Who am I? - Former head of Morgan Stanley Global Proprietary Group

Bruce Wayne?

Howard Hubler

I hired cryptography PHd's to help me find "signals" in the market

I run a multi billion dollar hedge fund

I'm a fucking math genius

Jim Simmons (easy) I was part of the M&T program (Wharton + Engineering) at Penn. I went studied under Fama at Chicago. I ran the global alpha fund at Goldman before going out on my own. I am a fucking math genius. I run a multi-billion dollar hedge fund.

(hard)

I like eating fruit a lot. I love love the stuff you need to move and travel. I look like a baby, but I am really a baller.

Jim Simons. I just read "The Quants", great book.

I think the answer to the "easy" one above is Cliff Asness, but I could be wrong. Seems to fit though, I know he used to be a part of Global Alpha.

I used to trade energy at Enron. That shit collapsed so I bailed to start my own gig with some buddies. Now I ball outrageous in Houston with one of the biggest hedge funds in Texas. My alma is Vandy.

The hard answer is not buffett, the guy I am talking about is a trader. He is famous for eating fruit, he brags about it all the time. (Startop, I think we are thinking about the same guy). Asness is right though for the easy one.

^^^ Is that the trader at CIti who got $100m in comp a few years ago?

Nope. He is the same guy that Startop is talking about. He runs his own Hedge Fund now.

Not Andrew Hall, it's John Arnold. Centaurus.

Provided the above answer is correct.

I am a hedge fund manager who taught at Harvard and Penn before learning to trade from another legendary trader. I have been described as the right-wing George Soros.....in more ways than one.

i worked at piper jaffray

i'm a tool

who am i?

I go to UT Austin

I run 5k Marathon

I am a quadruple major

I attended NYU, HBS and U of Edinburgh

I turned down an FT offer from Bank of Ameria to join Piper Jaffray

I am a baller

Who am I?

Jeff Chiang....Whatever happen to him?

i don't know where jeff chiang is, but i'm guessing he's at morgan stanley ;)

barack obama?

Here's another one.

"If someone offered me $200 million to stay with my firm I would not take it....I simply wanted more."

Another one.

I was fired from my Cotton Exchange trading job in New Orleans because I fell asleep. My fund defeated the Spanish Armada in 1588. I drink Bud at 4:30 in the morning and I was the "Wild as shit Arab"--last sentence is some inside information.

Raj

Gekko - Paul Tudor Jones, right?

Unless there's someone else drinking bud heavies at 4:30am trading and wreaking havoc on opec

I prefer PBR......

Tudor Jones is right.

I broke the bank of England. I'm one of the foremost authorities on behavioral finance. I get a backache whenever I make a bad trade.

Soros?

I recevied my Masters in Mathematics from a Canadian school I was featured in Traders top 40 under 40 My positions were taken over by Citadel

brian hunter

I have a glass eye I am a doctor I bought cds against subprime backed cdo's

Mike Burry

I was a true king of the street; information was my tool and my greatest weapon. My closest rival and I had had no equals. Guiliani may have forced my fall from grace, but thank God my firm was safe.

I am weightless, invisible, and if you put me in a barrel the barrel would become lighter.

I went to princeton I havea movie character based on me I am betting on casinos

"I'm a huge GS history buff"

Good God.

I was a master of Asian market arbitrage When I caused the collapse of the UK's oldest investment bank, I left a note on my desk that read, "I'm sorry." I'm now the CEO of a professional soccer franchise