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Fuck that, why work 80 hour weeks doing menial tasks for 90% of the time and get paid a 20k bonus

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Everyone should be applying to places like crazy rn so they can quit and have a better job lined up 

It’s pretty clear that bonuses for 2023 have been in the shitter at many places, with layoffs left and right, so people interviewing you would be understanding of why you’d want to move elsewhere 

There are a lot more places hiring now, been getting a ton more recruiter inbounds for both buyside and IB 

 

My plan is to not quit but quiet quit to the extreme. Make them lay you off, thats how you win this. With severance you can chill and take some time to find another role at a non-shit bank

My timeline: 1. Collect my $20k after tax next week 2. End of next week, send a calendar invite for a 2 week vacation starting the first week of March 3. Chill and dodge staffings the rest of February 4. Go on my two week vacation 5. After my two week vacation, which will allow me to dis-engage from all staffings without explicitly screwing any colleagues over, I go radio silent. No going to the office, no sending emails. 6. Wait until someone asks where I am 7. Say I’m sick, won’t be available for at least a few days 8. Wait to be laid off which would take at least a few months for them to go through with 9. Profit $

 

Probably some reputational risk / more difficult to get job reference from someone still there if you needed one for a new role. Though, I think you could be fired for cause if you stopped answering emails and blatenly stopped doing your job, thats not even doing the bare minimum, which would mean no severance. You'd probably want to consult with a lawyer/consultant in case getting fired for cause goes on your U4, which would go to any future employer where you need to be registered, pretty much just banking jobs i'd think. It would be a red flag.

 

DO NOT DO THIS WITHOUT READING YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK.

I know we are all anti work given what management is doing but I want to warn people of potential issues. In most IB contracts we sign, while we sign at will employment, we do typically have in it something that says given our job description we agree to give 2 weeks notice if we plan to quit. Legally, who knows if they can use this against you, but their lawyers are already being paid, yours are not. Don’t screw yourself over.

In addition, it can be seen as a violation if you take 2 weeks off and then quit. Check first to make sure you don’t violate anything.

Also, don’t not log in or show up for days. I know at the banks I’ve worked at and heard from friends, if you don’t tell anyone for 2 or 3 days they consider it your voluntary termination, hence you don’t get severance and essentially quit if they want you out.

I’m not saying to not take vacation or sick time. But be smart. See what you get paid out if they fire you. If it’s for cause, no severance. If you quite quit, they’ll have to pay severance and potentially unused vacation days.

God speed

 

Only potential drawback is reputational risk if they ask for references. But I realized any employer rarely does. And even if they do, they would ask you for the contact so you just give them the contact of a nice VP that will cover for you.

 

The posters above don’t understand what “for cause” means. Ya, you can’t not respond or show up for weeks, but refusing to do work past the time stipulated in your contract is absolutely not “for cause”. Not working the weekend is also not “for cause”. Being perceived as lazy at your job or incompetent is not “for cause”.

Now never showing up to the office or never responding between 9-6? That could be for cause. The first one for sure, the second one is a little debatable. More examples of for cause:

Taking a shit on the MDs desk? For cause. Making sexual advances at a colleague? For cause. Saying racist shit in the office? For cause. Engaging in insider information? For cause.

See the difference? I swear, I think most people on here are college kids.

You can probably last a few months not doing any work past 7PM, literally none, while also being vocal about the fact that you’re not doing work past 7PM. Being vocal would expedite your employer’s actions drastically. But you will just slowly (or quickly) get taken off your core accounts and live mandates and be given bitch work to do throughout the day.

The better move is to just quietly remove yourself in the background aka quiet quit. But if you can’t stomach staying at your bank for another minute, you can definitely get away with doing nothing for much longer than you think. This applies to all BB, probably not the private.

BTW, banks (employers in general), in the state of NY, most states too, don’t actually owe you severance when terminating an employee’s contract with/without cause or part of a RIF, unless stated in your contract. That’s a reputation thing.

The whole cause / without cause is more of a legal matter. When firing someone for cause without actually cause is opening a legal can of worms.

 

If you get let go for "performance" does this fall under a "for cause" termination? What if the firm that let you go doesn't really have evidence of the bad performance but you have developed a reputation of laziness and unreliability and no one at the firm goes to bat for you? Does this hold in a legal case as solid reason for firing someone? 

I.e. asking in the event someone is a "scape goat" at a company and is getting the boot for random bullshit etc.

 

fastandloud:

If you get let go for "performance" does this fall under a "for cause" termination? What if the firm that let you go doesn't really have evidence of the bad performance but you have developed a reputation of laziness and unreliability and no one at the firm goes to bat for you? Does this hold in a legal case as solid reason for firing someone? 



I.e. asking in the event someone is a "scape goat" at a company and is getting the boot for random bullshit etc.




Lol no bad performance does not constitute for chase nor does laziness or incompetence. Doesn’t even come close to cause

 

Not me, yet. I am considering just leaving coverage and going to some more relaxed product group for better hours. I have heard from several colleagues in several coverage teams that “all A&A is interviewing or trying to leave” Take that with a grain of salt as I am not source but that is what I have been told by colleagues.

 

Very interested to see how this goes. The conference rooms on my floor are constantly full of A&As talking to headhunters, I don’t think it’s an exaggeration that most juniors want to leave, from top bucket to bottom bucket.

Lots of people will quit - what I’m interested to see is if it’ll be the people management wants to quit (the bottom performers). I think the middle/upper middle people will end up quitting instead due to superior deal experience and competence.

 

It possible to negotiate a package if you have a good reputation - I know someone who put his hand up the day of firings and they refused to do it. 

I think they were leaving the industry though so it was a goodwill gesture 

 

Cov - and yes I got lucky with how timing worked out. Was going to be out anyways (and was actually feeling a little sad I was moving on in a way given I have made good relationships from banking) but with how this bonus season went I no longer feel that way.

GL to everyone else gtfo - think it’s now clear that BofA won’t match street when times are good (2021 we got roughly 20-30% less than other banks if memory serves correctly) or make up for that fact when times are bad.

 

Having left the place 5+ years ago, comp was always screwy as in with mature group, politics played a role and spread at associate level btn first and second was often wide. But if you hung around and worked hard, things typically worked out in the long run. 
 

by the time I left, there was a significant change in analyst world. First was the boom in hiring (post summer 2014 incident in London) that doubled / tripled class sizes. This very quickly became analyst double / triple staffed while MD quantity / quality shrank. Then second years stopped doing work and it became a come in for Seamless / gym and utilize India. But they had no skills so they’d just hang around instead of leave for PE (like older classes who couldn’t wait to get out) and from what I hear, then came the promote from within / 2 year promotion along with 2021 type busy market. On campus MBA recruiting never slowed down, but a firm that always actually had lot of MBA MDs now suddenly had bunch of A2As who think they rule the world cause they did some follow on or lev fin. 
 

Overall MBA recruiting quality continues to deteriorate, you have bunch of A2As that couldn’t get a job elsewhere or are just lazy (not saying all) and BofA doesn’t fire people easily. Mix it with dead capital markets - and here we are. I actually don’t know if many BofA people would survive at like Moelis, so not sure why they expect to get paid. 

 

Interesting historical perspective. Agree that half of the analysts/associates wouldn’t survive at Moelis… which I believe is the point the competent people ant BofA are making. Why are we working boutique hours and getting paid 25% of a boutique bonus. It was probably always like this but has gotten significantly worse the past 1-2 years.

 

Has anyone else also noticed an increase in favoritism across the board? Understand these things become more noticed during downturns given people trying to save their jobs, but seems like it’s been especially pronounced.

The policy has been moving average/under performers into other groups, essentially pushing them out, and then rewarding those who are loyal/close to the heads. This is saving BofA from PR and having to announce layoffs, but obviously impacting morale given the sheer amount of juniors who are disgruntled at the moment.

 

bunch of lazy fucks who don't know the meaning of hard work and being naturally driven. If you are motivated by money in banking, then you don't belong in the industry -- go to selling used insurance or real estate if you wanna get rich quick. Investment banking is prestige and elite and I would work on Wall Street for free if I had the chance. 

 

I don't know, it's bigger than the money for me. Getting to operate the lever of power and capital that drive the global markets everyday is priceless. Plus, getting rich isn't the goal, having power and prestige is worth a lot more to me. 

 

I think getting into IB, even if people quit will still be hard in the near future, unless you already have IB experience. nothing is impossible but there's still many candidates from IB alone who are applying, giving little room for non-IB laterals. Plus even if attrition goes up, I think banks aren't looking to fill those spots anytime soon. 

 

Curious and sure others are too. How’s LevFin right now from a junior perspective? Heard a lot of juniors axed in last 12 months and a few seniors recently.

For the other product groups who considered lateraling and going to private credit or just interested in high yield world, what are the options?

 

Imagine being afraid to coast/quiet quit at a large bulge bracket bank with 6964727 junior bankers that all effectively got the equivalent of a bus pass for their year end compensation after working 90 hour weeks for 52 weeks doing meaningless busy work because there is no deal flow while senior management couldn’t care less if you’re twiddling your donger in the bathroom for 3 hours or furiously aligning logos until 3am

 

Just told the senior banker that I work closely with that I'm planning on leaving. And was told to take some time off before turning in my resignation letter. Low key just interviewing for non-banking jobs. The only reason why I was ok with getting verbally abused and working these hours is because I know I will be paid a decent bonus. Any decent bonus 70-80% will allow me to make twice the amount of people at my age. As my group head always put it, working in banking is like working 2 jobs and getting paid for 2 jobs. Now that I'm working 2 jobs and not getting paid for 2 jobs, a lot of people will quit. I can just see it in people's eyes. Frankly the people that doesn't quit are the ones that can't find a job or lossers. They are the same guy that won't stand up to the sponsors and just take orders. They are the MBA associates, the 40 year old VP, and the director that's never going to make MD. Enough of me venting. 

 

the value proposition of working in ib, especially at a place like bofa, doesnt make sense anymore. and they will just use these shitty bonuses as the new standard going forward too so forget about any arguments senior bankers make about things being cyclical. and its not like they will pay you well as you become more senior as i know directors at bofa get paid like young vps at other shops.

 

Bonus hit my account yesterday (usually hits 2-3 days early), is it safe to quit now? F Bofa

 

Not many exits opps I guess, it'll be interesting to see what they'll do when lateral market improves. Will they forget the miserable bonus or leave once the opportunity is presented? 

 

I quit today! Am I the only one?? We gotta get these #s up, Bofa doesnt deserve to keep anyone competent

 

A few lucky souls were apparently able to get out. Mostly to other banks though. It’ll likely take a few months for more people to trickle out.

BofA (and to a lesser degree other BBs) are in a tough spot. They want associates to quit but a lot of them don’t have the deal experience to leave, and not a lot of firms are hiring. The job market is rough, hopefully will improve the latter half of this year.

 

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