Models and Bottles? - Work hard and play hard
I just watched that AJ video. I've interviewed with a lot of little shit analysts and associates who kinda reminded me of this guy, but is there a lot of this in banking. I'm not all of a sudden going to quit because of this, but should I expect to be around this all day at a BB firm.
Also, this whole 'work hard- play hard' mantra, do people actually talk like this. That video actually got me angry.
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/how-does-models-and-bottles-work
I honestly don't know who is more of a fucking tool... you or AJ... although in AJ's defense he may have got laid, you may never...
post link to video please
you're always going to run into a type A finance douchebag at any bank - it's just the nature of working in that type of culture...most of my friends at BBs or in other investment banks enjoy doing the whole bottle service thing, but don't really have the level of douchebaggery or arrogance that some guys do (or the unwarranted sense of entitlement)....that said, bottle service is fun, esp when you're not paying for it
just try to avoid them and find the down to earth/good natured people
here it is
http://lxtv.com/lxoriginals/video/8959
where does he work
if you meet someone like that, probably want to stay away from that group
I've seen that video before. What a sad human being. Quotes: "It's gonna get crazy later...so...I'm looking forward to it."
"We're just getting started, give it a few hours."
Dude, learn to live in-the-now. Everyone around him is drinking and dancing, and he just stands there like an idiot, with his drink in his hand, talking about later. No personality, and too seriously materialistic to be enjoyable, ya know?
Oh yeah, those girls were not hot.
white girl was a 6 asian was a 7
not models. crappy bottles. that vid sucked. hope he got laid off.
Disagree about the white girl I'd give her a 7.5 and 5 for Asian girls. That Asian girl is not hot at all!!!!!
But I hope he got laid off too. He looks like a tool.
he wasn't even a banker. he was a back office op guy from Morgan Stanley LOL
that kid was soft. and smiles like a pedophile. i could see him randomly getting beat up on the streets late at night, which prob what happened to him in high school.
"there's always something new" lmao. sounds like he never partied in college.
The dude is a douche but it got you angry? Bwhahahahahhahahaha
London: How do you know?
PS: Decided to see if they had that vid on youtube and found this instead
"trader" lifestyle.Yah I found the trader video to be way worse than AJ's video when I saw it a year or so ago.
no reason to worry guys, in my experience d'bags of that kind go home with slightly fat chicks with ugly faces. But damn I bet those guys have more facebook friends than I do.
How is AJ a type-A finance guy? He's a faggot.
The type-A people in this industry are among the more interesting personalities. Others are completely fucking lame like AJ and Ritchie Bottles, and the majority are just normal people.
When you meet someone acting like AJ or like Ritchie Bottles, its usually one of the back office rats trying to play their firm's name so people that don't know any better think they're successful. Or its someone from a tier-3 bank trying to play their industry so people that don't know any better think they're worth their weight in shit.
People always say "type a personality" but I think they confuse it with the inherent one-uping that a lot of tools in finance/wannabees-in-finance always feel the need to do.
The type a's that like to win - and work in finance - are used to winning. When you've been there before you don't have to let everyone know about it.
I hate these people that buy the cheapest rolex or lease the boxter. I mean if you like the watch, great - buy it. No matter what anyone says, the boxter handles like shit. But seriously if you like something great - don't buyit/doit/gothere because you want people to know you "finally made it"
I bankers DO NOT get models. Trust me they get little wonna be rock star/socialites from NYU......NYU girls are skanks they're nothing more than used hyundai's/centra's after their four years of whoring.
.........Wow the chicago bears are an instant NFC favorite with a couple of recent acquisitions.
PATS VS BEARS SUPER BOWL Patriots 64 Bears 7...........Tommy Brady will be coming out with guns busting.
London's right, he worked in operations and he did get laid off. The best part though, was the fact that the Porsche was rented.
At least lease or buy used sounds better than renting it. I would think he could afford a Box (only 50k?) even as Ops if he had no loans to pay off. Then again I'm not familiar with MS op salaries and whether or not they get overtime.
23 Year old Ops Analyst in NYC isn't buying or leasing sh!t;
NYC is full of superficial, fake ballers. One of the negatives of an otherwise amazing city.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, wow that is the DUMBEST thing I have heard today. Wow
I hope this is not how the real world works.
So none of his friends who are "the real deal" could have lent him a 40-50k car?
You guys are idiots. What the fuck would a 23 year old guy do with a Porsche in NYC? Of course it's rented.
What a fucking tool bag. Ugly ass bitch too
models and bottles - Infamous video (Originally Posted: 01/16/2008)
Anyone have a link to the infamous models and bottles video?
youtube has it
Go to http://www.youtube.com and search for models and bottles. Make sure you spell everything right and use TWO slashes after the colon. If you try for a couple of hours you might be able to find it as I did:
apparently the youtube comments below the video say that he works in fixed income operations..
whoever he is, this guys a fkg tool...unless its a parody - in that case, BRAVO. HILARIOUS....though they could have used better props w/ regard to the women, clothing and car....or maybe they were going for the "this is just pathetic enough it might pass as truth"? Or perhaps he was paid handsomely to improvise or act for the camera. In any event, it was worth the chuckle. Thanks.
i dont think it was staged...sadly enough. this man actually thinks he is THAT cool. models and bottles, top down with arm candy. wow.
Thusday night is the night that we ball.
I think I'm going to law school because I don't want to end up like that guy. If I have another 3 years of poverty under my belt, I might be more mature with my money.
"We are lawyers! We sue people! Occasionally, we get aggressive and garnish wages, but WE DO NOT ABDUCT!" -Boston Legal-
The funniest thing is that the guy was in ops - makes no money.
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