deal. The only people I have seen get into trouble for it had blatant issues...ie I know a 40 year old married sales guy who was banging his 22 year old analyst and then after he became basically obsessed with her (as tends to happen when a fat 40 year old guy manages to hook up with a good looking girl of that age) she breaks it off and complains to HR that he is a wierdo (which he was). But other then situations like that i say have a good time.
4) Lastly, St Louis girls are bad but not nearly as bad as Wash U girls so nobody from Wash U should be saying anything. I would venture to guess that WUSTL has the ugliest girls in the nation.
Dude, no one is going into it for the girls, u know it.
More on story (3) please... so what happened to both of them at the end? Where are they now?
This girl - Consulting. http://www.colorsagency.com/mod_act_pgs/laristorenas/index.html
San Francisco or LA must have a lot of hot chicks in IB
An 30-something guy I know worked in both LA and SF, and he said that out there all women care about is tech money (SF) and media (music, tv, film) in LA. He's a guy who does very well with women in NY and made a ton of money in the early 2000's but would get passed over in favor of C-list actors and no-client agents in LA and by any guy with VC dollar in his startup in SF.
Sorry to inform you guys, that model chick decided to not go into finance. http://news.efinancialcareers.co.uk/newsandviews_item/newsItemId-35421 It was predictable.
Fuck. I had already bought several boxes of condoms in anticipation and now this.
SALES DEPARTMENT
I know alot of dudes who work in LA and you are definitely a fish out of water if your not in the entertainment industry...nobody there cares about finance. I am not saying its impossible to get laid in LA I am just saying the city revolves around "the industry"...none of those beautiful women move to LA to meet a Wall St guy.
Hottie Alert (Originally Posted: 03/13/2007)
Today we had a consultancy come in with some research we had asked for. They sent an army of people and I didnt see anything impressive. But then this lady stands up to do her presentation and boy was she hot. It woke up everyone in the room, made you want to sit up in your chair as sh was just commanding attention. Everything was up and I mean everything.
There is a reason her company sent her and I bet it will do the trick. One of my managers even managed to talk her into meeting for drinks later, lucky bastard. You know he's not gonna be talking about the presentation.
Thay gave us a pack of the backgrounds and experiece sof the consultants working on the project. Most had gone to oxbridge and other top unis. She went to manchester and another of her collegues went to some uni in scotland think it was edinburigh. So no prizes for guessing how she got through the recruitment process.
Im not complaining though about time we had some hotties in the office.
This is funny... I'm imaging a bunch of sex starved loons in a conference room with doe eyes and drool... :-)
Something like that, as soon as they left the first point of discussion wasn't how good the presetations were.
When I was a Summer Associate, we would occasionally have events/training with the Summer Analysts as well.
Those were the best days by far. There were a few fresh analysts who were on a whole 'nother level. One of them even wore cocktail dresses to work.
Normally, I'd be trying not to pass out at these training things, but not when she was there.
I'm drooling just thinking about her now.
Alexey... busted again... you PIG! You just keep doing this to me over and over... S-L-A-P!!!
How else did you expect him to get through those boring presentations.
True.
Because they were usually these breakfast presentation things and some jack ass would have the coffee all the way on the other side of the table.
I need caffeine like a mofo, but I don't want to be the one jack ass talking and making a bunch of noise reaching over people while some Senior Person at the bank is talking.
So, whatever it takes.
i hope you still got her number to pas on to me
At least you had something to pass the time. Most of the time all we had was a balding fat guy telling us how he was doing a great new deal. Once in a while a woman turned up but she would look like a man anyway. If we were really lucky a leggy, assy, busty one would come in and then you find out her boyfriend is an MD so chance
You make it over to London and I'll see what I can do! haha
Never left london. I hope she works near the wharf
Good to have another Londoner around.
You know, she didn't take the offer and I have no idea where the hell she is.
But, this all reminds me, I should start taking steps to find out!
Man, it seems everyone had hot interns in their class over the summer except the biggest predator of them all ... Me !
I swear my intern class, both analyst and associate, was a sea of mingers, I felt like I was at a Star Wars fan convention or something.
Sean,
I'm not sure what goes on over in New York, but in London the attitude towards sexual harassment and women in the workplace and all that is TOTALLY different than in the US.
You can still get in trouble if you do something completely stupid, but all joking aside, there are people who definitely intentionally (and one could argue systematically) hire hot girls.
Don't get me wrong, it's no modeling agency, it's still in the end an investment bank, but there's always something to keep it interesting.
You weren't the only one. Only thing I ever saw was a bunch of desperate analysts trying to impress the MD. Not a looker in the whole class
You had me with the sign :-)
Bali... you and I, alone at the beach... soft breeze and sand between our feet... deep sigh.
met a french analyst at CS who looked just like alizee.
Hot, Blonde, Double D's.....come on down (Originally Posted: 06/18/2010)
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