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Bonuses are going to be non existent. What a difference two years makes... wow.

LevFin is in bad shape as well... my shop is down ~50%+ in fees from 1H'22... and now it feels like M&A has literally grinded to a COMPLETE HALT. Guys, frankly, just be happy that you have a job. Think about the downstream impacts of 0 M&A deal flow = no fees = no/very shitty bonuses/layoffs = Accountants, Lawyers, Consultants, etc. experiencing the same pain.

Should've been a doctor.

Buckle. The. Fuck. Up.  It's only going to get worse before it gets better.  Equity Markets rallying like it's March 2008 post Bear Stearns collapse.

 

That's the whole point. There is an entire subculture on Twitter that revolves around making perpetual claims of impending disaster for years. Then when it's finally time for a pullback and the broken clocks end up being right for the first time in years, decades even, these bufoons never shut up about how they "called it".

Then when we're back in bull market territory the same clowns go back to doom warning but this time they get to put "Predicted [YEAR] Market Crash" in their Twitter bio to seem legit. 

 

Ignore the bearrorists and fintwit bear porn. Healthy corrections are part of the game, but the lows were in October. We could get a 5-10% correction after this run up, or it could be a feeble pull back. We are witnessing what will soon be one of the greatest melt ups of all time. I mean Nasdaq is up 40% YTD for damn sake and we haven't even officially closed the 2nd quarter. Go look at august 1982. Spx reversed a 27% decline of a 22 month bear market in 4 months. Massive melt up first into a crash later. Crash isn't anywhere near yet. All the shorts need to go bankrupt and everyone needs to be max long before we crash.

Right now mutual funds and hedge funds are panic buying the market as they were extremely underweight equities going into this year with decades low positioning. They're now chasing this rally after sitting on the sidelines with cash. Combine that with massive short positioning that has been getting squeezed out slowly but surely, there's still more juice to go. Think of it like the 1999 before the 2000 crash. Don't get greedy, but don't sit out the melt up and let these doomers convince you that we are crashing next week or month.

 

Well of course they are lmao. Do you know what drives higher secondaries activity in this type of market? Just look up the denominator effect in PE.
 

Basically LP’s portfolios are getting too heavily weighted in PE when public equity markets are going down, while PE marks are held steady (due to PE funds not wanting to mark down their investments). So they need to rebalance using the secondaries market hence using your firm.

 

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