Wharton or Dartmouth/off the waitlist
The post is a lie. I am committed but all of these demographics(brother+height+nationality+even race) were lies. I stand by what I said but I lied about everything to not get fucked. Darty 2028. I will make a post next year bragging about how I've gotten away and everyone thought I was some dumbass who gave himself up. Next year you can look for me all you want, you just won't find a match and people are talking about my personality as if I'm not going to completely change it when I get on, and to all the fuckers that went around texting and to all the Darty gcs that I'm in and I was talking about myself in is absolutely hilarious. GO BIG GREEN. If I had really fucked it, I would've been at Wharton already.
Dartmouth 2028
Goldman 2030
Blackstone 2055
Honored to be me lmao.
Assuming you’re in, congrats! I’d go with Dartmouth for the reasons you stated too, but just know that it’s kind of far from civilization and cold as fuck. Can be a turnoff but given your Russian ancestry maybe it’s good for you. Ask parents/adcom if a visit can be arranged, thats how I got my dad to like my little-known college as well.
Yeah a visit would be smart. Thank you.
Let me jsut warn you. Dartmouth is one of the the most attractive universities if you look at the guys. The girls there are all mid. So there is enormous competition for good women. Good luck
Russian+French+6’1 does not make ugly. I’ve been told the girls are elite tho, like md’s daughters and models and all, someone gotta be wrong. Either way, I shoot, always.
Never seen someone glaze themselves this hard before. Just make sure you wipe your own lips after the sesh!
As a current student at one of these schools, I personally don’t want you on campus
😹😹 rather work with a kid like you than some squid every day of the week
I hope you pick Dartmouth so I can fuck you up on day one. Please show up to our house so we can all talk shit about your Russian ass once you leave. Just because of this post, I'm also going to gatekeep you from DIPP and probably blacklist you. Pinhead...
So mad over really nothing when all I did was say it how it was and you got your feelings hurt for no reason. But tbh fuck you too. And how you gone know I’m Russian I got the whitest name out there, whatever the fuck pinhead is. “Talk shit after you leave” bros finna gossip lmao. After I leave, what a bitch. Fuck you and your low tier bum ass house. “Fuck you up”, then proceeds to talk bout his bum ass house. Old brothers rush chair of a frat bumboy, if anything just hope ur not in it before I beat the shit outta you then get you kicked. Older brothers friends with literally everyone on DIPP and is on it himself, now think, who the fuck are you.
I used to run WITG and we wouldn’t want him either
Bro said the thing I’m about to say… people are not dumb. They’ll find out things about you.
I’m not this brash in person ngl, not this open either, was bored and kinda messed around here . Wrote this post while bored in class. It is what it is but highly doubt anyone will have a clue who I am, just won’t mention Russian ever again tho ngl.
Nerd
I want you to know that people will most certainly know who you are if you come to Dartmouth based on this post. It’s a small place. And if you come here with that big ass head of yours you will be laughed out of here
Tbh i really don’t know why this spiraled like this but it is what it is. It’s not that deep to me when it’s petty arguments on anonymous. I don’t think anyone has ever said something bad about who I am tho. Since I’m anonymous, I kinda just talk crazy. Highly doubt people will know who I am once I’m on.
Russian/french, ‘28, 6’1, straight finance dude who probably will go to dipp sessions. Sounds pretty identifiable to me
You posted a ton about your background dude I don’t think you understand just how small Dartmouth is. I promise you if you talk shit like that people will find out, just a PSA.
6'1 is a brutal height for the fratty WASPy blue blooded gilded halls of Wharton/Dartmouth. I don't think you'll get any bids unless you're on your tippy toes the whole time and hope nobody notices.
Even got low caliber on, that’s crazy.
Agree with the GOD of WSO. Bottom house feeder vibe.
Can second this. I am 6'2 and in a MF PE (BX/APO), and I am slightly below average height. If we ignore the Southeastern Asians, 6'1 is like the second shortest in the asso class. Your short ass will be cooked at Dartmouth.
Guy just got banned from RBC now that LCT is on the case
What is chad height in these elite halls
Average amongst athletic blue blooded fratty whites = 6'2-6'3, height required to "stand out" is probably 6'5+
Unfortunately theses schools are looking for blonde hair, 6’ 5” and blue eyes
Breaking my legs then ig.
This comment section is evidence that Dartmouth is based af, and I say this as a Wharton grad
Another dickrider. What a shocker
Graduating Dartmouth in like 5 days (ignore title). Best experience of my life, and agreed that it's much more social/"normal people" than Wharton, but you clearly have the wrong mindset. A prediction:
- Someone will find out who you are based on this post (already circulating on campus social media)
- You will get dinged from DIPP recruiting for glazing too much during edu, will wind up joining DFS or some other B-tier cope club
- You will get dinged from A-side houses for trying too hard to act frat during rush, will wind up joining Beta/AXA or some other B-side house
- You will get dinged from EB / top BB during recruiting for no technicals, will wind up joining some mid-tier BB
People who write the way you do seem to fit in much better at Wharton than at Dartmouth tbqh.
Great comment ngl and would be extremely accurate if anything(context) was true. Nationality is a lie, height is a lie, brother is a lie. You guys take shit too serious, already committed to Darty(even the titles a lie), and made up a fake description for bs when I was bored in class. Good luck to them to finding me I guess but there’s nothing that matches. You’ll have to go through every freshman and hope you find something but you won’t. I lie a lot as you can see.
Nice try
Assuming you're telling the truth (and this isn't a panicked lie itself) – don't worry, your personality will get points 2-4 done even if people don't tie you to this post. Get ready to speak Alpha Chi and Jefferies buddy :)
lmao bro is rlly tryna recover from this… not working bud
lmao bro is rlly tryna recover from this… not working bud
You're coping if you think DIPP is better than DFS
You're very clearly a '24 Psi U maybe TDX and basically doxxing yourself lmao. There's like 3-4 people with legit IB jobs in those houses.
Glad we could come together to blacklist “Analyst 2 in IB - M&A” from an undergrad finance club. Peak WSO
Tbh since ur smart ima be so honest. This post is real in terms of my thoughts but most the context I gave is straight bs. Height+nationality+brother are all lies.
Good luck finding me.
Landing a job is IB from Dartmouth is so easy. Barely any competition. As long as you keep a good GPA (3.8+). Wharton may seem easier but you’re competing against 600 cut-throat hardos for 10 spots at Goldman Sachs!
More like 50
Sounds like you would fit right in at wharton
Tbh I probably would but Ima hang with my babies at Darty.
Not sure why all the DIPP kids on here are being aggro and acting like they're ΑΧΑ frat stars, literally just took a look at DIPP's website (https://dippnh.org/club-members) and out of the investment committee and PMs, everybody looks like a short skinny asian/indian guy or a woman. There's only 2-3 "fratty" looking (assuming decently tall and athletic, can't really tell from headshots) guys there. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the overly aggressive DIPP guys in this thread aren't one of those two, in which case it's just embarrassing.
^ JL '25, JW '26, OA '26 and NN '27 are the only remotely fratty looking guys. A couple of them also look like pinheads or very slow in the thinking department.
Bro went through the whole list’s LinkedIn lmao
Lmao this is true asf ngl. Looked through every single one and can tell why they were mad, I would be mad too if I looked like that. Have no clue why they are acting tough like this on WSO though.
You have no clue what you’re talking about if you say AXA frat stars
Was a response to the kids above doing tricks on Alpha Chi, I didn't go to Dartmouth so not familiar with their top/mid/bottom houses.
AXA is the exact opposite of frat star lmao you're thinking of GDX/TDX/XH/Psi U
Though will admit the '24 class was significantly more normal than subsequent classes (maybe a COVID thing), so maybe with them gone DIPP will recruit more bots and hardos like OP
I say this as a '23 so no real skin in the game
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My guy.
Idk if i believe there are Aphis with registered accounts on wallstreetoasis.com
Then again there were GDX and BG DIPP presidents last year so ig anything's possible
kids like these are absolutely insufferable… like to act like they’re the shit online and when talking to friends but when it rlly comes down to it they’re all insecure asf
3rd comment calling me insecure-I played ur ass into going around talking about an imaginary figure. Cya next year tho, we'll be together at the DIPP sessions.
lmao I'm already working at a top bank and know the kids that run dipp - don't let me find out who you are
I dated a Dartmouth girl. The place is a cult but they sure did have fun but either they were all rich and stupid or the “easy technicals” is a myth. That Econ program is allegedly no joke like you’d expect.
Everyone there is really really into hard drugs or some hiking club nerd haha what else are you gonna do. I’d go there for an mba it looks like an absolute vibe
Yeah, it seems cool. I don't think the stereotype of personalities, looks, and wealth still play though. Looking through all the members of their top finance club, they dont look like any of the positive sterotypes.
can you PM me real quick
why
Nerd
Guys he’s Hindi, I hacked his account lmfao dude is from Hindi hahahaha fkg Patel
Lmao.
Damn kid now you're really fucked
Hows that, theres literally 0 solid proof about me. I'm in the gcs talking about me and theres literally nothing accurate, I even talk about myself on them which is kinda funny lowkey. Some think im Asain, some say Indian some say white some say Russian/French. How am I fucked in this situation, theres no match at all. One kid tried to match the Russian/French story to my supposed brother. Theres not 1 solid thing known about me so how are they gonna scout me from strach. I'll get my act together on campus tho.
you don't understand how screwed you are once you're there.....good luck
Don’t worry, this forum is full of people claiming they have some high powers to sense the person behind the keyboard. Warriors will always prevail, fuck them and their miserable lives
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