A girl on tumblr wrote a guide on targetting different types of bankers for money....

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I follow the investment banking and economics tag on tumblr for study notes and stumbled upon this post. I thought it I'd post it on here for reference for people of all levels. I can't post links but if you search said tags those on tumblr the post is still up and it led me to a whole community dedicated to targeting different bankers (from analyst to M.D level) for money. I'm very shocked at this.

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The SD Wealth Scale Example: Investment Banking

So I had a good ask about what I mean when I said the wealth scale. The wealth scale is how you can determine how much someone SHOULD be able to AFFORD and where they fit in your hustle.

As you know we have two hustles:

a) Sugar Dating

b) Spoiled Girlfriend Dating

Now you meet a sugar daddy who claims he can't do allowances; and can only take you to nice hotels and dinners and buy you gifts . hmmmmm.

My key focus has always been bankers, traders, venture capitalists, hedge fund managers and all things finance so let review the payscale that someone successful in a front office revenue generating division at an investment bank or hedge fund SHOULD earn. I'm more shit with medical but finance is me. Fucking bankers is my 'thing', you know.

Level 1 - Analyst : When a person first graduates from their Ivy league and walks into Goldman Sachs they are called analysts;. Whether they are mergers and acquisitions analysts, equity capital market analysts, sales and trading anaysts they are analysts.

Salary: At firms such as Goldman Sachs Analysts at age 22 fresh out of college earn about $60,000/PS40,000 BASE. Bonuses vary but usually $40,000ish (my friends got that). Let that sink in.. There are 22-26 year olds on Wall Street making $60,000-$100,000 a year. Let that sink in because it will let you realise that requiring a lot from a man in his 40's is nothing. There are 24 year olds on Wall Street earning 6 figures okay ?!

These men will eventually become V.P&'s and M.D's if your goal is to live in Chappaqua and have a Hampton home and be a house wife TARGET THESE MEN. DATE THEM SERIOUSLY AND AIM TO BECOME A WIFE. You have no reason to even sugar if this is your goal. FOCUS ON MEETING THESE MEN YOUNG. These men will get you nice presents and gifts, dinners etc but no cash.

Level 2: Associates & V.Ps: This is the stage after business school. Most men in IB will work for a few years, go to business school them come back and work as associates and eventually V.P's. Most of these men are between 27-37.

These men earn a good 6 figure income, the best of them are usually married at this point to their hunnie they met at business school or whatever. But many are still single.

These men are only 27-37 which means you can find a 32 year old to give you a pampered girlfriend lifestyle. I always say if my goal was hotels and dinner I could find a banker in his 30's; and THESE are the men I am talking about. I meet so many.

If you aren't focused on the cash side of things but more want to be SPOILED. THESE. ARE. YOUR. MEN. They are young, hot and RICH. They'll show you the luxury life, treat you well but they are usually at the stage where they don't give big allowances. If you are single you also have the chance of MARRYING one. These men are the GOAT. THE top. The best. Because unlike daddies the chances of it leading to marriage (i.e more $$$$ is far higher). They are more attractive also...

The downside is these men are usually not online so you will meet them via freestyling or via a matchmaker. Many men at this stage want to settle down so often seek help of high end matchmakers....

If you want more info on matchmakers...tell Me. I could write a post...

Level 3: MD.s & Partners: If you meet a man who claims to or as an investment banker , is in his 40's and says he earns $150,000 RUN. RUN. RUN.

Any investment banker worth his weight earns between $3000,000-$500.000 atleast a year by his 40's! This is where you can catch out A LOT of these frauds.

Being named partner at a top firm means a $900000 salary, before bonuses. LET THAT SINK IN.

I am a lot more strict with men in their 40's and 50's because I KNOW that by 40 a man who claims to be a sugar daddy/successful SHOULD be earning a certain amount. NO if's not buts. If they are not successful then they have no place trying to be sugar daddies.

These men have the most disposable income so aim for as much as you can get but just always remind yourself that you could date a 30 year old for treats and & nice hotels. These men if they can be bothered CAN afford to fund your tuition (the whole reason SA was created!), your plastic surgery and rent. Be TOUGH on these men.

While you can be soft with the younger ones BE TOUGHER with these men because unless they are FRAUDS. THEY. HAVE. MONEY. And unless you have a genuine silver fox fetish and really just like the guy try and get as much you can from these older men.

If you meet a man who earns $500,000 a year expects you as a 22 year old college student to fuck him for free and prove yourself to him all for dinner and a few hotels trips and drops the 'not an ATM' line remind yourself that you can date someone YOUNGER IN HIS TEAM if all you want is some shoes, mmkay ?!

They are grown enough to act accordingly.

I personally do not have a silver fox fetish, my favorite men are men in their 20's and 30's. So if I am having sex with a 50 year old banker he MUST give me something a 30 year old banker can't give me.

This should be a legit hustle.

If your goal is never to work a day in your life, get married and pampered but not get cash aim for analysts and associates. If your aim to to save for that business, school, get ya rent pain blah blah partners and M'Ds and don't let them even try and play the analyst role. They can afford otherwise.

Warmest,

Thotianna

Stay awake WO'ers. This seems to have become a 'thing'

Mod Note (Andy): I believe this is the original link: http://thotianaxoxo.tumblr.com/post/120646835778/t...

Comments (121)

Jun 3, 2015

You all about her, and she all about hers~ Lil Wayne

I think- therefore I fuck

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Jun 19, 2017
worklikeamachine:

You all about her, and she all about hers~ Lil Wayne

It's all about the $$$.

Jun 3, 2015

I am almost positive this post was made by somebody in IB (or likely somebody in college) pretending to be a girl. This "girl" is way, way too specific on different groups, levels, salaries, culture, etc. - Girls (especially gold diggers) don't listen to any of these details even if you do discuss all of these things with them (Pro Tip: Bad Idea). If you ask girls that are dating bankers what their boyfriend does, the response would probably range from "ummm, some finance stuff" to "hes a banker" with nowhere near this level of knowledge anywhere in between.

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Jun 3, 2015

They're an army of professional gold diggers and the response you just gave is probably their goal and how they're able to get away with tricking bankers into they're a lot more intelligent than people expect. This is specifically why I posted this as the 'bimbo' dumb gold digger stereotype I once thought has now advanced. The gold diggers to look out for are the smart ones now. The dumb ones are actually harmless compared to these girls. If you google 'tumblr sugar baby' they are a whole community dedicated to how to pretend they are genuine to target men of all levels (particularly banking). for different purposes.

As I'm a woman I don't think 'male gold diggers' exist to this degree.

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Jun 8, 2018

This is so disgusting. I understand if you are successful or are working towards your goal and want a man on your level but trading sexuality for sheer money and nothing else to me just isn't virtuous.

I don't know how smart men fall for this when there are so many smart women out there. You can tell as these girls will be willing to offer or pay for your expenses and dates or her share of expenses. Relationships are not a take-take-take or give-give-give but a mixture of it

I don't see anything redeemable about marrying a rich man. I see something redeemable about these girls becoming or ascertaining to work hard and be rich women themselves through their own effort but seriously dating is a hobby. Dating is supposed to be fun and enjoyable to learn about the other person.

It is not meant to be a "hustle".

What I call hard work is presentation-making, opening and deal closing, vociferating market terms and what will be in store through analyzing concepts. Getting yelled at, and constantly reading for leads which pretty much generally summarizes every professional on wall street. The true hustle.

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Jun 3, 2015

Exactly what I was going to say. This line alone has a lot of terms that I would never expect a finance gf to know: "front office revenue generating division at an investment bank or hedge fund SHOULD earn"

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Jun 3, 2015
very.chipper:

Exactly what I was going to say. This line alone has a lot of terms that I would never expect a finance gf to know: "front office revenue generating division at an investment bank or hedge fund SHOULD earn"

I basically stopped reading there. I know finance majors at my undergrad that do not understand these terms (yes I realize how bad that makes my UG). No way a gold digger, no matter how good, picks up this knowledge in passing. Even if she did, theres no way she would phrase it this way - reads exactly like a "How do I break in from a Non-Target" thread on WSO, would be shocked if it wasn't the same demographic behind both.

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Jun 4, 2015

Bloomberg wrote an article on them if you want more information. Google 'bloomberg sugar babies'. Yes, although it might seem outlandish golddiggers are now online, women are smart, and yes they write detailed guides for themselves on various social media sites. Knowing the in's and out's of an industry isn't hard for 'girls' by the way (tad sexist). My boyfriend is a law student and I have in-depth knowledge of things legal because I have a boyfriend I live with tells me about his life and picks up on things. Unless you are in a relationship where your girlfriend stays in the kitchen all day chances are you will discuss your work with her so a woman isn't a dumb plank who can't know information about an industry she isn't in. If I were to date a banker this information could be picked up easily if he liked to engage in that sort of 'pillow talk'.

I found your comments very sexist js909. You seem more concerned that a 'woman isn't capable of writing that' than the content and topic of the thread itself. Shocking.

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Jun 9, 2015

LOL we found who wrote it

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Jun 9, 2015
milliondollarist:

LOL we found who wrote it

you found out who wrote the article?

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.

Jun 10, 2015

Pros exists in any field

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Jun 8, 2015

I know of girls who ask which groups guys at specific banks are in, and won't date the guys if they aren't in top groups. This could be a troll, but this stuff happens in real life all the time.

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Jun 8, 2015
notthehospitalER:

I know of girls who ask which groups guys at specific banks are in, and won't date the guys if they aren't in top groups. This could be a troll, but this stuff happens in real life all the time.

How does this make any sense? That's like if I knew a dime piece who could suck a golf ball through a hose but chose the 6/10 at GS TMT instead.

Do the girls not care about looks/sex? Lets be serious here, girls aren't out stalking premature ejaculators at "top groups" over other good looking guys with game

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Jun 8, 2015
theebreadwinner:

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notthehospitalER: I know of girls who ask which groups guys at specific banks are in, and won't date the guys if they aren't in top groups. This could be a troll, but this stuff happens in real life all the time.

How does this make any sense? That's like if I knew a dime piece who could suck a golf ball through a hose but chose the 6/10 at GS TMT instead.

Do the girls not care about looks/sex? Lets be serious here, girls aren't out stalking premature ejaculators at "top groups" over other good looking guys with game

Of course girls do not care about what group you are in, unless the girls in question work in IBD / PE themselves, and even then .... He is probably trying to convince himself that girls dig his top group.

99 out of 100 girls that I meet are glad to hear you are a banker / lawyer / doctor. Again, unless they are in the industry themselves, they do not ask any further.

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Jun 8, 2015

Exactly, SBed

And @chicandtoughness

Point is that girls don't give a shit if you're from a "top group" and pay isn't all that different at junior level anyways.

Also, if she's only banging you for your dough then I will bet my last dollar she's banging a regular joe on the side for good sex lol and you know what group he's in? GS Bartending Unit

How's the prestige level over there

Jun 9, 2015

Easy tigers. I agree it's pretty ridiculous from a general/normalcy standpoint, but I am talking about girls like those listed in the OP - ie girls who are specifically after money. In those cases, and for those girls, they likely don't care too much about looks/sex etc and I know people who have seen/ experienced this bias firsthand

Jun 8, 2015
theebreadwinner:

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Sure they do. But let's be honest - when have you seen a girl choose good sex over heaps of money?

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Jun 8, 2015

I realize that might be a rhetorical question but nonetheless .. some things are less obvious to a third party than heaps of money.. who truly has a sample size large enough to say that these two are mutually exclusive?

Jun 8, 2015
chicandtoughness:

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theebreadwinner: Do the girls not care about looks/sex? Lets be serious here, girls aren't out stalking premature ejaculators at "top groups" over other good looking guys with game

Sure they do. But let's be honest - when have you seen a girl choose good sex over heaps of money?

Umm all the time. especially girls in their early 20s (and especially very attractive women) normally value things like good sex and excitement/good times much more then they value money. Around 27-28 many girls will freak out as they realize younger girls are now more attractive then them and at that point they often want to "wife up" and will go for a rich guy even if he is boring or ugly, but in their early 20s attractive women are generally so drunk on attention/power that they just want to have fun without cares for the "long game".

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Jun 8, 2015
Bondarb:

chicandtoughness: theebreadwinner: Do the girls not care about looks/sex? Lets be serious here, girls aren't out stalking premature ejaculators at "top groups" over other good looking guys with game
Sure they do. But let's be honest - when have you seen a girl choose good sex over heaps of money?

Umm all the time. especially girls in their early 20s (and especially very attractive women) normally value things like good sex and excitement/good times much more then they value money. Around 27-28 many girls will freak out as they realize younger girls are now more attractive then them and at that point they often want to "wife up" and will go for a rich guy even if he is boring or ugly, but in their early 20s attractive women are generally so drunk on attention/power that they just want to have fun without cares for the "long game".

This right here is the truth. It's amazing how women age compared to men lol god bless

Jun 9, 2015
Bondarb:

Umm all the time. especially girls in their early 20s (and especially very attractive women) normally value things like good sex and excitement/good times much more then they value money. Around 27-28 many girls will freak out as they realize younger girls are now more attractive then them and at that point they often want to "wife up" and will go for a rich guy even if he is boring or ugly, but in their early 20s attractive women are generally so drunk on attention/power that they just want to have fun without cares for the "long game".

Maybe it's a socioeconomic variance I'm experiencing. Just polled a group of my gal pals and they all placed money way higher than good sex/fun times. Good sex can be had with a nice friendzoned no-strings-attached guy you constantly go back to (remnants of college, perhaps?) Fun times can be had with your girlfriends and a night at the bar, teasing guys to pay for your drinks and then leaving without giving anything up (so you can do it again the next night, duh). At least, that's what my early 20s were like. (Of course, I'm an outlier because my face is absolutely hideous, but I had some actual model friends, go figure.)

Of course, the caveat is whether it's a long-term or short-term thing. For one-night stands, I can see why sex/fun times would trump money. But if you're doing an SD/SB arrangement, fuck yeah I would pick money any day. A normal payout for my SB friends is like $5000 per month for "companionship" wtf.

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Jun 9, 2015
chicandtoughness:

Bondarb: Umm all the time. especially girls in their early 20s (and especially very attractive women) normally value things like good sex and excitement/good times much more then they value money. Around 27-28 many girls will freak out as they realize younger girls are now more attractive then them and at that point they often want to "wife up" and will go for a rich guy even if he is boring or ugly, but in their early 20s attractive women are generally so drunk on attention/power that they just want to have fun without cares for the "long game".

Maybe it's a socioeconomic variance I'm experiencing. Just polled a group of my gal pals and they all placed money way higher than good sex/fun times. Good sex can be had with a nice friendzoned no-strings-attached guy you constantly go back to (remnants of college, perhaps?) Fun times can be had with your girlfriends and a night at the bar, teasing guys to pay for your drinks and then leaving without giving anything up (so you can do it again the next night, duh). At least, that's what my early 20s were like. (Of course, I'm an outlier because my face is absolutely hideous, but I had some actual model friends, go figure.)

Of course, the caveat is whether it's a long-term or short-term thing. For one-night stands, I can see why sex/fun times would trump money. But if you're doing an SD/SB arrangement, fuck yeah I would pick money any day. A normal payout for my SB friends is like $5000 per month for "companionship" wtf.

uh yeh, but if you're a girl posting on this website, you're hardly an accurate representation of the wider populus.

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.

Jun 9, 2015
Zweihander:

uh yeh, but if you're a girl posting on this website, you're hardly an accurate representation of the wider populus.

I know :(
which is why I asked a group of my state school / didn't go to college girlfriends for y'all. They're all out in big cities trying to "make it" and failing (financially or mentally), so I figured they'd be somewhat representative of the kinds of people who would latch onto sex-deprived banker dudes ;)
But they all did say that they didn't give a rat's ass whether someone was in a "top group" or not. So long as you're making some sort of bank, that seems good enough bahaha.

Jun 9, 2015

watch what your friends do, not what they say. She may tell you she values money but if she is an attractive girl in her early 20s I guarantee she has dudes she sleeps with that aren't there for the money. I wont go so far as to say your friends are lying when they say they have dudes paying them 5k/month and they prefer that to good sex, but I will say from experience that is not the norm for younger women.

And guys, if you are in banking look at your coworkers. Are any of them in relationships with really hot girls that are gold diggers? No, that is incredibly rare. The truth is that if a 22-25 year old banker is with a very attractive woman it usually is someone he knew from college or some other pre-existing relationship that predates his banking days.

Bottom line: Very attractive women in their early 20s in a big city like NYC do not want to go out with a boring banker regardless of his future earnings potential. They will go for guys that can provide them with a more fun lifestyle (including really good sex) and then later in life as they fade a bit they will move down the ladder and think about money.

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Jun 9, 2015

Dude no one is really disputing what you're saying in terms of the general population...I think people are arguing (or at least I was) that while "normal girls" often do things your way, there are plenty that pick money over looks and sex and specifically target wealthy men - as in, we were trying to illustrate to those on there claiming this stuff had to be false that there really are plenty of women out there who actually act this way

Jun 9, 2015
chicandtoughness:

... teasing guys to pay for your drinks and then leaving without giving anything up ..

'looks like it is too late for us but hopefully some future generation might consider it "normal" for guys to go "Jeez lady, I ain't talking to you if I have to buy a 'ticket' (in the form of a drink)"

Jun 9, 2015

Hey, we ladies wouldn't be taking advantage if the guys didn't reek of desperation ;)

Honestly, men who call us out on our shit are respectable. Don't let the girls know I let that slip.

Jun 9, 2015

don't worry ... as long as it doesn't make it on to tumblr it will remain a secret.. :)

Jun 10, 2015

We are in a depression, everyone is always talking about money and gettin' paper. Men and women are gold diggers now. I work with all men and they even talk about getting with a girl that has money so they can buy a Lambo and Fck Hes. Clearly those guys aren't my type. Don't Sh*t where you eat... Sorry I'm on the work PC...

Greed is Good!

Jun 10, 2015
CUBuffwg:

We are in a depression, everyone is always talking about money and gettin' paper. Men and women are gold diggers now. I work with all men and they even talk about getting with a girl that has money so they can buy a Lambo and F*ck H*es. Clearly those guys aren't my type. Don't Sh*t where you eat... Sorry I'm on the work PC...

Yeah it goes both ways, I would marry a female breadwinner in a heartbeat

You work at McDonalds? Lol

Jun 10, 2015

HAHAHA nahhh Retail banking.. Unfortunately.

Greed is Good!

Jun 10, 2015

shit I did that through college ...almost killed myself, I feel your pain girlfriend

Jun 13, 2015

It's horrid dealing with people that overdrafts on their accounts and then blames it on me. Anybody know any entry level consulting jobs in Denver? Hit me up!

Greed is Good!

Jun 15, 2015

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Jun 11, 2015

So much misinformation and so many wild assumptions in your post...

1) I don't go to Wharton, I work in IB at a GS/MS bank
2) my story isn't based on personal experience, but firsthand info from some colleagues who have encountered / personally experienced this (hence the I know of girls, not I know girls)
3) never implied I think it's common...in fact, I would argue my post implies it's rare. I can see how you might have misread that (my fault) but I intended to provide one extreme example and meant targeted gold digging (not targeted top group selection) happens all the time
4) I never implied they go for analysts...I agree it's more likely they go after slightly older guys - as the lady's post outlined
5) whether you believe it or not, excluding the very top performers many seniors across the buy and sell sides say (and have personally told me, and others have published on this site) that on average a career on the sell side is usually more lucrative than the buy side - so your pe/hf comment is slightly off the mark; I am sure these girls are fine with bankers
6) I have far better things to do with my time than make up stories to post on anonymous message boards...everything I noted, while definitely uncommon, is true
7) in line with that, pretty fucking arrogant of you to assume that just because you haven't seen something like this, it doesn't happen - sounds like you don't quite make the cut for what these girls are after.

Apologise (kind of) about the last point/dig - after your unnecessarily vitriolic post, I couldn't resist

Jun 11, 2015

WHAT?? SELLSIDE MORE LUCRATIVE THAN BUYSIDE?? MY LIFE IS A LIE!!

Jun 11, 2015
gunners14n:

WHAT?? SELLSIDE MORE LUCRATIVE THAN BUYSIDE?? MY LIFE IS A LIE!!

Was gonna bring this up too but didn't want to derail lol

Jun 15, 2015

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Jun 12, 2015

Refer to #7. It's definitely happened and on occasion happens. That's all I was saying. You don't have to believe it, but can't change the fact that it's true..

Jun 15, 2015

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Jun 13, 2015

Refer to my last post. I can't say any more than that, so you think whatever you need to make yourself feel better and sleep at night.

Nov 13, 2015

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Jun 16, 2015

In your case, I guess ignorance really is bliss! Ending pointless conversation here.

Jun 8, 2015

I disagree. Many of these escorts are smart enough to do their market research and know their stuff. After all, its their career. I wouldn't be surprised if even some have even read WSO.

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Jun 8, 2015

agree

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Jun 9, 2015
jss09:

I am almost positive this post was made by somebody in IB (or likely somebody in college) pretending to be a girl. This "girl" is way, way too specific on different groups, levels, salaries, culture, etc. - Girls (especially gold diggers) don't listen to any of these details even if you do discuss all of these things with them (Pro Tip: Bad Idea). If you ask girls that are dating bankers what their boyfriend does, the response would probably range from "ummm, some finance stuff" to "hes a banker" with nowhere near this level of knowledge anywhere in between.

I think you underestimate gold diggers. Anyone who makes money in "sales" or similar activities such as gold digging learns the ins and outs of the target industry.

Also keep in mind that high grade gold diggers are VERY good at what they do. Particularly in places like LA or NYC a lot of them will be capable of estimating how much your outfit costs in the blink of an eye. Believe me when I say they know how much different suits, watches and shoes go for in stores and they've figured out how much income you have to be earning to afford your outfit before they even talk to you. If you aren't above their preferred threshold then you probably won't even notice them evaluating you.

Folks: Like I've said before don't expect money or "prestige" to make you successful with women. You either grow some balls and grow your game or you're going to find a gold digger sucking your wallet dry.

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Jun 9, 2015
Bigass_Spider:

jss09: I am almost positive this post was made by somebody in IB (or likely somebody in college) pretending to be a girl. This "girl" is way, way too specific on different groups, levels, salaries, culture, etc. - Girls (especially gold diggers) don't listen to any of these details even if you do discuss all of these things with them (Pro Tip: Bad Idea). If you ask girls that are dating bankers what their boyfriend does, the response would probably range from "ummm, some finance stuff" to "hes a banker" with nowhere near this level of knowledge anywhere in between.

I think you underestimate gold diggers. Anyone who makes money in "sales" or similar activities such as gold digging learns the ins and outs of the target industry.

Also keep in mind that high grade gold diggers are VERY good at what they do. Particularly in places like LA or NYC a lot of them will be capable of estimating how much your outfit costs in the blink of an eye. Believe me when I say they know how much different suits, watches and shoes go for in stores and they've figured out how much income you have to be earning to afford your outfit before they even talk to you. If you aren't above their preferred threshold then you probably won't even notice them evaluating you.

Folks: Like I've said before don't expect money or "prestige" to make you successful with women. You either grow some balls and grow your game or you're going to find a gold digger sucking your wallet dry.

I was a tad bit skeptical of this post but that went away when you put that in the "sales" perspective. They really do pull out all the stops to win a deal. Good point! I suppose there really are very sophisticated gold diggers out there..

Jun 12, 2015

Has anyone found a girlfriend that would listen to these kinds of things?

Jun 12, 2015

@very.chipper: Are you serious? Knowing basic terms like "front office revenue-generating division" isn't rocket science. Any layperson would know of such simple concepts after reading more than 2 finance-related articles in their lifetimes.

Also, just thought I should add that it comes across as pretty insulting to suggest a blanket sentiment such as "girls are incapable of such 'complex' concepts and jargon". You are aware that there are many women working in finance, right? This isn't 1930.

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Jun 3, 2015

WSO virgins discussing girls? I'm gonna start the popcorn.

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Jun 18, 2015

Please do!

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Jun 3, 2015

Check your privilege, that's an empowered, courageous woman.

Analysts at age 22 fresh out of college earn about $60,000/PS40,000 BASE. Bonuses vary but usually $40,000ish (my friends got that)

Never mind, she "dates" UBS guys...

Jun 3, 2015

Waiting for the comment "Dude I don't know where this girl gets her estimates but they're WAY TO LOW, let me tell you what true comp was last year in the BB..."

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Jun 3, 2015

holla we want prenup; WE WANT PRENUP! Yea -Mr. Kanye West

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Jun 4, 2015

I don't even know what equity capital markets is

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Jun 4, 2015

The blog in question also has selfies (neck down) of the girl in question so can we stop the 'that can't be a woman' sexist B.S. Women are capable of being intelligent, multifaceted and have a wealth of information. Mind you.

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Jun 4, 2015
Cami19:

The blog in question also has selfies (neck down) of the girl in question so can we stop the 'that can't be a woman' sexist B.S. Women are capable of being intelligent, multifaceted and have a wealth of information. Mind you.

Ok now I think you are the person who wrote this article as you posted it here and the only posts that you have are starting and defending this article.

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Jun 4, 2015

face palm it's a viral post face palm it has hundreds of notes (like comments/replies/retweets) on tumblr as it has gone viral and has sparked alot of comments under the 'IB' tag on tumblr, you know, the way people share things they find on twitter/tumblr/facebook that go viral on Reddit, not because they wrote it but because it has gained attention ? 0_o Does it make sense to you why I would share an ib viral post from tumblr on a website which is meant to be full of people who are in ib ?

We have our own student iB community on tumblr too and the comments have been a mix of guys saying their experiences and girls replying so I posted it here to get the WSO view. I am now allowed to post on here and will be posting interesting articles and things relating to student IB life and because I post something which has thousands or hundreds of comments in the IB twitter/tumblr/reddit/instagram or facebook doesn't mean I wrote it myself 0_o I'm just sharing it. Does this make sense to you ?

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Jun 4, 2015
Cami19:

*face palm* it's a viral post *face palm* it has hundreds of notes (like comments/replies/retweets) on tumblr as it has gone viral and has sparked alot of comments under the 'IB' tag on tumblr, you know, the way people share things they find on twitter/tumblr/facebook that go viral on Reddit, not because they wrote it but because it has gained attention ? 0_o Does it make sense to you why I would share an ib viral post from tumblr on a website which is meant to be full of people who are in ib ?

We have our own student iB community on tumblr too and the comments have been a mix of guys saying their experiences and girls replying so I posted it here to get the WSO view. I am now allowed to post on here and will be posting interesting articles and things relating to student IB life and because I post something which has thousands or hundreds of comments in the IB twitter/tumblr/reddit/instagram or facebook doesn't mean I wrote it myself 0_o I'm just sharing it. Does this make sense to you ?

I dont go on tumblr and I do not know how it works, what info is on it, and how you use it. Either way, the article is pretty pointless as it does not seem genuine. If it is, congrats, you managed to find a really talented gold digger that is capable of writing viral posts on social media.

Jun 19, 2017

I feel the need to explain your MS. Before you join IB full time, can you work on your spelling, capitalization and punctuation? Also don't / do / this / with / lists 0_o face palm

Jun 4, 2015
Jun 4, 2015

interesting... I have absolutely no idea what tumblr is.. can't I go on without an account?
Also, not sure if this has come up but is this all she does? If so, doesn't seem to be a big problem - just go for gainfully productive/employed people..

Jun 4, 2015

Damn it, I was half hoping it was some Tumblr chick who reposted that awesome bankerella thread...

Jun 4, 2015

You think with this kind of analysis and insight she could have a career of her own.

I'm sure it's the glass ceiling that's holding her back...

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Jun 4, 2015

Where did you get that idea?
She clearly has a career - f**king for money - literally. It is probably an older career than banking.
By the look of things, she only deals with AAA rated clients - as any sensible business person would :)

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Jun 4, 2015
MBA_Junkie:

Where did you get that idea?
She clearly has a career - f**king for money - literally. It is probably an older career than banking.
By the look of things, she only deals with AAA rated clients - as any sensible business person would :)

Hah, touche

Jun 4, 2015

I, for one, appreciate her hustle. She is doing her research, profiling her targets, and executing a plan.

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Jun 4, 2015

Numbers are way too low. Also:

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Jun 6, 2015

where can i find myself a sugar momma

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Jun 6, 2015
NickW1:

where can i find myself a sugar momma

If you have to ask...

Jun 6, 2015

Guys fall for this shit, all the time. If they simply said no this house of cards would collapse quick, fast and in a hurry. Like seriously, if you are going to be an ATM to a woman why not just get high end hookers? At lease you won't have to listen to their inane conversations or deal with their equally retarded 22 year old friends.

But props to the flake that wrote the article. If you're a 40 year old guy creeping on 22 year olds and you think the game is about true love you're an idiot.

Jun 8, 2015

Too bad guys don't ask out the smart girls often though. Like I said in another thread, stop going for basic B*tches and go for the lawyer types/Amal Clooney. Date a girl that has and is use to money. We won't have this problem.

Greed is Good!

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Jun 8, 2015
CUBuffwg:

Date a girl that has and is use to money. We won't have this problem.

I actually agree with you. Unfortunately the girls who fit this critieria and are also attractive, fun, and single are few and far between

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Jun 8, 2015
Going Concern:

CUBuffwg: Date a girl that has and is use to money. We won't have this problem.

I actually agree with you. Unfortunately the girls who fit this critieria and are also attractive, fun, and single are few and far between

Very far between. You can only pick 2!

Jun 6, 2015

There are mercenary women and there are mercenary men.

I don't think is particularly shocking to anyone who hasn't had their head buried in the sand.

For an example of mercenary men, check out the various threads on this site where wannabe bankers ask which teams in banks pay the highest, have the most prestige etc.

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Jun 7, 2015

Sounds like these bishes are putting their own poosies on pedestals...just lol, too hilarious

But yea, props to them for their initiative. Only a dude that is a complete idiot for fall for this kind of stuff. Do a lot of bros not realize the sheer number of girls out there? What with dating apps, bars, clubs, etc etc. And new ones coming onto the scene every. single. day.

Jun 7, 2015

Nah, I don't buy it.

Jun 8, 2015

i honestly don't see a problem with this for bankers, so as long as they don't plan on getting into a serious relationship anytime soon. hit it nd quit it b4 very much $ is involved

Jun 8, 2015

a female tumblr speaking about those satanic wall street bankers? TRIGGERED

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Jun 8, 2015
SSits Wife:

You're ugly. If any attractive woman ever says she wants to have sex with you, she's clearly only after your money.

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Jun 8, 2015

SA = Seeking Arrangements? So both parties know what they're signing up for? Like older dudes who pay young chicks to hang out with them/bang them?

I see nothing wrong with her objectification/gold digger analysis. Its a transaction. The dudes know these chicks are only hanging out with them because they're showering them with money/gifts. The chicks know that the dudes (with any common sense) are never going to respect them enough to make it serious. The ideal scenario for the dude would be if he could transition into banging this girl for free. And the ideal situation for the chick is if she could get secure this lifestyle without being a prostitute (that's what these chicks are after all).

If you're a dude using these web sites and end up marrying one of these chicks, you deserve everything you get. You might as well marry a stripper/hooker. Hookers/strippers generally come from lower socio-economic demographics, I imagine that the Seeking Arrangement chick is what your run of the mill stripper/hooker would be doing if she grew up in the suburbs.

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Jun 8, 2015

tothiana as a unit of labor seem very informed

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Jun 8, 2015

it'd be pretty funny if there was a site similar to WSO where girls write stuff like: "How I went from 10 rejections to one dream sugar daddy", "Acing the first date with an Investment Banker", "Life after sugar dating - the suburban roads", and "15 things I wish I knew in my first sugar relationship"

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Nov 24, 2017

This is fantastic

Jun 8, 2015

I enjoyed reading this article, haha. I honestly do believe this is an actual occurrence. As many previous posters have stated, women aren't oblivious. Although, many may act like it, the information written above isn't exactly confidential. If a woman were to browse WSO and do some google searches I am sure she could approximate different career demographics and their respective salaries.

"same day, different shit"

Jun 8, 2015

Do you people really think that women are incapable of knowing what "front office BB" means? Anyone who spends anytime with an investment banker, especially one that works for a BB, will know what that term means (they make sure you know how prestigious their job is).

I mean, you really have to be an idiot to think that only investment bankers can understand this term. This is probably why these parasites latch onto you fools. Wake up.

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Jun 8, 2015

Anyone else find it excrutiating trying to read through this? The least she could do is know how to write in a educated manner if she did this she may be able to increase her odds of finding that "Suga Daddy" that she so desires. All I am saying is I find it attractive when woman can read and write.

Jun 8, 2015

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Colourful TV, colourless Life.

Jun 8, 2015
Cami19:

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p>I follow the investment banking and economics tag on tumblr

You enjoy torturing yourself?

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Jun 8, 2015

this was a little TOO obvious. lol

but... in the end...

FDB

Jun 8, 2015

She's probably a feminist too. To those of you with, uh, less experience, all I can say is, don't let yourself be a slave to this type of useless human being...I can already see the summer analyst's threads now: "Guise, I met this super hot girl at the bar one night, I bought her a bunch of really expensive drinks, but she won't even let me fuck, what did I do wrong? Should I buy her a new iPhone as well?"

Seems a lot of people are convinced this isn't real...I can tell you that these people absolutely exist. Stay far the fuck away from them.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Jun 9, 2015

You must have missed a vikram something's post about having bought a girl a MacBook and seeking relationship advice...we are way past an iPhone on this site already

Jun 9, 2015
notthehospitalER:

You must have missed a vikram something's post about having bought a girl a MacBook and seeking relationship advice...we are way past an iPhone on this site already

facepalm

Jun 9, 2015
notthehospitalER:

You must have missed a vikram something's post about having bought a girl a MacBook and seeking relationship advice...we are way past an iPhone on this site already

Actually this is exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that...I still can't believe that shit was real. Still laugh my ass off when I think of that thread, one of the most epic shitshow threads on this site.

I hate to say this, because it makes one sound like such a Cretan...but some people really need to learn how to man up and handle themselves around women.

"When you stop striving for perfection, you might as well be dead."

Jun 9, 2015

Yeah, I dont buy it.

To all the people saying that bankers partners/gfs arent as oblivious as we think, maybe so, but definitely not to the extent to produce something as specific as this. This thotianna is clearly an exception who's crazy knowledgeable, but I highly doubt the vast majority of gold diggers know even half as much specific information as in thotianna's post.

Echo what some of the guy's above have said. If you ask the average banker's gf what he does for a living, the best answer you would probably get is "stocks and bonds". Assuming he hasnt told them how much he makes, I think most bankers gfs/partners just know they make a lot of money and could probably give a rough ballpark figures on salaries, but not to this level of specificity.

You know you've been working too hard when you stop dreaming about bottles of champagne and hordes of naked women, and start dreaming about conditional formatting and circular references.

Jun 9, 2015

Y'all act like you can't google "investment banking salaries" and get the info. And kudos to this site, because it will usually pop up within the first 2 or 3 sites returned.

Older dude at work told me once, "man look, you'll pay for some pussy, dude." I'm like, man you crazy. I don't ever see myself tricking off my money like that for some ass. But some older dudes, who either know their wife only married them for their money, only married their wife because she was fine back in the day, or simply don't give a shit, ain't got no problem dropping money to get some new, new. Plus as Lil Wayne said it ain't tricking if you got it. Lol.

Neither party is confused about the situation.

Jun 9, 2015

Her logic is pretty bad.

Pricing is determined by supply and demand, not ability to pay.

Jun 9, 2015

Typical chicken head rather bob head than work

Parents must be proud

Great stories for future generations as well

Jun 9, 2015

Unless that name is not real, I'm not surprised she's Russian.

Jul 26, 2017

and this is actually my first post in the forum, geez lol

Jun 9, 2015

Why do I fear there is an online community somewhere, where girls like ask questions like:
'Exit ops after top M&A associate sugar daddy?' or 'is his GPA and GMAT good enough for HWS?'

Jun 10, 2015

The name THOTiana says its all.

Listen to a fella called Chief Keef and you will know what i am talking about

Jun 10, 2015
cash_money:

The name THOTiana says its all.

Listen to a fella called Chief Keef and you will know what i am talking about

Saint Sosa spreading wisdom

Jun 11, 2015

Yeah this is a real thing:

I was on a date my first year out of school and I was asked what my title was at the time. Threw me for a loop. However, not the brightest considering she knew I had just graduated and what company I worked for; could have avoided creating tension by being patient and doing some research after the date.

She is now married to a finance guy.

RIP

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Jun 13, 2015

Hoes gon' be hoes.

Jun 14, 2015

On my uni's facebook page there was something similar to this with girls trying to pick up future doctors from our med science faculty. Looks like they're catching on with future IB'ers.

Jun 14, 2015

Augh. Why would anyone want to date a doctor? They're horrendously in debt, aren't as rich as they make it out to be, and are cranky from working with difficult patients all day.

Jun 14, 2015
chicandtoughness:

Augh. Why would anyone want to date a doctor? They're horrendously in debt, aren't as rich as they make it out to be, and are cranky from working with difficult patients all day.

So are bankers. The only difference is that they deal with impossible clients instead of patients.

Jun 16, 2015
LiamNeeson:

So are bankers. The only difference is that they deal with impossible clients instead of patients.

Doctors have waaaay more debt than bankers. Even if just for the reason that doctors don't get year-end bonuses the way bankers do...

Jun 14, 2015
chicandtoughness:

Augh. Why would anyone want to date a doctor? They're horrendously in debt, aren't as rich as they make it out to be, and are cranky from working with difficult patients all day.

lol ...just lol

Jun 14, 2015

Enjoyable thread. To anyone who thinks OP is fake and gold-digging women are not that smart...Uhmm clearly you have never seeked out these type of women or hanged out with them. A thread a while back myself and wallstreetplayboys started to discuss these types of women. They are smart and workoholics. You may laugh when I say workoholics, but trust me as much as a finance guy always wants a bigger bonus or more success, these ladies always want the next thing in life they cannot get.

Anyways, for those who know how the game is played it goes both ways. The expectations on these women in and out of the bedroom are high, so they should be doing their due dili as should you. Trust me these ladies sponge up details, always keep the conversation at the surface.

Jun 14, 2015

Pretty sure she's for real and wants to go to a target school as her exit...
http://thotianaxoxo.tumblr.com/post/120903728968/v...

Living in the states that year for my masters I'll definitely still get my whore on :D and I'm sticking to the big cities. My dream would be to go Columbia so I can join a high end agency in NYC and sugar in NYC while I do my masters but I've made a big list.

Here is the list of the institutions I made for schools I'd love to go to for my masters (some are in the USA which is the goal but ofcourse i have UK instituions and HEC in Paris to fall back on)

Harvard
Imperial
London Business School
Wharton
Stanford
Insead
Columbia
MIT
Oxford
LSE
Kellog
Booth
HEC
Yale
UCLA
Darmouth
Duke

Jun 17, 2015
Jake Flash:

Pretty sure she's for real and wants to go to a target school as her exit...
http://thotianaxoxo.tumblr.com/post/120903728968/v...

Living in the states that year for my masters I'll definitely still get my whore on :D and I'm sticking to the big cities. My dream would be to go Columbia so I can join a high end agency in NYC and sugar in NYC while I do my masters but I've made a big list.
Here is the list of the institutions I made for schools I'd love to go to for my masters (some are in the USA which is the goal but ofcourse i have UK instituions and HEC in Paris to fall back on)
Harvard
Imperial
London Business School
Wharton
Stanford
Insead
Columbia
MIT
Oxford
LSE
Kellog
Booth
HEC
Yale
UCLA
Darmouth
Duke

Disgusted by that list of schools. Never even heard of "Columbia". Really only familiar with Harvard and Oxford.

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Jun 17, 2015
Jake Flash:

Pretty sure she's for real and wants to go to a target school as her exit...
http://thotianaxoxo.tumblr.com/post/120903728968/v...

Living in the states that year for my masters I'll definitely still get my whore on :D and I'm sticking to the big cities. My dream would be to go Columbia so I can join a high end agency in NYC and sugar in NYC while I do my masters but I've made a big list.
Here is the list of the institutions I made for schools I'd love to go to for my masters (some are in the USA which is the goal but ofcourse i have UK instituions and HEC in Paris to fall back on)
Harvard
Imperial
London Business School
Wharton
Stanford
Insead
Columbia
MIT
Oxford
LSE
Kellog
Booth
HEC
Yale
UCLA
Darmouth
Duke

this is idiotic, who would list all the top schools in the world and say that is "their list" lol

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Jun 15, 2015

"I must be cruel only to be kind" - Shakespeare

Jun 15, 2015

The Auto Show

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