WSO Caption Contest - Jan 15th... Collect Silver Bananas and Win a Free Wall Street Oasis T-Shirt

We have a fun new contest each week to let our funniest members win a free WSO T shirt with their witty inner genius. All you have to do is leave a comment in this post with a caption you think is most fitting for the cartoon posted below. The winner will be determined by the community based on the number of Silver Bananas awarded to each comment. In the event of a tie, the admins of the site will decide the winner or send out multiple free shirts if we can't decide. Wall Street jokes welcomed and encouraged!



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Rules: caption must be posted before 11:59pm ET Jan 16th, winner will be announced Monday

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the only good comment here.

Teach a man to make a fire, he'll be warm for the night. But set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
 

Oh well, still putting "advanced knowledge of Excel" on my SA resume.

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

Damn, looks I should have purchased that WSO financial model training course instead of my one year all-access pass to Brazzers videos in HD...#yolo

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It was at that precise moment Richard's nickname in the bullpen changed from "Dick Knows" to "Dicknose."

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