Investment bankers are doing God's work
Investment banking is the only profession that actually makes a positive impact in the world. The goal of investment bankers is to help businesses raise capital, which is God's work.
"A generous person will prosper; whoever refreshes others will be refreshed."
Why are investment bankingout of college? Because it's God's work.
Why does everyone hate investment banks? - Because they are the most prosperous institutions of all time. Everyone else is jealous that they aren't blessed by God.
God only reserves six figure salaries to fresh grads who he believes will make good citizens, who are bankers. This is in order to share his prosperity to businesses, and keep them successful.
Why does IB have the best exit ops?
- God believes bankers are the only ones who deserve any job they want after leaving.
Why do investment banks exist? They're the only reason the world is stable. If the banks collapse, What happens? We would see massive chaos.
God does not like chaos.