Curious about the dumbest things you've ever said in an interview that make for a funny story.
I had a coffee meet with associate/vp today (family friend). I have f'd up couliflower ears from wrestling/mma. The associate was a wrestler and commented something along the lines of "I see wrestling did a number on your ear" (or something like that don't really remember). For some retarded reason, I thought it'd be appropriate to joke, "nah my girlfriend just has really strong thighs..."
Associate cracked a smile, vp dead stare. One of the most awkward moments I've had in a long time...
Mod Note (Andy): top 50 posts of 2017, this one ranks #3 (based on # of silver bananas)