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DAY1: So maybe i'm not 'Advanced' at Excel after all...
shit.
Does this mean I should make the columns wider?
Madoff said this was all his financial information................
Maybe if these interns would get off WSO they could actually work excel!
I really wish I hadn't popped off that F1 key...
Kevin realized he was in for a long night...
Wow, excel sounds a lot like my girlfriend...
The value of saving multiple versions suddenly washed over Kevin as he saw his night disapear
Shit, where did my mouse go?? I should never have unplugged it!
The Wolf never had to deal with this.....
Crikey! Here we have a wild summer analyst in his natural habitat. Those bags under his eyes are telling me hes fresh off an all nighter and could be dangerous!
WSO Neanderthal poster comes to the realization that he "should probably put more effort into my love life."
"reference": http://jezebel.com/5902718/creepy-finance-guy-with-spreadsheet-of-matchcom-prospects-says-he-was-just-trying-to-be-organized
This looks like a Steelers fan's Twitter account...
Fantastic.
Hahahahahaha this was hysterical... Definitely an underrated comment
the only good comment here.
FUCKING INTERNS
When in doubt Alt + pinky out.
I'm blaming Mumbai for this crap...
James had trouble valuing FB's recently added hashtag feature.
One does not simply delete a row in a model
HA, I remember my first model!
Holler Back, Office!
Joe soon realized this wasn't the universe telling him to ref pee wee soccer and score a couple of stay-at-home moms.
Oh shit, there goes my bonus..
Erin Callan's predecessor. He was the good one.
Maybe I shouldn't have tried to show-off to everyone by using VBA.
Finished model. Check. Accepted immediate start offer. Check. Deleted one cell in circular calc. Check. Saved model and sent to the associate I hate the most in my group for him to review while in the Hamptons. Check. Phone straight to voice mail. Checkmate.
The New England Patriots' playoff model
Oh well, still putting "advanced knowledge of Excel" on my SA resume.
"Welp, time to send it to my Asian Associate and call it a night."
Give Roldy a break man.
Haha great minds think alike... Though you went Asian with it...
Thanks Obama
Damn, looks I should have purchased that WSO financial model training course instead of my one year all-access pass to Brazzers videos in HD...#yolo
His next circular error will be a noose
Can I go back and take the blue pill?
It was at that precise moment Richard's nickname in the bullpen changed from "Dick Knows" to "Dicknose."
Mark quickly realized what Tim had meant when he said he'd left him a "parting" gift.
just another day at lumina capital
"Might as well go back to Twitter", said no Excel monkey ever.
He made reference to his excel not working in his email to IT
At least I'm not using the mouse
clearly i'm not as good at VBA as i thought....
"Proficient in excel" my ass... I really need to take that off my resume
It's only when it comes to sex, that I #Excel
My daily P/L
Just a typical Friday at 5pm for a junior banker
"You're fired! No, not because of your terrible excel skills. Where did you learn to dress?! Nice watch though."
Alt+f+d+a... sends to analyst...
http://m.memegen.com/rtfa6f.jpg
I only came here to do two things: fuck and model in Excel....and Excel just crashed.
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